Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[Altera]

Sam: Oh hush honey your mine.


Sam: none of that matters Maxie, the truth is it's you I want!

Ring ring ring. I hope someone answers that cause I totally called it!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Kitsune: *picks up phone* hello?.... No.... Yes.... Ummm sure.... NO!... OH! Nevermind yeah I can... Ok bye *hangs up* what a weird guy


Bishop: ...


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[Altera]

Bishop.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Yes?


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[Altera]

I just want to let you know . . .

 

[Alterius]

Jason: Kit, I'm going to crush you.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: let me know what?


Kitsune: whoop whoop whoop whoo!!! *runs away*


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[explosiveKitten]

Kitsune: hmmm *snaps fingers and Helena's dress becomes a bikini*
Max/Bishop/Sam: DAMN!!!!


...


Max: What was that Sam?


Sam: What?! I can't crush on a girl?


Max: ...


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Helena: *strangles Kitsune*

 

[Altera]

That you amuse me sufficiently to ensure your continued existence once I conquer the world.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Akita: And I've got thunder to spare! *slams fists together, sending off sparks* SO COME AT ME!


Helena: *repeatedly stabs Kitsune* YOU FOXY SON OF A BITCH!! I will KILL YOU!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: yay!


Kitsune: *taps Helena's shoulder* lol that's not me! xD *poofs away*


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[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *roars angrily*

 

[Altera]

Do a maid next, Kitsune!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Kitsune: *snaps fingers an Helena's top vanishes*


Max/Bishop: WOOOWWWW!!!!!


Sam: gurl you be fine


Kitsune: a maid?.... Like this? *snaps fingers and Bishie is wearing a French maids outfit*


Bishop: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


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[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *screeches, wraps arms around self and grabs blanket, wraps it around self*

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: YOU ARE A PERVERTED FOX! And YOU! *points at Max and hisses menacingly* STOP STARING AT ME!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Max: *realizes what he's doing* What! Staring!? I wasn't staring!


Sam: it's okay girl! *puts arm around Helena* you got the goods


Max: Sam when did you become a black guy?


Sam: *slaps Max* i am a woman! Jeez!!!!


Kitsune: *laughing* xD just be glad it was your top and not your pants! Bishie fetch her a new top.


Bishop: I'm not you ser- Yes master *goes and gets Helena a new shirt then puts it on her* the hell was that!?


Kitsune: 'twas the power of the French maid!


Bishop: I hate you!!!!


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[Altera]

Mmmm. Make it a neko maid. That's fitting.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *slaps Sam* Bitch get off of me! *clothes turns into the dress again* ... *hisses and sinks to the ground, hides under blanket*

 

[Alterius]

Jason: *Blushes* Ok topless was a bit much. *Covers own eyes* sorry Hel


Velexus: You really are a little firecracker aren't you. *Charges forward black flames engulfing his fists.* Now I'm all fired up!


Shūhei: Did he just use Natsu's line?


Kiva:Yup *nods*

 

[explosiveKitten]

Kitty: NATSU!? WHERE? *looks around excitedly with hearts in eyes*


Helena: *angry noises*

 

[Alterius]

Kiva: over there. *Points at Velexus*


Shūhei: *Snickers*


Jason: That is kinda mean, Hey where'd Tania go off too she was here a little while ago.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Kitty: I have an unhealthy obsession, OKAY?!


Helena: *grumbling*

 

[Alterius]

Jason:*Squats and pats where he thinks Helena's head is under the sheet. Cheer up no one has any photographic evidence, so I doubt it'll be online.


Kiva:Suuuuure kitty.


Shūhei:I have a feeling you haven't even tried to work on that.


Velexus: *Releases a burst of the black flame towards and around Akita*

 

[explosiveKitten]

Kitty: meeeeh


Helena: Jason... We ARE online!