SolemnSongbird
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>Der: Come up with a rough estimate of the depth of the substance you are currently submerged in.
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Fandom AHSQ - A Homestuck-Styled Quest
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IctoraPost
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> Der: Submerge yourself in what is obviously slime and absorb its power.
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> Der: Come up with a rough estimate of the depth of the substance you are currently submerged in.
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Through your wallowing in what is obviously slime, you have gained an affinity for the combinatory element of SLIME.
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Unfortunately, you do not have have the necessary elemental affinities to create this element, so now it's gone.
> Der: Come up with a rough estimate of the depth of the substance you are currently submerged in.
Eh, dunno. Maybe somewhere in the region of infinity?
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SolemnSongbird
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>Der: Skedaddle back up that ladder as quickly as you possibly can!
Lixy
In Denial That I Have an Internet Addiction
>Der: Swim right towards the vague yet menacing tentacle, I mean, friendly arm!
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IctoraPost
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> Der: Swim right towards the vague yet menacing tentacle, I mean, friendly arm!
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> Der: Skedaddle back up that ladder as quickly as you possibly can!
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What arm?
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What are you talking about?
> Der: Skedaddle back up that ladder as quickly as you possibly can!
Well, okay. But there doesn't seem to be any reason to rush.
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Just calm down, will you?
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And now the box is beeping again. What is even happening?
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Lixy
In Denial That I Have an Internet Addiction
>Der: Summon your inner ninja and punch-silence the box so you can think, damn it!
Lixy
In Denial That I Have an Internet Addiction
alternatively, >Der: Use some of the paint to draw yourself a mouth for screaming purposes.
IctoraPost
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> Der: Summon your inner ninja and punch-silence the box so you can think, damn it!
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> Der: Use some of the paint to draw yourself a mouth for screaming purposes.
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NINJUTSU LV. 1: Punch-Silence!
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Your stickstrength is somewhat lacking.
But it worked!
But it worked!
> Der: Use some of the paint to draw yourself a mouth for screaming purposes.
Activated PAINT
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Day Jah Voo
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Your frictionless stickskin seems to have some quick-dry properties.
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Lixy
In Denial That I Have an Internet Addiction
>Der: Ask the box what it's pointing to using your impressive charade skills.
IctoraPost
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> Der: Ask the box what it's pointing to using your impressive charade skills.
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What's so important that you had to come all the way back up here to know?
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Ah.
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SolemnSongbird
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>Der: Run away from the tentacle!
Lixy
In Denial That I Have an Internet Addiction
>Der: shake the tentacle's... tentacle... and introduce yourself!
IctoraPost
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> Der: Run away from the tentacle!
> Der: shake the tentacle's... tentacle... and introduce yourself!
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What! How rude.
> Der: shake the tentacle's... tentacle... and introduce yourself!
You shake the tentacle's tentacle and introduce yourself to the tentacle. The tentacle is pleased by the shaking of its tentacle and welcomes you to its tentacley home. It tells you its name is Abbjcywsj-Nzjkxsrrr lxvcpo'cam Onundaga'ono McMacensberg - Tencatle for short. It is a new and rising star in the boating industry, and is seeking clients to sell boats to. You wonder what you would need a boat for. It mutters something about the ignorant and naive younger generation, then points out the fact that you are stuck on an island in the middle of an ocean of what is obviously slime. You say oh. Tencatle continues to inform you that the next island over could potentially hold key points for the advancement of the plot. You say ah. The tentacle concludes with telling you that it has a brand new boat ready for you, just waiting to be dunked into the sea and ridden into oblivion, for only one piece of paper and a chest! That's right, just a single slip of flappy carbon, and a good, solid storage box, and an entire boat will be yours to take home! Buy now, or miss out! Limited time only! While stocks last! Terms and conditions apply.
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SolemnSongbird
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>Der: Demand to see the boat first so you know that you aren't getting scammed.
IctoraPost
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> Der: Demand to see the boat first so you know that you aren't getting scammed.
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Ta daa!
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Lixy
In Denial That I Have an Internet Addiction
>Der: Use paint to draw the tentacle a nice tie!
IctoraPost
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> Der: Use paint to draw the tentacle a nice tie!
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Aww, isn't that nice.
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Spicy Serious
Divinely Devilish
>Ask the tentacle about it's policy on I.O.U's
Lixy
In Denial That I Have an Internet Addiction
>Der: Inquire as to where one might find the payment for the boat.
IctoraPost
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> Ask the tentacle about it's policy on I.O.U's
> Der: Inquire as to where one might find the payment for the boat.
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You're not sure if the tentacle even knows what an IOU is.
You're not sure if you know what it is.
You're not sure if you know what it is.
> Der: Inquire as to where one might find the payment for the boat.
Tencatle doesn't know. It tells you to check your inventory or the previous pages or something. After all, it's only a piece of paper and a chest. How hard could it be?
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Lixy
In Denial That I Have an Internet Addiction
>Der: Take the piece of paper the tentacle just wrote on and give it back to him.
IctoraPost
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> Der: Take the piece of paper the tentacle just wrote on and give it back to him.
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No.
Just, no.
Just, no.
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SolemnSongbird
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>Der: Attempt to haggle with the tentacle and get it to lower the price of the boat to just a piece of paper.
IctoraPost
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> Der: Attempt to haggle with the tentacle and get it to lower the price of the boat to just a piece of paper.
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Haggling?
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Are you sure?
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Are you really, truly sure?
Sure to the bottom of your tiny little stickheart?
Sure to the bottom of your tiny little stickheart?
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Well, then.
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NINJUTSU LV. 2: Haggle.
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Haggle!
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HAGGLE!!!
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¡¡¡¡¡HAGGLE!!!!!
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Defeat.
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But since you've been nice enough to paint it this lovely tie, Tencatle has decided to give you a hint, against orders. It tells you that the chest can be found somewhere in the Pit of Hell, or whatever it's called now. It also asks you to keep this a secret. It might get in trouble if someone found out.
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SolemnSongbird
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>Der: Steal the boat!