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Zeus was the OG harem protagonist.Every Greek problem summarized:
Zeus: I'm gonna bang it!
Everyone: ZEUS NO!
Zeus: TOO LATE!
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Zeus was the OG harem protagonist.Every Greek problem summarized:
Zeus: I'm gonna bang it!
Everyone: ZEUS NO!
Zeus: TOO LATE!
I'm binging their videos right now o,oYou should check out the youtube channel "overlysarcasticproductions", their summary videos, including summaries of greek mythos and books, are hilarious
Line from Wonder Woman abridged:The super abridged version of Greek mythology XD
That couldn't be. Harem protagonists are virgins, and girls actually fall in love with them, not just bang everyone knows that. He was a hentai protagonist.Zeus was the OG harem protagonist.
OMFG LOL TRUEEEEThat couldn't be. Harem protagonists are virgins, everyone knows that. He was a hentai protagonist.
I stand corrected.That couldn't be. Harem protagonists are virgins, and girls actually fall in love with them, not just bang everyone knows that. He was a hentai protagonist.
What a pun.Well, except for School Days, but I'd rather let that dead
Easy, I'd be the God of Cats or LazinessIf you could be a god of anything. What would it be?
Me either fire(DESTRUCTION!) or knowledge because I'm always searching for knowledge c:
The First Cat Lady xDEasy, I'd be the God of Cats or Laziness
Exactly X3 I'd have roughly 200 cats just lazing around at all times XDThe First Cat Lady xD
Definitely music. It's just such an interesting topic. Music will never run out, it's one of the oldest art forms, it sets the mood, etc.If you could be a god of anything. What would it be?
Worshiper: GOD OF CATS, HELP ME!Exactly X3 I'd have roughly 200 cats just lazing around at all times XD
That's cool :>Definitely music. It's just such an interesting topic. Music will never run out, it's one of the oldest art forms, it sets the mood, etc.
That and Dr. Pepper of course :V
I mean, you can join in on our conversations :3Welp this has made me think if I'm actually apart of this or not.
I'd probably be greedy about it and, assuming something like god of omnipotence isn't an option, I'd probably pick somehting that could mess with other god´s abilities like god of magic, god of minds/hypnotism, god of powerIf you could be a god of anything. What would it be?
Me either fire(DESTRUCTION!) or knowledge because I'm always searching for knowledge c:
Dude (or gal, whichever you prefer), chill, ok? I'm not ignoring you on purpose, I've been gathering info all afternoon and now I have to leave to go pick up some coke for the pizza. It's nothing personal, most people took days or weeks to get approval. So just relax and try hanging out here instead of complaining daily when it's not even been two days since I last checked you out.Welp this has made me think if I'm actually apart of this or not.
I mean, you can join in on our conversations :3
Somebody: Please God of Music, let me hear the best song ever created.That's cool :>
God of Music: Now watch my children! *Plays earrape firefly*
Nice! Now, we have the god of power, god of cats, god of music/Dr.Pepper, and the god of fire/knowledge. Yukeroni is the unofficial God of harems. We need a God of memes XDI'd probably be greedy about it and, assuming something like god of omnipotence isn't an option, I'd probably pick somehting that could mess with other god´s abilities like god of magic, god of minds/hypnotism, god of power
If it's about my aspirations I would probably be the god of truth, since that is my ultimate aim
But matching my personality best I think I defintely have to go with an mtg rip off: The god of horizons, which is basically a god of anything that is mysterious and magical, and beyond comprehension or unknown as of now. For more info on this, check out Kruphix
God of Fire/Knowledge: I'm surrounded by cat ladies, MLG, and memes.....Nice! Now, we have the god of power, god of cats, god of music/Dr.Pepper, and the god of fire/knowledge. Yukeroni is the unofficial God of harems. We need a God of memes XD
You'd basically be a trickster god who messes with other gods while they're not looking xDI'd probably be greedy about it and, assuming something like god of omnipotence isn't an option, I'd probably pick somehting that could mess with other god´s abilities like god of magic, god of minds/hypnotism, god of power
If it's about my aspirations I would probably be the god of truth, since that is my ultimate aim
But matching my personality best I think I defintely have to go with an mtg rip off: The god of horizons, which is basically a god of anything that is mysterious and magical, and beyond comprehension or unknown as of now. For more info on this, check out Kruphix