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Fantasy Academy For The Supernatural & Gifted Humans

(Btw me and sky may not be on very much today because we are going to her sisters/her sisters friend's bday party)


•* Wr3tçh3d Åñd Dįvįn3*•
 
There are some that would argue the best way to read these posts is to read it in the voice of the narrator of the Stanley Parable. Others would argue it is best with a Scottish brogue that is half drunk. Still others say the best possible solution is to simply not read them, or if reading them must be then reading them while heavily intoxicated with blood rushing to one's head would be the best bet. Though all three are equally correct, the narrator suggests the first option as it at least males things more interesting. Perhaps the biggest problem with regeneration is the fact that those gifted with regeneration simply cannot stop thinking. Nick had long since known this and unfortunately was terribly accurate and correct in his thinkings. Namely what was to happen. While taking his swim Nick has suspected that perhaps strange happenings would soon be happening to the happeners. At the precise moment the two were being sucked dry, a nurse had happened to walk into the supply closet to find her sultry outfit missing. The same outfit she had used to flirt with the doctor who was having an affair with her who was now seeing an odd partial dragon. She reacted in code by telling the doctor a uniform had gone missing. It turns out the doctor had been having a bad week due to a pool where he and the nurse copulated in had been turned red, also thanks to Nick taking a swim while he was still bloody. This news about the uniform set him off as he growled in an annoyed rage, accidentally hitting the patient again in the gonads, of which the patient had just recently received a harsh attack on, as he let out a loud yell, accidentally hitting his cell phone calling his sister, Writer whose phone was out of service but the chips still rang and clattered which alerted her animal, thinking that it was under attack yelled for Writer. Which just so coincidentally happened to disturb a turtle outside that Nick had dubbed Sir Reginald, causing him to shell up which caused a student to trip over him. Said student happened to be reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which, oddly enough the narrator of all of Nick's posts had conveniently appeared in the movie adaptation to narrate that as well. The student accidentally let loose a cell phone which proceeded to go through the window all the way to the nurse's where her brother was, hitting him in the back of the head, causing a rather large fireball to shoot out the window towards the ground. Thankfully, only one pedestrian was on the ground who was blown up into the air by the blast of fire. That pedestrian was indeed Nick who was now soaring to where Writer and Jasmine were.


 
((*curtseys* done))
 
[QUOTE="The Jackal](And not a single piece of fucking sense was made in that post)

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((Cause you werent here to see him set everything up by doing all those things... thankfully))
 

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