Futuristic An Agent of Maniacles

[Darkling0096]

"I thought we were dealing with a wolf, not a furry!" Sam looked through the DEHD's camera. "A furry with the Bullshit spell on demand."

 

[Freikugel]

"Denton, do you copy me? The wolf arrived and is trying to..m sigh.... he is trying to rape Finder. Do we interfere, I repeat do we interfere?"

"Man you wouldn't believe this."

 

[Darkling0096]

"I can swiss cheese his brain, right now, he can't Deadpool his way through, right?"

 

[KotaKotsu]

Kotsu turned to Denton. "Yo, what's going on, can someone fill me in?"

 

[Spoiled Bread]

Denton, do you copy me? The wolf arrived and is trying to..m sigh.... he is trying to rape Finder. Do we interfere, I repeat do we interfere?"

Denton was very happy to be saved by the bell. The bell being Kotsu's questions about Camille. He registered what Fizzy Roy had said over the earpiece. "Rape him? What?" He blinked. "That's impossible. It should only be interested in eating. Do not intervene." Denton shook his head. "Wait, are you sure?"

Denton looked at Kotsu. "Apparently the Wolf is raping Joe. Strange."


****

After his meal Marty Wolf considered leaving the cottage, make a break for it. The chick with the red hood would be coming soon too. He knew he had to stay right there. She was fly. Course he doubted she'd be all that excited about coming inside once he saw. Thankfully an idea came to Marty. A genius solution. He punched his stomach.

"Hey bitch," The Wolf said. "You digested yet?"

Joe... was not having a great day. "Ow! No! I haven't!" He yelled from the confines of the wolf's guts. He... didn't like killing... but right about now, grabbing his scythe and slicing his way out of wolf's stomach seemed like a great idea, but he knew he couldn't do that. He had to wait for Aria to get swallowed too and for the lumberjack begin cutting the wolf apart. It was disgusting... but he could tough it out.

"Sweet," The Wolf said. "Okay, I need you to strip. Push your clothes up through now."

Joe glared at the wolf's insides for a few good long moments, not saying or doing anything, letting the wolf sweat it out for a few moments, before he sighed and took off the nightgown and the cap. He grabbed his combat knife and carefully cut the gray hair off of the costume, before pushing it up and out of the wolf's throat. "Here!" He called out, knowing that he had to just tough it out and go along with the story.

The Wolf hacked up the gray hair, nightgown, and cap. He put dressed quickly. It was covered in spit, bile, and stomach acid, and barely fit him. He either didn't notice or care. He got in the bed, licking his lips in anticipation for Little Red Riding Hood.

***
Aria merrily walked through the forest. That was one creepy wolf, she never saw any wolf as humanoid as that, then again she only know about Sonic the Hedgehog three years ago so there's still plenty she didn't know about this world, right?

She finally made her way to the cottage. The van was already in the front so the wolf should be here by now. She opened the door and stared at the wolf dresses in wet gown. Was Joe really got eaten? Only one way to find out.

"Granny. Mother told me to bring you these foods."

Marty Wolf showed off his huge chompers. "How sweet!" He didn't even attempt to hide his voice. "You just set them right there on the table at the foot of my bed sweetie."

Aria did as the fake grandma said, putting it on the table. She should act surprised now, right?

"Oh my, what a big... belly you have there." Aria was about to say mouth or something like that, but the wriggling belly distracted her. Is that Joe inside?

Marty's mouth fell open in offense. "Seriously? How rude. I might not be the hot young thing I used to be, but that gives you no right to criticize my appearance. You want to call your mother, is that it? We can have a talk about that attitude."

"T-that's not it grandma. Please forgive your granddaughter's behavior. Here, let me feed you this delicious cake then. I heard you like Mont'Blanc." Aria pulled the cake and a spoon from the basket. "Say, aaahhh..."

Marty did say 'ahhhhh' but as he did his hairy hand shot forth, gripping Aria's wrist, he tossed it aside, his jaw unhinged like a snake, clamping over head. Aria, instead of resisting actually helped the wolf to slide herself in. She found Joe inside, naked.

"Hi, Joe. Want a bite?" She offered him the Mont'Blanc.

***

Marty, still dressed as an old woman, elbowed the front door down. He hopped off the porch, running, his stomach poking outward, as if he were pregnant with eight children. The Wolf got his van, rolled across the hood in possibly the most unathletic fashion of all time, and got in.

 

[KotaKotsu]

The minute Denton had mentioned what was happening to Joe, Kotsu burst through the forest at a rapid speed that caused trees to splinter in his vicinity and caused a boom to echo from his initial speed burst. Kotsu used his whips to get more momentum in by whipping off of the branches as well and throwing himself forward. Any trees that got in his way, Kotsu either sliced down or kicked off of, making his way to the cottage with his eyes completely red save for a sliver of what remained of a pupil in a cat's eye fashion. He remained on the outskirts of the cottage, upon seeing the van, he used his throwing knives and pierced the tires, causing loud pops to happen as the air exploded out. "Hurt... Friend. Forced onto someone... Aria... Joe... Kill for them..." Kotsu was growling with hand trembling while holding the axe trying to use the axe as an anchor to his sanity to remember what he had to do. Kotsu approached the door to the cabin while staring at the wolf, cracking it with his axe hard, splintering the door in near half. Nothing but rage emanated off of him.

Isnt this a perfect time to say, "Here's Johnny!"?

 

[mmarage]

01 looked at Aria with a deadpan look. "Do... do you think that now is the best time for dessert?" He asked, wondering if she was being serious right now. Because right now, this most definitely wasn't the time to relax and enjoy some cake!

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Meanwhile 02 blinked as Kotsu was just suddenly gone. "Oh god...! Um... w-we have to go after him, quick!" He said, taking off at a sprint after the vampire, clearly worried about what might be happening to his brother right about now. He thought he'd heard something about 'rape'. He had thought that the wolf only ate the grandmother and the daughter! What had they sent Aria and 01 into?!

 

[AbatedBigfoot]

Q watched as kotsu took off in the blink of an eye. "was he going to fast?" He thought to himself. He bent over and put a hand on the ground and closed his eyes. He began to meditate. He felt weird. Something just wasn't right. "this mission is going to easily" he thought again. "Guys, something doesn't feel right to me. I can't tell what it is but I have a bad feeling about this." He said to the group.

 

[TheAdept]

Through the trees a berserk vampire known as Kotsu dashed; driven by rage and his loyalty to his teammates.

But all the rage and honor in the world made no difference when someone else had beaten him to the scene. A shot rang out. Loose leaves drifted from the trees above as flocks of birds took flight immediately after.

A gunslinger had come to the rescue of the mercenaries. A 50. caliber round had made a crater in the wolves head. Proudly the gunslinger, Clayton, stood, his pistol drawn in one hand and a three-quarters-empty bottle of whiskey in the other.

"Yeah..." He muttered, stumbling forward and almost losing balance "Not so tough now are ya!"

He observed as the wolf was still standing, in spite of the wound in the number one place for a killshot.

"Mutherfugger. Guns don kill anythin anymore." Clayton said, his words heavily slurred. He quickly holstered his gun, almost too gracefully for his inebriated state, and chugged the rest of the contents of his bottle.

He raised his fists "How about summa these then?"

 

[Spoiled Bread]

Aria​

"I don't feel good... should not sleep..." The Mont'Blanc on Aria's hand had vanished into the stomach acid. Aria's still fine, but some of her skin were starting to melt and she had dificulty keeping herself awake.

"Joe, tell me a story. Keep me awake."

mmarage

 

[Darkling0096]

Well, Kotsu was supposed to get first strike, get Joe and Aria out, and then the team unleash hell to kill the damn bullshit furry. Well, that backfired. Flicking open the panel on the bike hovering above, she pulled one of the guns out of the bike, took aim at Marty's head, and began firing with gun and drones. "Surprise gramma-fucker!" Lead and light, as promised.

 

[KotaKotsu]

Kotsu upon seeing the wolf's head get shot, and the blood, cleared up his senses slightly. He heard Sam's voice, and shook his head. "I have to rescue my friends!" He charged Marty, "I will slay you, foul beast!" He said, aiming at the sternum of the creature, and dragging down from the sternum to the stomach. Reading his whips to prepare to grapple Marty's waist with the idea to spin him to disorient him and then attack his stomach after he was dazed for a moment.

 

[Kinggunlucky]

Marty's head snapped back. Twice. He collapsed against the steering wheel,head pressing against the horn and sending a loud blare throughout the area. Blood poured from the wolf's skull. Kotsu's whip took a nice strip of metal off of the van.

Morgan appeared, coming out of the forest, gun in hand. She looked at Kotsu, then to Sam, then to Fizzy Roy. "Its over?" She asked. "Where's Aria and Joe?"

***

Denton, never one to pass on an interesting sight, motioned for Owl, Vivian, and Quentin to follow him. The trail towards the cabin was absolutely decimated, trees cut in half, branches scrattered on the path. Nice to know Kotsu could be counted to get to places fast. Also nice to know that engaging him, or any of the team really, in physical combat would be unwise.. Fizzy Roy and Samantha's reaction weren't completely unfounded. Holy shit. The Wolf, the now seemingly dead wolf, looked for more man like the wolf.

So strange.

Uncanny.

Denton frowned. He walked towards the car, hands in his pocket, and lifted The Wolf's head off the horn. Denton noted the creature's swollen belly. He poked it. "Aria? Joe? Can you hear me?"

 

[mmarage]

Joe... didn't look to be in that great of condition either. The stomach acid was eating through his clothing, his skin was burning. They'd need to be released. He looked at Aria and swallowed. "Um... alright... I-I'll try." He said, mulling it over for a few moments.

"...Once upon a time, there was an inventor, a true genius. He could create machines that could do all sorts of things. One day, the inventor created a pair of living puppets. They could do all sorts of things, they could sing, dance, cook, clean, you name it. They seemed like they were living creatures, you could hold a conversation with them. However, the puppets were imperfect. No matter what the inventor did, the puppets only lasted for a few months at a time before they broke down. The inventor created puppet after puppet, slowly improving how long they would last. Eventually the creator grew old and passed off his knowledge to his children, and they continued his work on his puppets, and when they grew old as well, they passed it off to their children, and so on and so forth. Eventually, the inventor and his family were able to create puppets that would last as long as a human could. The inventor's family became beloved by all for their puppets. The puppets made everyone's lives so much easier, and if they ever broke, it was easy to replace them. Everyone lived happily ever after. The end." 01 said.

He looked at Aria quietly. "...Was my story good...?" He asked, uncertainly.

Spoiled Bread

 

[KotaKotsu]

Kotsu brushed past Denton, dragging the wolf out of the car and began gently cutting open the wolf's stomach with precise incisions to make sure he wouldn't hurt Joe or Aria. "You all better not be dead!" Kotsu yelled at the stomach as he was cutting it open.

 

[mmarage]

Joe heard the voices of the two men outside of the wolf's stomach. "We're fine! Well... fine is relative, but we're alive!" He called up. The stomach acid had eaten through a fair bit of the cloth, and his body was covered in burns, however, he was alive. He grabbed his combat knife and began to cut opposite of where Kotsu was cutting, helping slice the wolf open faster. "We're almost out, Aria, just please hold on a little longer." He said.

02 had finally caught up with everyone else. He saw the wolf lying dead on the ground. "Are... are they alive...?" He asked uncertainly as he approached the rest of the group.

 

[KotaKotsu]

Kotsu dug into his costume and produced his combat knife from his thigh and started to cut open the stomach with axe and knife. Once Aria and Joe we're visible, he would push the flesh open and help them out. He tossed them the tin of salve they gave him.
"Yeah! They're alive but gross and kinda naked. Here, catch. Treat Aria too, please. I told you I wouldn't let any of you die. I failed my squad last time with John and Eddie. I refuse to fail you all again." Kotsu said. "I need to get even stronger though." Kotsu looked over at Clayton. "You! Drunkard! What's your story?" He said, without baring arms at him. "Way I see it, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Did he butt touch you like he butt touched Joe?" Kotsu asked before turning to Morgan. "I doubt he'll remember this. Is this guy with you and Denton?"

 

[Kinggunlucky]

Kotsu brushed past Denton, dragging the wolf out of the car and began gently cutting open the wolf's stomach with precise incisions to make sure he wouldn't hurt Joe or Aria. "You all better not be dead!" Kotsu yelled at the stomach as he was cutting it open.

Marty's hand grabbed Kotu's wrist. The Wolf was strong enough struggle equally with the vampire. He barred his teeth at Kotsu, eyes shimmering with cold and sustained hatred. Marty's head wounds began to heal, as did the The hand on Kotsu's wrist began to enlarge, growing bigger and bigger.

Denton started backing away, drawing a pistol from the holster on his.

Marty started to rise, struggling with Kotsu. The Wolf grabbed the vampire's wrist, swinging him break neck speed at the van. The vampire smashed into it, leaving a nice man sized dent in the size. Denton started shooting. It did nothing. Oh the bullets went it, some shots even jerked Marty back, but it didn't stop the change. The man wolf grew, bones snapping, body elongating, head swelling, arms going into a more feral position, furry hands going more paw like, long razor sharp claws appeared, the jacket ripped, no longer able to contain Marty's frame. He fell on all fours, growling and howling, snarling, Marty the wolf was no more. No this thing was bad. Big and Bad. A tad larger then the cabin itself.

Morgan lashed out. Blood magic. She locked the creature in place.

"Kotsu," she said. "Gut the bastard befor -"

Marty The Wolf blew.

And what a breath it was.

Morgan went flying backwards, spinning through the air, sailing over the Fizzy and Sam, crashing in a heap.

A hatred flashed in Denton's eyes. He started shooting. Marty's tail turned faster then the eye could see, hitting Denton in the ribs, sending the Maniacles agent into Kotsu, who caught him without much trouble. It did't matter. Mary's breath slammed into vampire and mage sending the two skyward, far above the tallest trees. Three out of the picture for a moment. Marty turned quick, eyeing Owl, Q, Vivian, Sam, Joe 02, the newcomer, and Fizzy Roy. Teeth barred.

 

[KotaKotsu]

Kotsu's body started to vibrate, he lost the axe when he got launched into the van. His teeth started to elongate and before he knew it, his eyes were becoming red again. "Exciting... This is getting exciting!" Kotsu screamed at the top of his lungs as he was launched. He looked at Denton with pure adrenaline in his eyes. "You okay, bud? I ain't letting you die today. Or anyone else! But I got an idea!" Kotsu said while they were free falling. "How do you feel about aerial support? I'm gonna sling shot us back over there when we hit a tree using the force and inertia we're building up! But that means we gotta dive downward to get even more force and speed! I hope you're okay with covering your ears!" Kotsu said wrapping a whip around Denton's waist to keep him safe. Kotsu started diving downward with his hands pivoted toward the ground, ready to whip himself with his free whip off of the tallest tree he could find to double back to the cottage.

 

[Freikugel]

"Tch, motherfucker is a though one"

He signaled at Sam and the rest of the crew

"I can keep him busy a few seconds, go rip him apart, careful to shoot the belly, you may hit Joe or Aria"

Fizzy Roy charged against the beast propelled by a boost of his enhanced legs.
The Wolf was powerful, a direct confrontation would be foolish

However, Fizzy characted right into a direct confrontation, he was sure this was the best choice

Deploying Mono Shield, He pressed his belt and then a small energy field showed up in first of Fizzy Roy, able to briefly shut down magic and energy sources and repel certain physical attaks

As soon as he got into range he broke one of the twin's vials into his leg which was now engulfed into flames, using the boosters he delivered a strong kick against the monster's torax

 

[mmarage]

01 saw the wound widen, about to free both him and Aria... when it sealed shut again. "N-No way!" He began pounding against the beast's stomach as it began to enlarge, giving both him and Aria more room to move around. "Welp... guess it's time for plan B." He reached around and unclipped his scythe from his belt loop and began to unfold it as far as he could, before slamming it against the walls of the wolf's stomach with all of his might.

02 looked at the massive wolf before him. "...Let go of my brother!" He shouted as he pulled a brown vial from one of the packs. He uncorked it, and drew four arrows from his quiver, quickly pouring the contents of the vials over the arrows. They turned a deep brown as he nocked it, and then quickly fired it at the wolf's chest. On contact, the arrow would bury itself deep inside of the beast's chest, before large spikes of earth splintered outwards from the arrow, both widening and deepening the initial wound.

 

[Darkling0096]

Oh hell, Sam thought, Little pigs too? I ain't never reading my kids a bedtime story.

"Hey, wolf, you like swallowing things, right? Choke on this!" She sent a drone flying down Marty's throat, where it began overcharging a laser.

Patching through to Aria and Joe 01, praying they still had their earpieces. "Joe, Aria, this might hurt a bit."

 

[Spoiled Bread]

Aria​

"It's a wonderful story, Joe." Aria felt more awake after hearing Joe's story. "I wonder if the happy ending also happen to the puppets. I hope so."

She heard some shouting from the outside. Then the stomach start rumbling, then expanding. Before long the cramped stomach they were in before had become much more spacious, as if they had just been moved into a bigger monster's belly.

She was fine with that. The thing she didn't like with this bigger space was, there's much more stomach acid now. Before it was just enough to thinly coat their body, but now the acid was able to drown half of their body. At this rate they would not last as long as they thought.

Should she burst them out of here? But the order... Aria tried to contact Morgan from her communication device, but it malfunctioned. She saw Joe started hacking the stomach wall with his scythe.

"Ah, I see." Aria clasped her hands. She then took a stance with her fist clenched and aimed at at the wall. She stroke the wall and ripped through it, but it closed as fast as it was created. Leaving Aria with her hand stuck on the wall, but at least now there's a gap on the wall around her wrist where some of the stomach acid can flow out.

 

[TheAdept]

Clayton turned to Kotsu to answer his question, when the wolf's wounds started closing up. This didn't surprise Clayton, or anyone else probably; once introduced to the supernatural world it begins to seem like everyone can heal bullet wounds like that. Then the wolf started growing...and growing. Then Kotsu went flying.

Being that Clayton was relatively new to the situation, he had no idea about this manifestation. Some mages could shapeshift. The old werewolves of legend were simply shapeshift mages who couldn't control it. To Clayton this was just a very powerful mage.

When he saw the wolf bare it's teeth, he shook his head. Sometimes a hangover set in while a drunk was getting drunk, dulled by the effects of the alcohol, but the drunk knew what was coming later on. This was happening to Clayton.

"Ugh. Alright. Well I'm gonna need more booze for this." Clayton drew both his pistols and shot for the wolf's eyes.

 

[Kinggunlucky]

Marty yelped when Fizzy's kick connected. It left a leg sized burn mark in the wolf's chest. He spun ready to attack the man when an arrow sunk into him, then pain exploded from his insides, he coughed up blood. Red Riding's Hood hand smashed through his outside. What the hell kind of people were these!? Sam's laser attack blew a hole you could see through threw the beast's neck. The Wolf collapsed.

He was whimpering, crying nearly, he managed to limp to his feet when one bullet took off a piece of his ear, another took out an eye. Marty managed to start tuning out the pain, because he was slipping out of consciousness. What brought him back was the arrow that stuck inside him. Spikes erupted from it. Marty screamed.

***

Denton who passed out from the shock of being flung skyward came to in time to see him and Kotsu heading for a tree. He thought about screaming, but best not to show any signs of weakness. A great pain from insides made him wince. Broken ribs. "Kotus...I have an order," he mumbled. "Do that thing you do where you kill the enemy. And get me to ground level safely. I'm going to pass out again now.Briefly."