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[Dragonlord318]

Frank deadpanned at Rictor's antics, then continued on to the power gym without taking a second glance. He'd no doubt meet other sudents at class or in passing, much like the red glasses mushy lady, or this guy. He didn't need a party to do it. He sighed as he walked down the sidewalk away from Club A. He hoped the redhead didn't try to talk to him, as she seemed talkative as well.


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Rictor


At least the guy hadn't gone out of his way to say what was so plainly written on his face. "Oh-kay," He said, midway into waving a goodbye, before dropping his hand again since he went ignored by the mysterious guy who'd come to his rescue.


"I thought I was being dramatic." He told the kid who was sitting on the bench with him, but bit his tongue before he said something commenting on the man's physique. He had looked quite built, and he'd easily dragged Rictor's dead weight around so he was certainly strong. He cleared his throat, reintroducing himself. "I'm Rictor." He said to Tony.


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[ManyFaces]

Rocket having since returned to the party dressed in his slightly bloody tux suit watched as people came in, it was a decent trickle nothing alarming. He looked at his handiwork. It wasn't kibble but it would suffice. He felt as though someone has just stepped on his tail, he looked at the guy who just made the joke and shook his head squinting in disapproval. "I need to get a vantage point where I won't be trampled by clumsy humans... But first I need to show my rugged good looks to Janet!" he said aloud, he strutted over to Janet. He kind of felt like he needed to prove his manliness. "How's this for cute?!" he asked, puffing his chest up and crossing his arms.


Groot couldn't tell Selene's intentions, but they seemed nice and harmless. "I am...Groot." (I shall willingly partake in your strange... Earth custom.) he said, he had no intention of refusing thinking it rude. He kneeled and held his hand out. "I am Groot?" (How does this Earth custom work Selene?) he asked, he didn't know much about magic. He could see Rocket talking to Janet, he hoped he'd come back to him soon, he wanted Rocket to meet Selene since he didn't believe in magic. Now he'd get to witness for himself.


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[sevenstars]

Logan had been deserted after Pietro and Wade left him to go who knows where. He decided that it was probably a good time to check out his room. The security in there seemed overkill. This was a school, not a prison. He was mildly interested in Joe's fighting request. That would be an interesting fight. He was probably extremely strong, but Logan was much more agile and could easily recover from injuries. He decided not to say anything to Joe, though, who was currently talking to a guy in a black shirt with a skull, carrying several guns on his person. He took a short rest and went to check out the party. Again, he kind of watched below the radar, trying to get a feel for new people.


Sersi became slightly nauseated as she followed Strange and Nova through the portal, but recovered by the time she was able to look around the place. It was actually quite jarring to see this ordinary lounge area after a week in the grand otherworldly city of Asgard, but the place was by no means a dump. What she was really interested in, though, were the people there.


The first thing that she noticed was a massive humanoid plant with what looked like a talking raccoon riding on its back. That was quite bizarre. Sersi felt like that could have been something she could have accidentally made if she was drunk, insane, half asleep and probably a bit more powerful, if she happened to be near a raccoon in a tree. Talking to them was a girl with strangely pale skin, like she was only half living. But besides that, most of the people there seemed like ordinary teenagers, with an unusual outfit here and there. There was a slightly smaller girl with auburn hair in a yellow and black jacket, and a blonde girl in a lace dress and a spider-shaped necklace. There were only two boys there; one had a rugged build, messy hair and a leather jacket, not entirely her type but she wasn't completely uninterested yet. The other had dark hair, blue eyes and a red collared shirt. He honestly didn't look too much different than Strange. But the person who caught her attention most was a redhead who was introducing herself to the group. No one there was unattractive, but she was probably the hottest of the bunch. She was probably almost approaching Sersi's level of beauty. Almost. Her first thought was 'she could be a rival. Don't let her get all the attention before me!'


Sersi tried to quickly focus her enchanted allure, transmute some cosmetic improvements and use telekinesis to make her hair blow slightly in a gentle breeze as she levitated towards the center of the club. "So," she said, "what's going on around here?"


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[Scatterbrain]

Joe (Campus Quad)


First the cane and now that the kid mentioning braille, that was when Joe realised the kid was blind. That changed things a bit for him. He didn't really like the idea of beating up a blind kid, he had more class than that and it wouldn't exactly help his social standing around here. Back in Las Vegas, sure people where afraid of getting on his bad side but everyone, especially Mr Berengettti, respected him as well. Joe wanted to replicate that here and fighting this kid wouldn't do that, in fact it would have the opposite effect.


"Doesn't matter, forget I mentioned it." said Joe, slinking away as he headed towards Club A.


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Natasha Romanoff
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Natasha looked at the girl who entered the club. She smiled at her guessing it was her time to introduce herself. But just as she wanted to spoke there toppled some students out of something that seemed to be a portal. She rose her eyebrow and looked at the new arrivals. Tasha hid her confusion well but she wondered where those had come from. But she had collected herself rather quickly. After she had seen someone running extremely fast, a living tree, a speaking racoon and some other weirdos today. So this was rather normal, she supposed. 


"I'm Natasha.", she looked at Selene once she asked why they were here. The way she voiced it drew a very short but amused smile on her lips. To her this was some kind of prison. After all it this was her alternative to being in a prison. "You could say I got in trouble with SHIELD and this is my punishment.", she stated matter of factly and asked back "What's in it for you?"


The redhead looked at Rider recognising him from earlier. But his joke simply made her raise her eyebrow once again. She gave him a polite smile wondering what was wrong with that bloke. Her attention was caught by the girl floating in. It was more than obvious to Natasha that she was trying to gain some attention by her stunt. But it left the redhead unimpressed and it only gained Sersei an eye roll. 


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Tony Stark
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The billionaire sat on the bench dwelling over how he might improve his latest inventions as he heard the Rictor and Frank. He looked up recognizing the Hispanic guy from earlier but the second one was new to him. But he was soon back into his thoughts while he dwelled over the fact how he was able to improve his latest invention. It was more of a toy as he had made it to his personal mission to make a Hoverboard reality. Just like in the movie Back to the Future. Yet he it had proven itself harder to build than initially thought. But of course Tony wasn't one to back out of a difficult situation. So here he was thinking about the latest difficulties.


Once one of the guys sat down on the bench next to him, Tony looked up raising his eyebrow. It was obvious to him that he wouldn't be able to ignore the two from now on. "Tony.", he introduced himself before added politely "Nice to meet you. You're a student as well, aren't you? Saw you arriving earlier.", Tony explained and smiled friendly at him.


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[Yoshiro]

A party was going on somewhere to Kaine's left. Normally, these weren't something he took part in. But this wasn't your normal school, so Kaine's policies on social activity could be bent. He looked to his left. Then to his right. 


There was no one watching.


Kaine shot a webline out towards the building labeled "Club A". It slapped onto the roof, making the line sturdier in his grip. Another web splatted onto a far away spot on the ground. With both lines in his hands, he checked one last time to make sure that no one was watching. Kaine instinctively launched himself into the air. Moving his hands, he used the lines to orient himself so that his landing would be closer to Club A's entrance. With a quick disconnect he was able to detach his weblines and let momentum carry him further.After landing, he dusted himself off and checked his clothes. Zipper up? Check. Wounds taken care of? Kaine frantically checked his face, making sure that he looked decent. Well, maybe it's just a casual party, right?

It really didn't look casual.
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[NJN25]

"T'aw you look so handsome, Rocket!" Janet said. "The red in the blood really suits you!" she said. Currently, she had a big grin on her face. So many people had come. Sure she had thrown tons of parties before with many people just the same, but she always got the same happy feeling every time. "Rocket," she asked "Do you think we should start the party? Like officially?" There were certainly a good amount of people here, and she was all set and ready to go.
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[ManyFaces]

Rocket flattened his ears against his head at the first part of her words but perked up at the bloody part. He looked around briefly, he grinned. "Just give me a second to get them quiet." he said, rubbing his hands together. Who could fail to notice a talking Raccoon shouting? He jumped on to a table standing up straight "Guessing you're all here for a party so how about you all shut it for a second to hear an announcement from our host?!" he shouted, then pointed his hand towards Janet. 


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[NJN25]

Janet was confused at first when Rocket said to give him a second to get them quiet. She was even more confused when he jumped up on the table. After Rocket shouted at everyone to be quiet and then pointed to her, she waved and smiled at the guests. "Thank you Rocket," she told him, thankful for his abrupt yet efficient shouting. "Hi, I'm Janet Van Dyne if you didn't know," she said to the guests. "and the party will be starting now," she said, then grinned and clapped. Once she said that, the music started playing loudly and the lights dimmed.
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[ScatteredStars]

Gwen


Gwen looked around at the party, so many people had come in at once.  The first person ran right over to Groot, which Gwen could totally understand, and then proceeded to ask him if he was real ("Oh my god, Karen.  You can't just ask tree people if they're real," she thought, making her laugh a bit to herself).  Next, Janet came back looking cute as heck.  She seemed approving of the music so far, so that was great.  Then, three people came by portal.  It took her by surprise and she may or may not have cussed when they sort of dropped in, but she was overall okay.  Then, one of the girls who had gathered round her introduced herself, and asked what they were in all here for.  The red head said her name was Natasha so that was pretty cool.  She smiled.  "Hi, I'm Gwen.  I'm here because my trans-dimensional watch decided to go on the fritz while I was heading to Earth-616, and now it's broke and I'm stuck here."  She offered a slight smile, "Fury found me, and told me I could stay here and attend school while we figure out what's wrong with my watch."


That is when she heard Rocket start talking, trying to get the attention of the people in the club.  It worked because now Rocket and Janet had her full attention.  She smiled when the lights dimmed and her playlist started playing a bit louder, a sense of pride coming over her.  This party was going to be great.  She looked around taking a look at everyone.  She caught sight of the person whom just arrived.  He looked a little under-dressed compared to everyone else, but hey, it just made him stand out a bit more.  She looked away quickly once she realized she was starting to stare.  "Um, I'm going to grab something to drink," she stated towards the group of girls she was standing with.  "Do you guys want anything?" 


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Matt


Matt was pretty confused when the hulking man seemed to say "Forget it," so quickly.  Now, he was really curious to know what he was talking about.  He went to feel the bulletin board again, this time coming across a paper advertising for a fighting competition to see who could come out on top in a fighting contest with a person who signed it "Joe."  Unless, there was something else to be chicken about (which from what he could tell, there wasn't), Matt was pretty sure that's what he was talking about.  The offer was tempting, but it was more of an issue of intelligence rather than cowardliness.  Though he might be able to out maneuver the Hulk, he knew if he was hit once, he'd be down and out.


He'd have to think about it.


Still though, now there was the issue of getting to the party.  He could tell the general direction of where it might be.  There were quite a few heart beats and some music coming from a single location on the east side of campus which Matt used like a compass, guiding him.  He started to walk in that general direction, eventually getting close enough to hear a woman named Janet announce that the party had officially started with the volume of the music increasing pretty dramatically.  He got as close as he could to the party, but soon had to stop to pull a pair of ear plugs from his pants pocket.  Placing them in his ears, it dulled the music significantly, but he was still able to hear what was going on.


He made it to Club A with little trouble.  He walked in, hearing all the voices and the music.  It was a bit overwhelming, even with the ear plugs.  It made it hard to hear the heart beats, definitely giving him a harder time.  He actually had to use his cane as he walked around, swinging it out in front of him making sure nothing was in the way and kind of praying he didn't actually hit anyone.  Those prayers were not answered though as he accidentally tapped someone's leg with his cane.  "Oh,"  he said, "I'm sorry about that."


 


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[myvalentina]

Selene


So Natasha was imprisoned, it made Selene feel a little better to know she wasn't the only one. Technically they were all told not to head off campus, but not everyone felt like they were here against their will. Selene wasn't told explicitly any of this was punishment, but she couldn't stop a feeling of resentment. How could she know when she remembered nothing prior to about two weeks ago. At least nothing specific. 


"You're guess is as good as mine. Time will tell if I can get anything out of this place, but I guess it's only the first day." She shrugged. If anything the students were going to be far more interesting than Shield or their so called teachers. Somehow she was very sure of that. Like Gwen's story seemed quite incredible, a dimension hopper. Selene wondered if she could learn anything about herself from other dimensions. And Groot, he was a marvel! @Jessy753


Groot dropped his hand in front of her. They were enormous and she would have started to read his palm if the light's hadn't dimmed. "Lux!" She called annoyed, and with a wave of her hand a small ball of light blinked into existence above his palm so she could study it. Her hands ghosted over the sharp bark and she began trying to figure out his life line or any kind of line to be honest. "I don't know if you're lines are comparable to human ones, but this one." She said, following one with her finger and pulling a little bit of Groot's life energy into herself. "It's long, but stutters. It spells death for you, many times over, but it doesn't mean you end. Destruction and rebirth." She pulled a little more energy from the tree, it was delicious and warm.


"And this line is ingrained, and sharp! Are... Are you royalty?" She asked, his life energy seeming to corroborate the reading. She forced herself to let go of his hand to refrain from draining anymore of his life energy, instead placing her hands behind her back. "I didn't know trees had rulers?" She told him, innocently. @ManyFaces






Rictor


"Yeah, I am. Nice to meet you Tony." He said, rubbing his sore legs. His whole body was becoming sore if he was being honest, which he wouldn't be.


"I just needed to sit for a bit. Didn't mean to bother you. Looked like you were doing some serious thinking, ey?" He asked, tentatively standing a bit to see if his legs would carry him or not. He needed to get back to the dorm. If he was going to collapse again might as well be on his own bed. But more importantly he wanted to take a shower before the party. Maybe he should have accepted that weird dude's help. @Jessy753

 

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Natasha Romanoff
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She listened to the girl who introduced herself as Gwen. The thought of there being multiple universes was actually kind of strange to the redhead. But still something not completely against her world views. Of course they weren't the only ones in this particular universe but that there were some more. Well, it surprised her if she was honest. "So, where do you come from?", she asked Gwen. Natasha turned to the racoon and the other girl as she introduced herself once again and welcomed everyone to the party. It's not that she actually cared but the gesture still made her both smile and roll her eyes. But suddenly the music started and apparently the party had begun for good.


Natasha seemed surprised that she wasn't the only one who wasn't here voluntarily. Selene seemed instantly friendlier to her as she didn't seem to be happy around her. "Well, we'll see what these teachers and Fury are able to teach us in the end. I highly doubt they know something about spying that I don't already know.", she said casually leading on what she actually was a spy. Suddenly her profession didn't seem so exotic anymore as they were surrounded by a royal tree, a dimension hopper and god knows who else. The only teacher she had actually ever respected was the Winter Soldier. But he had saved her life back in Russia. So Fury needed to indeed play up his game. She was sure that she hadn't landed here because of his good hearted nature.


At Gwen's offer to bring her something to drink, Natasha stopped for a moment. Was that girl trustworthy enough? She seemed to needed a moment longer than other people but finally nodded "A glass of water would be nice."

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Tony Stark
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"Don't worry about it. I was just thinking about how to improve my latest invention...", the young billionaire answered with a shrug. "The problem is that as soon as you get on top of the board it drifts of to the lefthand side and I'm not entirely sure why it does that.", he explained his problem and pressed his lips into a thin line thinking about the given problem again. Eventually he snapped out of it and mumbled an apology.


He sighed and rose to the feet looking at Rictor. "I wanted to go to the party. Do you want to tag along?", he asked and gestured towards Club A. It seemed like the guy wanted to continue with his way so he guessed it was time for him to show up at the party as well.

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[Tardy Grade]

Strange stood among the people at the party feeling surprisingly more clear headed now. In Asgard he took little notice but here, with so many more people to dilute it's effect, he saw that Sersi had been casting what could be considered a 'charm' spell. Not quite to the effect of enslavement or love magic; it would increase the feeling of intimacy between target and caster. With her attention spent elsewhere he could set up specific wards on himself to counter her passive ability. @slachance6

Looks like he had a reason to thank Nova at least. Despite getting him in a fair number of messes since their short time with ... in each others proximity. @Faultier


When he zoned back in on the conversation he realized a girl named Natasha was asking them why they came here. "I thought it'd look good on my magical resume." He rolled his eyes at the question. It may have been him being annoyed for failing to recognize being charmed or that he managed to snap out of it. Love related incidents are super confusing. @Jessy753

"Well in actuality this is somehow part of my training that's meant to improve my understanding of blah blah great power blah blah responsibility blah." He stated eloquently in his best Wong impression. @ManyFaces

That done he did his part to improve the festivities my connecting each glass one way to the drink stations thereby negating the need to get refills. The food looked ... okay ... though oddly fixated around the pallet of one individual. He called in some favors and had an inter-dimensional cook deliver a smorgasbord of treats for the party. A quick payment in gold drachmas later he ate some fresh made Fish and Chips. Mmmm...

"So how did you find the trip to Asgard Nova? Eventful?" he asked in between stuffing his face.

 

[Yoshiro]

Kaine was memorized by the people inside. A giant tree person, a small raccoon, and many other odd individuals. As he began walking closer inside, he felt his leg being hit. He turned quickly around, faced by a man with strange glasses. Kaine stepped back, trying to get out of this guy's way. "Sorry, didn't know you were there. I'll move." He observed the stranger, noting the cane. Is this guy blind? Great, now I feel even worse.


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[Dragonlord318]

Frank jiggled the door handle on the gym. "Locked," he spat quietly. "Maverick residents require escort" read a sign on the door. "Great." He turned back to the party. Well, if nothing else, he'd get a bite and head back to his room. He meandered on over, not in any hurry.


Once he stepped through the door, he was greeted with the sight of multiple students doing various things. Some standing, some drinking what he assumed was juice, some eating, some dancing. Oh well. He set down his workout bag, washed his hands in the bathroom, then came back to the snack table. He saw the redhead, hyper guy and mushy lady from before. He made sure not to make eye contact. He scooped some snacks onto his plate, then grabbed a cup of the (he hoped it was) juice. He then sat down at the table where he deposited his bag, and started munching.  He kept a watchful eye in case anyone tried sneaking up on him or being just plain silly.


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(Did I miss anyone?)

 

[Scatterbrain]

Julia (Club A)


Still no sign of him Julia thought to herself. She had thought about mingling with some of the others at the Club but decided against it. She couldn't really start to enjoy herself until she had cleared things up with Rictor first so she had settled down at a table towards the back of the room instead. She had cast out strands of her psychic webbing across the club's entrance so she would know as soon as someone entered and many had but none turned out to be him. She had even thought about trying to use her precognition to figure out when and if Rictor would arrive but struggled to get a clear image. She needed to really concentrate in order to use it properly but her emotions kept preventing her from doing so, so she continued to sit quietly by herself.


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Selene


Selene's eyes widened at Natasha's confession. "With hair as bright as your's do you find it hard to spy?" She asked, apparently not knowing anything about what a true spy could or could not do. If she'd had any history with some in the past, she was quite ignorant of that fact as always. @Jessy753


Given her small taste of Groot's life energies, she declined Gwen's offer for more solid sustenance. By no means did she feel satisfied, but how exactly could she explain that what she wanted more than juice or finger foods was akin to a person's very soul. She wanted to stay at least relatively friendly with these people, not put them instantly on guard. Obviously.






Rictor


"Uh, I mean maybe you could try weights on one side?" Rictor shrugged, having put as much thought into it as he could muster with his own mind preoccupied with  his aching muscles and the party he had planned on attending. But exhaustion was catching up to him. He sighed deeply, at Tony's question. @Jessy753


"How lame would I be if I missed it?" He asked, the stylish teen with a nervous smile. He'd already made a fool of himself in front of Julia, and it just seemed like all of his first impressions were turning out badly. Maybe he could just try again tomorrow, with a clearer head and some rest under his belt.

 

[Jakiro]

Rider exhaled a shaky sigh, his entire being deflated as his joke was met with rather unfavorable reactions. Good going, buckethead. He took a small glance at all the partygoers, turning his head slowly as to not gain anymore attention. Their moods seemed to match the upbeat tone of the music currently playing as everyone mingled with everyone. Hell, even the tree and the raccoon already had a better social life than him!


Some laughed, some smiled, what all Rider could do is be amazed at how, how easy it is for them to walk up to someone and instantly become friends. Words, sentences and outcomes would be smoothly played out in his head, but when it actually came to the introducing part he immediately blurts out anything he has in mind, destroying whatever planning was done beforehand. No wonder it was easier for him to put on a cape and save the day than actually put in any effort to befriend anyone back at his old school...


The buckethead was snapped out of his depressed thoughts by Sersi floating to the centre of everyone. She seemed to be more...alluring, under this light. Her wind blew a bit in the wind as Nova can't help but forget his momentary sulking. The enchantress' voice had this absolute silkiness that was soft on the ears, his legs seemed to move on its own as Rider--


--wait...wind? This was a closed gymnasium, the only way for any breeze to find its way in was through the blast-proof door (Huh, I mean this is a school for superpowered beings after all.) and the door certainly wasn't open at all. Okay, weird. Rider had chalked it up to something that relates to magic and stuff, seeing as how Sersi had transformed a Norsemen earlier into a damn lizard. What else could she do? @slachance6


Then Strange had asked him, mouth still stuffed with... whatever stuff the interdimensional catering service had brought to him. To some people, it would be rude to talk with your mouth open, but Rider just hoped the wizard didn't choke or something.


"Fine, I guess," the energy associated with his namesake seemingly disappeared from his tone, contrary to the voice powered by a thousand stars present a few minutes ago. 


He seemed lost, actually. One, lazy photokinetic beam later, the Human Rocket popped a poor balloon that strayed too far away from its colored brethren, and was now stuck at a particular corner on the ceiling. The Nova Force user can't help but feel sad for the balloon, therefore ending its nonexistent misery. "I still can't believe that I got in a barfight with freaking Vikings." It was indeed a surreal experience, but his expression seemed to lack the luster one would have after exchanging blows with a hugeass Norseman and coming out on top.


I don't know if it was the mead, or my sulking, but I sure am hungry for some reason. His stomach growled like a fierce lion. No seriously, it did. Nova was debating on whether or not to challenge Strange to an eating contest. But by the way it was looking he had doubts of winning against the sorcerer (who was now currently in danger of choking, he should add.) @Mathias No Bias


One second later, and Rider had removed his helmet in favor of turning it into a food bowl as various crunches had now filled it to the brim. The Worldmind would probably scream at me later, but it beats being hungry I guess. Munch. Munch. Munch.

 

[sevenstars]

After the readheaded girl decided to go talk to the one that looked like some kind of corpse, Sersi was a bit relieved. She still wasn't quite the center of attention, but she didn't really mind. She was also a little disappointed that the party was kind of small; she only counted a dozen or so people. This is a school for superheroes, she reminded herself. I guess there aren't too many of them around. At least she would be a bit easier to keep track of people.


She decided to grab some food. Technically, she didn't need to eat or drink; she could easily sustain her metabolism through transmutation. But still, why would she say no to a some good inter-dimensional food that Strange seemed to have summoned? She took a sandwich, some chocolates and a can of soda and held them aloft using telekinesis, transmuting them to add a bit of extra flavor.


Now it was time to meet someone new, preferably a boy. Most everybody was already in a conversation with someone else, but one was sitting quietly in a corner alone. He looked tough and serious, wearing a black shirt with a gigantic white skull on it. Who knows? Maybe he's just a bit nervous. She began floating towards him.


"Not having fun yet?" she said with playful flirtation. "I'm sure there's much more to be had." It was a total tease just to get his attention; she didn't know anything about this guy yet.


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[NerdyBirdy]

"Ska baaaaa ba da ba na na! Boop ba ba na na naaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Wade hummed as he dipped, dived and danced on tiptoe as he made his way down the grass near dark campus path, Pietro on the actual pathway behind him. Wade commando crawled into a bush before giving Pietro a series of hand gestures (three of which were just obscene) and beckoned him behind the shrubbery. Wade put his "hand-noculars" up and surveyed the campus.


"Okay, the party is starting, which means our cycloptic comrade will be keeping his eye on the festivities. We have about a three hour window before he gets bored and wonders where we are. Now, if I were a secret underground place of secrety secrets, I would most likely have an entry point.....THERE!" Wade pointed at SHIELD HQ, which had two SHIELD students standing outside. Wade plopped down his butt on the grass and pulled out a notepad and crayon and began to doodle.


"Okay, here's my plan. You and I will go into the Girl's dorm and "liberate" some disguises. We will become two sultry Latverian transfer students named Svetlana and Groota. We'll tell the guards we're in dire need of sexy times else we are shamed from our country of origin. They will follow us to the dorms, where we will have laid out a pit lined with makeshift punji sticks crafted from sharpened toothbrushes. The guards will fall in, we take their uniforms and credentials and make our way back to the entryway and you know what, I just realized you'd look terrible in a skirt. Doesn't work." Wade said, looking up at Pietro, "Okay. Plan B. This plan will require stealth, subtlety and a portion, nay, ALL of the cunning we have." 


Wade pushed the notebook into Pietro's hands. "Memorize this plan and be prepared to emerge when I give the signal. Alright, let's do this! WAAAAADE.....WILSOOOOOOOOON!" he crowed before rolling through the bush. Inspection of the notebook revealed it was just a crude flipbook of Wade punching a guard in the groin....


"Hey! You two dudes ever gotten the crap beat out of you by a psychopath in a red and black onesie?" Wade yelled out. The guards looked at him as he charged forward and sucker punched the first guard, sending him to the ground.


"Oh jeez!" the second guard cried out and turned away to run. Wade grabbed the first guard's walkie talkie.


"FOOTBALL!" he yelled out, hucking the piece of plastic at the fleeing guard, beaning him in the head, "YEAH!" Wade turned his attention back to the guard on the ground, straddled him reverse cowgirl and started punching his groin. He looked up and cupped his hands around his mouth. "HEY, SPEEDY. THIS IS THE SIGNAL FOR YOU TO COME OUT OF HIDING SO WE CAN BREAK INTO THIS SECURE PLACE!" Wade grinned and gave a few more crotch shots to the poor guard before dismounting him.


@fanaticalferret

 

[Twist]

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Snow started to fall, the white fluffy droplets gently descending from the night sky as the party continued on in Avengers Academy the students celebrating and coming together for their first day at this new place. Outside the golden gates, a little face peered in through the bars, her cheeks matching the the pink pig hat on her head, as she gazed around the Campus amazed. The sounds of the party made it even more enticing for someone of her age, as she lay at the beginning of her adolescence and all these new feelings and emotions were starting to fill her head. Looking around the street she couldn't see anyone and while the coast was clear, she put her tiny hands around the golden bars and with an unnatural strength bent them apart allowing her to fit through. With a small excited squeal, the powerful pre-teen headed off to explore before realising she should probably fix the bars before going. After all she was taught to be responsible.

 

[fanaticalferret]

Okay, it was true that Pietro was dying of curiosity to know what was inside the building they specifically weren't allowed in, but he was having doubts about doing this with Wade. He could have gotten in and out in a much cleaner, faster way. But at least this was funny as hell, so he didn't really care all that much. He listened to the weirdo's plans eagerly, interjecting comments occasionally that were ignored ("I get to be Svetlana!", "Offensive; I would look great in drag").


He caught the notebook and started flipping through it. "Uhhh...this is just a bunch of drawings of you punching that guy in the dick," he objected, confused. But he heard a battle cry and looked up to see Wade already carrying his plan into action. He watched, wide-eyed, as Wade assaulted the two guards, flinching in pain sympathy at all the right moments. Then, as Wade yelled at him to come out, he facepalmed. That was probably the least stealthy maneuver he had ever seen.


He hopped out from behind the bush. "Jesus, man, could you have done that any messier?" he asked. "Come on!" He trotted over to the door. "She said the lower levels, so let's go find the basement!!"


@NerdyBirdy

 

[Tardy Grade]

Noting the shift in climate outside by way of his eye, Strange summoned a cup of hot cocoa for all those present.

The task was simple enough and easier still as it was included in the meal he had ordered for them all to have. Seeing Nova eat heartily along side him was oddly comforting. How very queer indeed that he'd fallen for the charm of a trickster and got a friend in the process. Of course the silver surfer was another being he found to be trust worthy but ... hard to put a label on any kind of relationship one might have with a fellow like that.

However one failed debacle with love's messy encounters did little to dissuade Dr. Strange's love quest! ... Wait what?!

Odd ... why am I so direct in my thoughts all of a sudden? It's like my inhibition has been brought down by something but all I've had is this Cocoa to dri ... That's when he realized he'd summoned the wrong drink! This was more of that damn Asgardian mead!

He looked in horror as all these super powered individuals partook of the beverage too. Oh Vishanti preserve us!
 


@Faultier @Scatterbrain @DavidRanger318 @Jessy753 @ManyFaces(either rocket or groot or both would be hilarious to see drunk XD) 
( and anyone else who wants to be tipsy for some portion of the event. Go ahead! XD) @Twist

 

[Scatterbrain]

Joe (Club A)


Joe stood just outside Club A, making sure that he was both fashionably late and looked as good as possible. He wanted to make sure that the ladies here couldn't possibly resist him but then who was he kidding? None of them could anyway. He straightened his tie, fastened his cufflinks and slicked back his hair. He took a deep breath before slamming the doors open.


"Hey ladies! Come and get your Fix!" Joe exclaimed.


If there was one thing Joe knew how to do, that was make an entrance.


@Ilikepie@Jessy753 @DavidRanger318 @myvalentina @Yoshiro @fanaticalferret@Mathias No Bias @ScatteredStars @NJN25 @ManyFaces @slachance6 @Faultier @NerdyBirdy