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Sanctuaryforall1 Sanctuaryforall1 Wow, I never would have expected Kenna to sound so... wholesome... But for odd some reason Eve's recording pretty much hit the nail on the head in terms of how I imagined her voice. Then again, I've seen Ana's breathtaking performance in Knives Out. Sidon's video was by far the most entertaining though!
Kenna used to be such a sweetheart. I tried to find something from her more sinister moments but the videos evaded me. Kenna now might sound a bit different but that is certainly how she once sounded/might sound at times.
I LOVED KNIVES OUT SO MUCH!!!
The show Sidon’s video was from was such an amazing show that only went one season because it was so expensive to make! I love his actor tho and the character he played in the show! I have tried to make an rp based on it several times but had little luck.
 
@Jigajig Yeah yeah yeah, totally official IC revision: TJL is alive for now... but not for long hehehe. :horns: Like for real though, they gonna die within the time it takes to say, "SUICIDE SQUAD ASSEMB--" once our charries get out into the field. Sorry for misleading you (and everyone else O.O) the first time.
This just reminded me of something I read the other day about Reactive Evolution…when Darwin (a marvel hero with Reactive Evolution) was dropped into a fight against the Hulk everyone expected he would PERFECTLY evolve to take down the Hulk…but instead his reactive evolution just teleported him away 🤣🤣🤣
 
Caio, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Keeley, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Eve, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Elara, trembling: What are we playing?!

~~~

Caio, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Sinead : Gray.
Billy: Grey.
Caio, turning to Eve: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Eve: Dark white.

~~~

Sinead : Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!
Eve: Six? I only got three!
Ahmi: You guys got sleep?
Kenna, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying:What year is it??

~~~

Keeley: You know you can die from that, right?
Elara: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Billy: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Eve: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

~~~

Keeley: Hey, I say we go down there, kick Sinead ’s door in, and let them know that we’re in town.
Caio: That ain’t the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.
Keeley: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let’s go.
Caio: No, we just can’t go in there and kick down Sinead ’s door. We need a plan.
Keeley: Well who makes the plans?
Caio: Eve.
Keeley: Eve, what's the plan?
Eve:You guys are gonna go down there, kick Sinead ’s door in, let them know you’re in town.
 
Elara, upon learning how Zheng did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?
Zheng: Well, not really.
Elara: You’re just a liar.

Zheng, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Zheng, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Zheng: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Dr.Allister: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Zheng: Nat 20 Charisma.
Dr.Allister: That is NOT how that works-

Billy: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Billy: And atoms never touch each other.
Billy: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

Keeley: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Dr.Allister: I would say infinitesimally.
Eve: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Tazmin: I think Dr.Allister is in trouble.
Everyone else: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

Elara: Damn, the power went out.
Eve: Don’t worry, I got this.
Eve: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Elara: What-?
Eve: I swallowed a glow stick!
Elara, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Dr.Allister: Are you free tomorrow?
Keeley: No, I’m expensive every day.

Elara: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

Zheng: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

Dr.Allister: Pick a card, any card.
Billy: Fine.
Dr.Allister: Wait, that's my credit card!
Billy: You said any card.
 
Eve: What are you getting Kenna for the holidays?
Ahmi: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Keeley: I'm getting Kenna a divorce lawyer.


Sinead : Who would you swipe right for? Keeley or Kenna?
Zheng: I would delete the app.


Ahmi : What is love?
Elara: An emotional minefield.
Sinead : A neurochemical reaction.
Keeley: Baby don't hurt me.


Caio, in a room with Elara, Ahmi , and Aia:It’s calm in here.
Caio: It scares me…


Keeley: Why did you kidnap Billy!?!?!
Caio: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...
Eve: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Keeley: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!


Aia: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.


Keeley, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Caio: ....
Keeley: *lip smack*


Caio: WHO THE FUCK-
Elara: Whoa, language!
Caio: I speak fucking English!
Elara: ...


Aia: I have a problem.
Kenna: Kill it.
Aia: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
 
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Billy: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Elara:
Billy:
Elara:
...Please, go back to bed.

Ahmi: Elara likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

Ahmi: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

Keeley: It’s too early in the morning for this.
*sent at 11:57 AM*

Atlas: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

Inmate: My only talent is being stress.
Guard: Don't you mean stressed?
Inmate: No.

Aia: I’m never donating blood ever again.
Aia: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!
Aia: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

Atlas: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
 
I love how Elara is the logical/reasonable one in the group yet she's the one who's broken out of a prison and suggested they steal a journal from the guards instead of playing darts/playing spin the bottle 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
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Elara, upon learning how Zheng did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?
Zheng: Well, not really.
Elara: You’re just a liar.

Zheng, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Zheng, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Zheng: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Dr.Allister: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Zheng: Nat 20 Charisma.
Dr.Allister: That is NOT how that works-

Billy: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Billy: And atoms never touch each other.
Billy: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

Keeley: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Dr.Allister: I would say infinitesimally.
Eve: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Tazmin: I think Dr.Allister is in trouble.
Everyone else: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

Elara: Damn, the power went out.
Eve: Don’t worry, I got this.
Eve: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Elara: What-?
Eve: I swallowed a glow stick!
Elara, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Dr.Allister: Are you free tomorrow?
Keeley: No, I’m expensive every day.

Elara: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

Zheng: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

Dr.Allister: Pick a card, any card.
Billy: Fine.
Dr.Allister: Wait, that's my credit card!
Billy: You said any card.
thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning 🤣
 
@Jigajig Yeah yeah yeah, totally official IC revision: TJL is alive for now... but not for long hehehe. :horns: Like for real though, they gonna die within the time it takes to say, "SUICIDE SQUAD ASSEMB--" once our charries get out into the field. Sorry for misleading you (and everyone else O.O) the first time.
tbh i was imagining half of our charries being massacred almost immediately by you :cheshiregrin:
 
Amina: Jamal is late again.
Notti: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Victorine: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Cersei: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Amina: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Jamal bursts through the door*
Jamal: WHAT TIME IS IT?


Sidon: Why would you give a knife to Cersei?!
Amina, shrugging: Cersei felt unsafe.
Sidon: Now I feel unsafe!
Amina: I’m sorry…
Amina: Would you like a knife?


Amina: While you were caught up in your heterosexuality, I studied the way of the blade!


Amina: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Sidon: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Amina: Because we're out of doritos.


Victorine: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Amina: Are you a software update? because not right now.


Jamal: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.


Cersei, trying to comfort Amina: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.


Jamal: You know, Cersei gives Sidon flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Notti: Okay.
*Later*
Notti: *gives Sidon flowers*
Sidon: ???
Notti: I don't know, I'm confused as well.


Sidon: You’re drunk.
Jamal: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Sidon.
 
Ahmi: Oh no! I’m doomed!
Tazmin: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult anyone at their own memorial service.
Ahmi: Exactly! It’s impossible!

Zheng: Money... Is like president trading cards.

Zheng, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Billy, who’s running the drive thru:
Billy: Tequila.

Zod: I could kill you if I wanted.
Ahmi: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

Zheng, holding a scooter: Sidon! Can I go outside and play with this?
Sidon: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
Zheng, running outside: Thanks Sidon!
Sidon, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

Zod, about Bella Reve: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

Billy: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.
Elara: You mean glory days?
Billy: Ah, that too

Dr.Allister: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Eve: We have three, actually!
Kenma: Pick your favorite.

Sidon+Tazmin+Dr.Allister: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
The Inmates+Zheng: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Kenma: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Eve: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Dr.Allister: You know, Tazmin gives Eve flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Zheng: Okay.
*Later*
Zheng: *gives Eve flowers*
Eve: ???
Zheng: I don't know, I'm confused as well. (no he's not)
 
Dr. Allister: I have witnessed unspeakable horrors. The horrors weren't undescribable or anything, I just had to sign an NDA.


Kenna: I take no pleasure in this.
Ahmi: You’ve got me pinned to a wall and a knife to my throat, I think there is some pleasure in this for both of us.
 
So I think of the voices by looking at my CS for them and thinkin they like voice actors for an animation. Cuz me lol

Here's team BungleBoo:

Ahmi / GunMother (Gina Torres / FC: Anjelika Anderson)



Notti / Shine (Malu Trevejo / FC: Same)



Victorine / Nova Red (Miranda Lambert / FC: Nata Lee)



AJ / Wither (Hailee Steinfeld / FC: same)



DJ / Deluge (Terrence Howard / FC: same)



My gosh. How can I forget 🏳️‍🌈my long time girlfriend!!🏳️‍🌈

Markie / Pixie (Brianna Hildebrand / FC: same)



 
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Elara: Sooo, did you kiss Tamzin?
Ciao: No, the moment wasn’t right. look, this woman could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.
Elara: Awe, that’s so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch?


Eve: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Elara: What? No, I—
Tamzin: *enters the room*
Elara: *clenches jaw*


Ciao: Good job gays, let’s go!
Kenna: Uh… you mean “guys”, right?
Ahmi: Did he stutter?
 

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