Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[Alterius]

Jason: Soooo I take it you two want to be Popsicles for a day?

 

[Holo]

Tania: FINALLY! *Tackles Jason and kisses him*

 

[Alterius]

Jason: Gah! *Crashes into ground as he gets tackled and kissed* Well hello there.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *gags* I feel like I'm like about to hock up a hairball.


Kitty: *watching Fairy Tail and ravenously eating Greek yogurt* AHHHH Wendy, don't revive Jellal, I don't care if he saved your life...

 

[Holo]

I accidentally installed tapatalk so I have to reset everything.

 

[Alterius]

Helena: *gags* I feel like I'm like about to hock up a hairball.
Kitty: *watching Fairy Tail and ravenously eating Greek yogurt* AHHHH Wendy, don't revive Jellal, I don't care if he saved your life...

Wait, what episode are you on?!?!

 

[explosiveKitten]

Kitty: ummmm... The Girl and the Ghost. I think it's 51 or. 52...

 

[explosiveKitten]

Kitty: Nevermind it's 55.

 

[Holo]

Tania: *ignores Helena to keep kissing Jason*

 

[Alterius]

Jason: Helena, what is up with you? Why do you suddenly have a problem?


Okay you no yet know.

 

[explosiveKitten]

[QUOTE="Kai'zen Makaira]Jason: Helena, what is up with you? Why do you suddenly have a problem?
Okay you no yet know.

[/QUOTE]
Kitty: ... Oh god. Prepare for worst case scenario.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: what do you mean, why do I have to have a problem? You can date/f*** whoever you want.

 

[Alterius]

Jason: *face of doubt appears* uh huh....why do you make such a big deal out of it then.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: Once again. It's like watching my parents make out. It's disgusting. *shudders* I have walked in on Hades and Persephone, it's was the most revolting thing, EVER.

 

[Holo]

Tania: *Inspects Jason before kissing him once more on the lips.*

 

[Athens]

Helena: Once again. It's like watching my parents make out. It's disgusting. *shudders* I have walked in on Hades and Persephone, it's was the most revolting thing, EVER.

Ever: You called?

 

[Dirtbear]

.......

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *looks at Ever* ... Huh?

 

[Alterius]

Jason: Wha-mmf. *Places hand against ground summoning water to form the words.*. "You won't feel that way when it happens to you foo"

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: ... When what happens?

 

[Athens]

Ever: What?

 

[Alterius]

Jason: *shifts the water to make more words* "when you find that someone you will kiss and be all cuddly with."


Velexus: Akita!!! Rematch!!!!

 

[explosiveKitten]

Akita: But whyyyy


Helena: yeah that's not happening any time soon. I don't see Mason as the cuddly type.

 

[Alterius]

Jason: Ah but you see Mason as your type, either way you're gonna get intimate with someone and you're not gonna like having people dis you. If it bothers you so much, then don't look.


Velexus: too bad so sad Angelic burst! *Multiple rays of pure violent magic rushes towards Akita*

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: I'm trying not to, believe me.


Akita: MEEP! *flung off into the distance* ... *lightning is thrown up into a column miles high, furious screeching can be heard*