Fandom an elevator ride. ooc chat/plotting.

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all good dude

 

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I went downstairs to watch some tv and ended up falling asleep down here it's 5 am flbsksf

 

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sksjsbsg oh my god rip lmfao

 

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Yep dkshskdjd I'm surprised my parents didn't come down here and make me go upstairs like last time lol

 

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skdnsbsgafgg ooopsie XD i keep getting distracted by a fic i started reading last night

 

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I fell asleep again and this time my mom did come down and told me to go upstairs gkbsksbsnd

 

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sfsdfsdkfsdfdsf ooops lmao

 

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So I watched some clips of Five from umbrella academy. And all I can say is damn. He didn't need to say all that.

 

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KLSJFKJSD he is a freaking savage and i love him for it but he also,, so soft for his family like,,, pls tsundere old man

 

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Bruh he looked semi constipated half the time he was yelling at some random person. I think his name was Luther. The kid is on his own level LMAOOO

 

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KSDJFSDLKFSD THAT WAS PROBABLY THE PARADOX PSYCHOSIS SCENE
a truly iconic moment like,, just when you think he couldn't get anymore insane lmaooooo

 

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Five is a truly a great character. I don't even need to see the actual show to know that fkbskdbcn

 

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LSDKFJSDKLFSD he really is lmaooo
like, the others are great too (especially klaus, klaus is iconic lmao) but five carries the show KSFJSDFKS

 

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There were a lot of other ones I saw that were also quite funny. But I can't say I know any of their names

 

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sfmsdflksdf it takes a lil while to learn em XD klaus is the one that looks like gay captain jack sparrow tho lmao he has impeccable fashion taste alsdlkfjsdflksd

 

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Ahhh I saw that guy. I couldn't hear many of the names of the other characters. But I do remember seeing a gay jack sparrow

 

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KLSDFFKSDFS yep that's klaus lmaooo hes hard to miss tbh

 

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There's actually a character named Elliot in the show. I only saw one scene of him and he was running away from Five for some reason

 

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KSKLFJKLSD there is! i planned on referencing him in a post at somepoint sksksksk but he ended up getting murdered by the ikea mafia elliot deserved better lmaoo

 

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Nooooooo Elliot why dbjsbdjsd

 

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skfsdfsdfsd he deserved better

 

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Oh Eli. Anyway did you all know it was daylight savings today? No wonder I'm all disoriented today kcjskd

 

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Spoiler: some spicy shitposts <3

Nya: Fight me you nerd ass punk
Five: At least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone
Ragnarok: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bITCH?!
Five: Somehow that was worse

Five: Some people are like slinkies.
Lero: Explain.
Five: Completely useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
Lero:
Lero: Five, please don’t push anyone down the stairs.

Five: I told you, I’m fine. Why the hell do you keep asking?
Elliot: You had 10 cups of coffee in seven minutes.

Lero: name a more iconic duo than my crippling depression and my anxiety. i’ll wait.
Elliot: you and me!!
Lero: *tearing up* ok.

Five: *screams*
Nya: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Lero: Should we do something?
Ragnarok, eating popcorn: No, I want to see who wins.

Alec: I don’t really have friends.
Elliot: Bold words from someone within my hugging range.

Elliot: let me help you! or at least go to the hospital—
Five: i’m sorry, is this our stab wound? no, so stay out of it

Five: i will not hesitate to strangle you.
Nya: can you even reach my neck?

Lero: no one really loves me...
Hikari: are you sure ?
Lero: yep...
Hikari, aggressively pointing at himself: ARE YOU SURE ???

Nya: “Woman”? No, you misheard. I’m an omen
Five: I don’t identify as “Male” or “Female”, I identify as a warning.
Ragnarok: Congratulations! It’s a harbinger.

Ragnarok: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Five, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
Ragnarok:
Ragnarok: fsh.

wait holy shit?? i did not slfjsdklfsdf

 

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G-morning

 

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morn!