Fandom AHSQ - A Homestuck-Styled Quest

[IctoraPost]

> Der: Look for an escape route!

Okay, it's fine, you'll just have to-
WHERE DID THE DOOR GO!?!​

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Oh no.
Oh no no no no.​

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LV 1 MINIBOSS
E-RAZER​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Der: Run circles around the miniboss!

 

[IctoraPost]

> Der: Run circles around the miniboss!

runrunrunrunrunrunrun​

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CLENSING LV. 1:​

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BLEACH
Hey, everything's white again.​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Der: Kick the miniboss!

 

[IctoraPost]

> Der: Kick the miniboss!

NINJUTSU LV. 0: A kick.​

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That's no good.​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Der: Try throwing the doppelganger heads at the miniboss.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Der: Try throwing the doppelganger heads at the miniboss.

Maybe after you fix this more pressing problem.​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Der: Attempt to fix partially missing leg by breaking off part of your other leg and attaching it to the shorter leg.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Der: Attempt to fix partially missing leg by breaking off part of your other leg and attaching it to the shorter leg.

Er.​

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Doesn't seem to be helping.​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Der: Attempt to spontaneously generate new legs.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Der: Attempt to spontaneously generate new legs.

You can't do that. Not only is REGENERATION a tertiary combinatory element for which you only have a quarter access to, it's a Sacred Pattern as well! You won't be getting there anytime soon. Probably.​

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But what you can do is...​

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Uh oh. It's looking this way.
You should probably start finding a way out of here. You've already lost two legs in eleven panels - who knows what could happen next.​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Der: Attempt to throw doppleganger heads at the miniboss.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Der: Attempt to throw doppleganger heads at the miniboss.

Boop.​

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I think now would be a good time to check up on Will.​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Will: Politely ask the Guardian Angel to give you back your hat.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Will: Politely ask the Guardian Angel to give you back your hat.

She says no.​

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Hmm? What was that?​

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Most strange...​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Will: Threaten to kill the Guardian Angel if it doesn't give you back your darned hat.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Will: Threaten to kill the Guardian Angel if it doesn't give you back your darned hat.

Wha- kill!
What in the name of Asgard put that thought into your head?​

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You must be going crazy...​

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Is that fire?
That's fire.
FIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIRE​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Will: Calm down, don't panic! You're going to be alright!

 

[IctoraPost]

> Will: Calm down, don't panic! You're going to be alright!

NO YOU'RE NOT
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ALRIGHT
IT'S FIRE
IT'S BURNING
EVERYTHING IS ENDING
YOU'RE GOING TO DI-​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Will: Retrieve your hat.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Will: Retrieve your hat.

Your most fabulous hat now rests upon your head once more.​

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Oh, uh, hey.
You ponder whether she will encase you in flammable clouds again.​

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Apparently not.
The Angel tells you that you are still under arrest, but are free to move around until you both make it out of here. You telepathically wonder aloud what she means. She pauses and asks if you'd looked to the other side of the room yet. Feeling made fun of, you repy that of course you've had a glance to the other side of a room. You have a keen sense of awareness, second to none. Nothing escapes your sight.​

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Wait, where did the door go?​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Will: The Guardian Angel must be playing a trick on you, attack them!

 

[IctoraPost]

> Will: The Guardian Angel must be playing a trick on you, attack them!

These unsavoury thoughts just keep coming, don't they.
It's almost as if something were whispering them into your mind.​

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Mm?​

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She says you've arrived.
This feels vaguely familiar to you, for some reason.​

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[Spicy Serious]

>Will: don't be rude, ask for the Guardian Angel's name!

 

[IctoraPost]

> Will: Don't be rude, ask for the Guardian Angel's name!

Her name! What an ungentlemanly action of inaction - to introduce yourself, and not even ask for her name! Probably the best advice your subconsciousness has given you for a while.​

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She says Someone. You say huh? She says her name is Someone. You say Someone, as in the word some then the word one? She says yeah. You wonder at the peculiar name. She glares at you and proceeds onwards. You suddenly realise you had said something rather disagreeable and sought to immediately rectify the problem.​

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You say that not only is her name unique, it is also a very wonderful name. She says really? You say yes, of course! You have never met someone with a name like... Someone. Uh. Not many people have a commonly used word as their name! It would confuse others too much, so that's why it's rare. Er. So she's a rare specimen of... name... ness. Um.​

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She says shut up.
You shut up.​

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LV 1 MINIBOSS
D-RAZER​

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