Camp Half-Blood Redefined

Helena: *hisses at Tania, grabs the camera or whatever she took the picture with and snaps it in half* I hate Aphrodite and I hate the skimpy ass clothes she always put me in!
 
Helena: *trying to pull the dress off and failing* AHHHHHHH! WHY WON'T IT COME OFF!


Kitty: Because I was dared, by myself, to put you in a skimpy sexy dress mostly just to see Jason's reaction, but eveybody's else's.


Helena: WHAT!
 
Tania: that's just mean. What did I do to you kitty? *Covers Jason's eyes.* trying to steal my Jason.
 
Kitty: Just because I don't ship RiverStyx doesn't mean I can't torture the guy who does. I mean who doesn't want THIS! *rips the blanket off Helena*


Helena: *hisses and covers self with blanket again, hidingI
 
Tania: Cover up then I shall not have you're pale ass making my Jason go snow blind. *Covers Jason's eyes more*
 
Tania: damn right you are. *looks at kitty* And you!!! Quit trying to corrupt my Jason. That's my job.
 
Kitty: hahaha... That's funny.


Helena: *distressed sounds* nyraaaaarmertrar your probably jut going to lock him in a cage and sell him on Amazon... Like you do back at your base. *looks out from under the blanket and at Jason* I've seen it. They put collars on them.


Alec: *stops laughing*
 
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Jason:Kitty MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND! Wait Amazon HQ? *Turns head to Tania* If I end up there, we will have problems.


Kiva:You know kitty I like your ship names, they're interesting and kinda catchy.


Shūhei: Kitty you're mean.


Velexus: Good I didn't have to chase you......much
 
Akita: *gets up slowly* ... You're looking a little tired there... *eats a few batteries and spit out the casings* but I'm just getting started. *dashes off*


Kitty: my mind IS made up. I just like torturing my friends. I love my Hellfire more then RiverStyx.
 
Bishop: *wakes up* what?! Where!?


Kitsune: Hey Bishie you missed Helena in a dress!


Bishop: .... *goes back to sleep*


Max: You didn't look that bad Helena


Sam: Oh hush honey your mine.


Max: Am I?


Sam: Yes you are


Max: Then what about when you were hitting on Ryan


Sam: umm


Max: or when you were making lovey eyes at Jason


Sam: ummm


Max: Or how you were swooning over Mason when he was locked up at the Hq


Sam: none of that matters Maxie, the truth is it's you I want!


Max: *sigh* women


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Alec: Yeah, I know... Women, right? *leans on Max*


Helena: *from under blanket* I LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER. SHE EVEN PUT HEELS ON ME. JUST ADD A POLE AND THE PICTURE IS COMPLETE!
 
Velexus: Tired, not really. I have second origin so I'm still far from done., and you haven't landed more than one strike on me, step your game up.


Jason: *removes Tania's hand* Don't worry I have self control, jeez. And Helena, at least it's not a bikini.
 
Kitsune: hmmm *snaps fingers and Helena's dress becomes a bikini*


Max/Bishop/Sam: DAMN!!!!


...


Max: What was that Sam?


Sam: What?! I can't crush on a girl?


Max: ...


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