Exzalia
One Thousand Club
There's... there's nothing that can be done for us. We will die, and there will be more that take our place.
"Wait you're dying?" Little Owl looks up at him devastated, her innocent mind now finally understanding. "Oh no...I don't want you to die why are you dying? Are you sick? We'll just take you to a doctor then." Owl squeezes his hand tighter than before.
Blue Owl face appears apathetic to it all, as of she didn't care, she was good at pretending not to be moved by such things. But her younger self betrays her true feelings with tears and a compassionate voice.
"You're not going to die, your not allowed, if you do I'll ground you." Little Owl says with a huff.
Owl doesn't watch were she is walking and steps on a Joe.
"owe." She hears him says and leaps back screaming.
"Right into my eye, and I don't even have arms to scratch it." The dead Joe looks up at them missing all his limbs save his right leg. "Oh, hello Joe number 99, Joe number 100. About time you came here, frankly we are impressed you lasted as long as you did."
"I,i,i,it's talking." Owl saying hiding behind Joe. "It should be dead."
"Oh we're certainly dead." The Joe and the meat hooks say swing around to look at them.
"yep," Says the joe head on the counter. "Dead and forgotten, that's why we're here, this is the land of forgotten things right? And it looks like two more Joes have joined us, welcome joe 99, and joe 100. If you could just wait in the lobby, the doctor will be with you shortly."
Owl looks up at her living Joe, then back to the Joe on the ground. He looked, unbothered by his state, at the same time though, he didn't look happy about either, he looked. Used to it.
"This is Joe 01 and Joe2." owl corrects.
"No I'm Joe 1." The head says on the counter, "The original Joe...err not the original original joe, I'm the original clone of Joe...didn't last long no I didn't."
"I'm Joe 3." The Joe on the meat hooks says waving, "The Joe in front of you is Joe 69."
"Nice." Joe 69 says trying to smile.
Joe 3 continues "The new Joes are 99 and 100. Of course in reality you are the only Joes left alive, so it makes sense to call you Joe 1 and 2 in the real world. But here, well all the Joes are here, all 98 of us. All dead, all forgotten."
"Accept for the doctor, he hasn't forgotten us." Joe 1 says. "I think i'm getting attached to Joe 69 today."
"nice." joe 69 says.
Blue owl blinks. "Joe 69-"
"nice."
"Are you...attempting to crack a joke? Joes don't make jokes."
Joe 69 thinks a moment. "Well you see, I can't move, and in here I can't die. So...I just lie here until the doctor decides he needs my body parts for something. It has given me time, lots of time. I figure if we're going to be stuck in here for all eternity I might as well try to lighten the mood. So I make jokes so that the other Joes can laugh a little"
"they mostly suck, but we appreciate the effort joe 69." Joe 3 says kindly.
"Nice." Joe 69 looks at Joe, their Joe the living Joe. "you should try it you know? to laugh, before you die. Wait, You're already dead right? Sorry "
"Wait you're dying?" Little Owl looks up at him devastated, her innocent mind now finally understanding. "Oh no...I don't want you to die why are you dying? Are you sick? We'll just take you to a doctor then." Owl squeezes his hand tighter than before.
Blue Owl face appears apathetic to it all, as of she didn't care, she was good at pretending not to be moved by such things. But her younger self betrays her true feelings with tears and a compassionate voice.
"You're not going to die, your not allowed, if you do I'll ground you." Little Owl says with a huff.
Owl doesn't watch were she is walking and steps on a Joe.
"owe." She hears him says and leaps back screaming.
"Right into my eye, and I don't even have arms to scratch it." The dead Joe looks up at them missing all his limbs save his right leg. "Oh, hello Joe number 99, Joe number 100. About time you came here, frankly we are impressed you lasted as long as you did."
"I,i,i,it's talking." Owl saying hiding behind Joe. "It should be dead."
"Oh we're certainly dead." The Joe and the meat hooks say swing around to look at them.
"yep," Says the joe head on the counter. "Dead and forgotten, that's why we're here, this is the land of forgotten things right? And it looks like two more Joes have joined us, welcome joe 99, and joe 100. If you could just wait in the lobby, the doctor will be with you shortly."
Owl looks up at her living Joe, then back to the Joe on the ground. He looked, unbothered by his state, at the same time though, he didn't look happy about either, he looked. Used to it.
"This is Joe 01 and Joe2." owl corrects.
"No I'm Joe 1." The head says on the counter, "The original Joe...err not the original original joe, I'm the original clone of Joe...didn't last long no I didn't."
"I'm Joe 3." The Joe on the meat hooks says waving, "The Joe in front of you is Joe 69."
"Nice." Joe 69 says trying to smile.
Joe 3 continues "The new Joes are 99 and 100. Of course in reality you are the only Joes left alive, so it makes sense to call you Joe 1 and 2 in the real world. But here, well all the Joes are here, all 98 of us. All dead, all forgotten."
"Accept for the doctor, he hasn't forgotten us." Joe 1 says. "I think i'm getting attached to Joe 69 today."
"nice." joe 69 says.
Blue owl blinks. "Joe 69-"
"nice."
"Are you...attempting to crack a joke? Joes don't make jokes."
Joe 69 thinks a moment. "Well you see, I can't move, and in here I can't die. So...I just lie here until the doctor decides he needs my body parts for something. It has given me time, lots of time. I figure if we're going to be stuck in here for all eternity I might as well try to lighten the mood. So I make jokes so that the other Joes can laugh a little"
"they mostly suck, but we appreciate the effort joe 69." Joe 3 says kindly.
"Nice." Joe 69 looks at Joe, their Joe the living Joe. "you should try it you know? to laugh, before you die. Wait, You're already dead right? Sorry "
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