GreenEyedStranger
Servant of the Great Old One
> Play charades with your new friend
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>Send companion into the castle to make sure there is no poison gas.> Run straight through the door.
It may have worked last time, but what makes you think-
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Huh.
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Wait, no.
> Knock on the door. Don't want to be rude.
It's basic courtesy.
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That was easy.
This time for sure it'll lead somewhere extremely logical and relavant to the plot.
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Hmm.
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Hmm?
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Dun dun DUUUUUUN!
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Arrrgh. What a suprise. A tower. Woot woot.
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>Put on the hat.> Communicate telepathically with Will to see what he thinks.
You haven't even completed your primary triplet of powers yet. How do you expect to use an ability on the tertiary level?
> Send companion into the castle to make sure there is no poison gas.
You are now Will the Speed Demon. You have been instructed by the stick figure creature to enter this mysterious tower found near the entrance to the skies of Asgard. You shall currently commence your expedition.
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First impressions seem to confirm your earlier hypothesis on whether or not this building would hold important plot-related items and/or information.
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But wait! What is this? It seems that, while you were entering the structure, you had failed to notice the side of the room that you were facing. It appears teeming with random, nonsensical, half-baked ideas forced into existence by poor planning. Your next moves will have to be very carefully chosen - there is no telling what hidden dangers could erupt out from these untested thoughts.
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>Admire geniusly designed traffic cone bull horn flag.> Stick your head through the small door to see what's inside.
You seem to not be able to open this miniture door as it is, in reality, just four lines and a scribble painted on the wall.
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But this is what you meant, is it not?
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Hmmm.
> Gently gnaw the box that the hat was on.
Your imaginary stickteeth are not doing as well as as hoped.
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But it still resulted in something. You recognise this thing as the brand new Supreme Ultimate Matchmaker 3000, released only a few millenia ago. What is something like this doing here?
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>DESTROY THEM.> Say hello to the Ultimate Matchmaker 3000.
Your unfunctional stickvocalcords leave much to be desired.
> Apologize to the Supreme Ultimate Matchmaker 3000 for your antics in its home.
Activated TELEPATHY
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You aplologise prefusely for all your deplorable actions and vow to amend them some day.
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You sense a double meaning here.
> Outmatchmake the Matchmaker.
Activated SPRAY
Activated INVENTION
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Here and here...
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Done!
What do you think of that, SUM?
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Oh, uh.
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