Camp Half-Blood Redefined

Jason: Easy now let's not kick down that wall, what the third...fourth wall right? Doesn't matter no one can actually see that rack you got there, they could only imagine it. And that would be hella creepy.


Kiva: That is hella creepy though.


Shūhei:nods in agreement


Jerika: Why the hell did you not bring me in this sooner!! *Glares at Kiva*


Kiva: My bad.
 
Helena: *embarrassed whimpering*


Kitty: is it wrong that I like Natsu Dragneel a little too much? ... Okay a lot too much? ... Did I seriously just say that. *facepalms*


Akita: *throws up arms and deflects the flames with own magical lightning wall*
 
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Jason: Come on let's go find you some clothes, though I don't recommend coming out of the blanket. *Jason stands Noticing Velexus and Akita's battle once again.* they seem to be a good matchup maybe we can check them out again.


Velexus: *Hurling more fireballs at Akita they seem random but are precisely placed as some smash into the ground kicking up dust and making the footing difficult as the others are obscured by the silt screen until they are right in Akita's face. He draws his sword diving in after the last bit of the fireball barrage goes into the cloud racing towards Akita casting the divine edge spell on his sword before swinging for her neck.* 
Irk it's a wonder the story itself hasn't moved much, everyone to your posts......literally.
 
Akita: *sickles put in the way, circling around the blade, her expression looking pained, like she's struggling with it, but she starts twisting the sickles in an attempt to get his grip to slip*


Helena: ... By the way; that thing you were patting? That was my ass.
 
Kitsune: I wonder?... *snaps fingers and Tania becomes an eggplant* HA! It worked!!!!


Max: did you... Just... Turn her into an eggplant?


Sam: did I hear my sisters voice?


Max: why are you asking? You gonna crush on her t-


Sam: *b*tch slaps Max off cliff*


Max: Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!!?!??!!?


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Kitsune: Silly girl! I'm a Fox not a fruitcake *snaps fingers and turns Tania into a fruitcake* You on the other hand are a fruit cake!


Max: *still screaming*


Bishop: Uh dude you're not falling anymore!


Max: *looks around* oh thank gods


Sam: You're no fun Pepper!


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Kitsune: Oh Basil! You know how I like Basil *snaps fingers as turns Tania into Tomato Soup* on Tomato Soup! How'd you know!!! *begins to put basil on tomato soup


Bishop: Kit you do know she will harm you?


Kitsune: don't care


Sam: Don't worry Pepper. Only Jerri has my sense of humor!


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Jason: I was wondering why is was so soft, nice ass Helena, wait why were you sticking your ass up?


Velexus: *Grinning*you know it's much easier to hold a sword than a sickle the grip is stronger * With that he twisted and yanked his sword free
 
Anthony: *Turns Tania back.* i'm getting tired.


Tania: *Crams bottles of greek fire down kitsune's throat.* I warned you! *Pounds him with multiple bolts of lightning.*
 
Helena: I wasn't! I have to fit under a small blanket! ... Stop complimenting my ass, it's weird.


Akita: *slides back throws arms at sides, staring at Velexus*
 
Kitsune: *explodes*


Bishop: no way he finally di-


Kitsune: IM BACK!!!


Bishop: So Close!!!!


Kitsune: shame. That was my favorite bubble clone. Your mean... *makes pouty face* why you gotta ruin all my fun. *turns Tania into a dog* now your body matches you soul


Max: how does making her a dog make her soul match?


Bishop: *facepalms*


Sam: Max, sweetie, he calling her a b*tch


Max: Oh! Nevermind I get it!


Sam: and you call me stupid.


Max: what was that?


Sam: Oh, nothing!


Max: oh cause I thought you said something. Nevermind.


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Anthony: really!? *Looks at Ryan eagerly and snaps turning Tania back.*


Tania: DIE!!! *Crams the last bottle into his mouth.* Jason enjoy Helena! Men! *Walks away and eats the basil making her immune to magic. She then sits shaking slightly.*
 
Alec: *mutters to Max* I don't think your stupid max....


Helena: Jason, your attracting he attention of the she-demon by complimenting my ass. You better stop before she shoves a vial of Greek fire down your throat. *sarcastic*
 
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