Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[Bishop The Corgi]

technically isn't it fatal to the people i push off cliffs. And eh, i kinda already am except for the Fox part. Im a rare breed of Corgi called a foxx.

 

[XxJuliaxX]

It is fatal to both! The disease causes you to very gradually die painfully! And now you are permanently both a fox and a foxx!

 

[Dirtbear]

Fox death imminent.

 

[XxJuliaxX]

We can't say "newfound" either!

 

[Altera]

Hey guys, where's my Kitty?

 

[Dirtbear]

She's camping. She'll be back shortly.

 

[Altera]

Oh. Musta missed that, though I have a faint memory of something of the sorts. Thanks, Techie.

 

[Cierra111]

Lol it just amazes me how much I can miss in just a few hours xD more or less a weekend

 

[XxJuliaxX]

xD Yeah, um, I sort of gave Soupy and Bishop some death muffins

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Don't EVER accept them from her… EVER!

 

[XxJuliaxX]

No, Bishop, don't be selfish! You have to learn to share the treats that you take for granted!


Cierra, you're always welcome . . . *shadily opens the side of my long black trench coat, revealing a variety of muffins in various colors, flavors, and designs while tipping my fedora mysteriously*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

NO! *pulls out squirt bottle and squirts Julia* NO BAD JULIA!

 

[XxJuliaxX]

No!!! *flaps hands at squirt bottle and splashes the water back* Bishop! You can't have them all for yourself, you know! When did you get this selfish?

 

[Athens]

It started after he respawned into a foxx

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

NO ONE ELSE SHOULD SUFFER!!!!!

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Ah, that makes sense, Bessie! *pats Bessie*


Bishop, are you going senile?

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

IM ONLY 16 D*****!!!!!!

 

[XxJuliaxX]

What was that? 116?

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*pushes Julia off cliff*

 

[XxJuliaxX]

HUFF!!!! I thought I was on your "I will 99% of the time I will not push off a cliff list"

You, Dusk, Kitty, and Lucky are on my I will 99% of the time I will not push off a cliff list
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SO MUCH FOR THAT!!!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

This is one of those 1% moments

 

[XxJuliaxX]

You pushed me off of TWO cliffs since then!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Also my PEOOAC is acting up

 

[XxJuliaxX]

*opens side of mysterious black trench coat that is mysteriously not flapping as I am falling and extracts a muffin that both temporarily relieves PEOOAC and permanently causes the consumer to smell like coffee while I plummet into the abyss and flings the muffin over the edge of the cliff*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

OOOO Muffin! *picks up muffin and noms on it*… Oh wait here *drops rope ladder for Julia*