Fandom AHSQ - A Homestuck-Styled Quest

[IctoraPost]

> DESTROY THEM.

What? No! What an appalling thought you just had there. How very uncharacteristic of you.
Wait, what is she-​

> Telepathically defuse this tense situation. We don't want an avoidable fight after all.

It's a bit too late for that. However, it would certainly not hurt to communicate like reasonable creatures and sort out this misunderstanding.​

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You begin with greeting the kind, if impatient, Guardian Angel and introducing yourself. The the Angel cuts you off and demands for your name. You tell her that it is currently Will the Speed Demon, hailing from the Road to the Speedforce and then she cuts you off again, commanding you to tell her where you came from and how and why you came here. You say you had been chased out of your home, gone up a mysterious staircase, then ordered to investigate this tower. The Guardian muses on this, most likely wondering how you were able to physically leave your Realm when it had always been completely impossible to do so. After waiting for a minute, you politely inquire as to how long this interrogation will last - you have places to go, after all. The Angel tells you to shut up. You shut up.

If only there were someone who could come in and save you...​

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[Spicy Serious]

>Other guy; go inside the tower to see what all the noise is.

 

[magnadeus]

> DESTROY THEM.

What? No! What an appalling thought you just had there. How very uncharacteristic of you.
Wait, what is she-​

> Telepathically defuse this tense situation. We don't want an avoidable fight after all.

It's a bit too late for that. However, it would certainly not hurt to communicate like reasonable creatures and sort out this misunderstanding.​

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You begin with greeting the kind, if impatient, Guardian Angel and introducing yourself. The the Angel cuts you off and demands for your name. You tell her that it is currently Will the Speed Demon, hailing from the Road to the Speedforce and then she cuts you off again, commanding you to tell her where you came from and how and why you came here. You say you had been chased out of your home, gone up a mysterious staircase, then ordered to investigate this tower. The Guardian muses on this, most likely wondering how you were able to physically leave your Realm when it had always been completely impossible to do so. After waiting for a minute, you politely inquire as to how long this interrogation will last - you have places to go, after all. The Angel tells you to shut up. You shut up.

If only there were someone who could come in and save you...​

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>Will: Use combustion.

 

[budgieboi]

>Someone: Come in and save Speed Demon

 

[IctoraPost]

> Will: Use combustion.

Being accepted into the League of Judges may grant you many things, but conquering your fear of fire is not among them.​

> Someone: Come in and save Speed Demon

Huh? What's this about the Demon?​

> Other guy: go inside the tower to see what all the noise is.

You are now the other gu-
Hey, what are you doing? Quit the graffitiing! (Is that a word? Yes, that's a word. Good.)​

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...what the speedforce were you doing.
Never mind. Just go in the tower already.​

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Seems empty, as per normal...​

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Ahah! What's this? A door? Yes, it's a door. Ah, yes, definitely a door.​

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[magnadeus]

> Will: Use combustion.

Being accepted into the League of Judges may grant you many things, but conquering your fear of fire is not among them.​

> Someone: Come in and save Speed Demon

Huh? What's this about the Demon?​

> Other guy: go inside the tower to see what all the noise is.

You are now the other gu-
Hey, what are you doing? Quit the graffitiing! (Is that a word? Yes, that's a word. Good.)​

=>

...what the speedforce were you doing.
Never mind. Just go in the tower already.​

=>

Seems empty, as per normal...​

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Ahah! What's this? A door? Yes, it's a door. Ah, yes, definitely a door.​

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>Human: Open the door calmly and rationally.

 

[Spicy Serious]

>Human;Go through the door in a panic.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Human: Open the door calmly and rationally.

WHAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT IS THIS!? YOU CAN'T YOU OPEN THE DOOR!!! IT'S ACTUALLY JUST THREE LINES AND A SCRIBBLE PAINTED ON THE WALL!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEASTEREGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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> Human; Go through the door in a panic.

You calmly and rationally go through the door.​

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Oh, you're here again.​

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[Spicy Serious]

>Investigate the black stuff on the floor.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Investigate the black stuff on the floor.

It's paint.​

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Looks like there's still two more circles to be activated.
Three lines and a scribble, eh?​

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[budgieboi]

>Touch the paint

 

[IctoraPost]

> Touch the paint.

Done.
You suddenly feel like a ninja.​

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[Spicy Serious]

>Plug the hole that the paint is coming out of.

 

[SolemnSongbird]

>Consume a small quantity of the paint.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Plug the hole that the paint is coming out of.

You can't plug the hole because it's actually just a circle painted on the wall.
No more paint seems to be coming out of it anyway.​

> Consume a small quantity of the paint.

Your blank stickface doesn't have the capacity to do that.​

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Through the ancient ritual of splattering paint onto your face, you have attained-​

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Wait no you've already done this.
Your ninja-enhanced senses have caught a faint noise! Whatever could it be?​

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...Has this always been like that?​

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[Spicy Serious]

>Poke the strange box to see what it is.

 

[IctoraPost]

> Poke the strange box to see what it is.

The beeping's stopped. Strange.​

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An arrow! Whatever could it mean?​

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[Lixy]

>Ninja: look underneath the box

 

[IctoraPost]

> Ninja: look underneath the box.

A note!​

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Guess they ran out of space.​

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[Lixy]

>Ninja: Take the "der" and stick it to your smooth, featureless face

 

[IctoraPost]

> Ninja: Take the "der" and stick it to your smooth, featureless face.

You're not exactly sure what this is supposed to achieve.​

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[SolemnSongbird]

>Do the logical thing and jump off the ledge where the ladder is.

 

[Lixy]

>Der: name yourself Der with this helpful name badge for everyone to see

 

[IctoraPost]

> Der: Name yourself Der with this helpful name badge for everyone to see.

You are now officially Der the Human Ninja​

> Do the logical thing and jump off the ledge where the ladder is.

Seriously.
But, of course, you definitely know better than to-​

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Sigh.​

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And we've arrived.​

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[Lixy]

>Der: Submerge yourself in what is obviously slime and absorb its power.