TheAncientCelt
The Leech Lord
I don't know what's worse. The pun or referring to the One True King as a bastard.
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The pain that will come when Nyalla shows up.TheAncientCenturion said:I don't know what's worse. The pun or referring to the One True King as a bastard.
Viserys may return to his room with the wine. . .SirDerpingtonIV said:The pain that will come when Nyalla shows up.
Why does Viserys dislike iron born?TheAncientCenturion said:Viserys may return to his room with the wine. . .
When your one true king is Afraid of attractive women.TheAncientCenturion said:Viserys may return to his room with the wine. . .
He's a cockassLancelot said:Why does Viserys dislike iron born?
He doesn't like sailing. The idea of being trapped on a boat with basically no control, having to rely on the crew, is terrifying to him. Storms and the sea itself frightens him. The fact that pirates and these dickbag Ironborn basically go out of his way to make the sea more dangerous is icing on the fear cake.Lancelot said:Why does Viserys dislike iron born?
Then wouldn't he be trying to ally them rather than genocide them? They hate the current state of Westeros just as much as he does.TheAncientCenturion said:He doesn't like sailing. The idea of being trapped on a boat with basically no control, having to rely on the crew, is terrifying to him. Storms and the sea itself frightens him. The fact that pirates and these dickbag Ironborn basically go out of his way to make the sea more dangerous is icing on the fear cake.
It's like someone saying they dislike sharks and they need to go down in a shark cage.
But you don't tell them a fucking megalodon is down there!
No one is perfect! Lord King Stannis was afraid of his wife!SirDerpingtonIV said:When your one true king is Afraid of attractive women.
He's a cockass
TheAncientCenturion said:I don't know what's worse. The pun or referring to the One True King as a bastard.
Sure, but those assholes are also literally his worst nightmare (one of them). That and he doesn't deem them useful to his cause. Sure, they'd be great allies for securing more boats and safe passage across the narrow sea, but he seems them as a threat and his own bias clouds his mind when good things about them come to mind.Lancelot said:Then wouldn't he be trying to ally them rather than genocide them? They hate the current state of Westeros just as much as he does.
Selyse WAS a scary bitch thoTheAncientCenturion said:No one is perfect! Lord King Stannis was afraid of his wife!
Shes will probably take over some of cayden attention, if she knows how to use her looksTheAncientCenturion said:Viserys may return to his room with the wine. . .
Yet Cayden is a master on a ship lolTheAncientCenturion said:He doesn't like sailing. The idea of being trapped on a boat with basically no control, having to rely on the crew, is terrifying to him. Storms and the sea itself frightens him. The fact that pirates and these dickbag Ironborn basically go out of his way to make the sea more dangerous is icing on the fear cake.
It's like someone saying they dislike sharks and they need to go down in a shark cage.
But you don't tell them a fucking megalodon is down there!
I think Siegfried would completely smash Cayden into a million pieces on a ship.Akio said:Shes will probably take over some of cayden attention, if she knows how to use her looks
Yet Cayden is a master on a ship lol
He is dooming himself poor guyTheAncientCenturion said:Sure, but those assholes are also literally his worst nightmare (one of them). That and he doesn't deem them useful to his cause. Sure, they'd be great allies for securing more boats and safe passage across the narrow sea, but he seems them as a threat and his own bias clouds his mind when good things about them come to mind.
SHE GOT THE BOOTYAkio said:Shes will probably take over some of cayden attention, if she knows how to use her looks
Yet Cayden is a master on a ship lol
HE ADMITS IT!TheAncientCenturion said:No one is perfect! Lord King Stannis was afraid of his wife!
Maybe or maybe notLancelot said:I think Siegfried would completely smash Cayden into a million pieces on a ship.
Not maybe...Akio said:Maybe or maybe not
But can she use it, just looking good wont be enough to control him at all, theres something to be said about personalitySirDerpingtonIV said:SHE GOT THE BOOTY
HE ADMITS IT!
Haelga can out sail the both of youLancelot said:Not maybe...
YES
Uhh we are talking REAL sailing not some queer summer islander Farwynds inbred hedonist shit Haelga has going.SirDerpingtonIV said:Haelga can out sail the both of you
Caydne may be a jack of all trades but his best skill is sailing, he was doing it since he was 12, Haelga will probably still beat him thoughSirDerpingtonIV said:Haelga can out sail the both of you
Lmaao No words. Woww!Lancelot said:Uhh we are talking REAL sailing not some queer summer islander Farwynds inbred hedonist shit Haelga has going.
Iron born ARE the sea.Akio said:Caydne may be a jack of all trades but his best skill is sailing, he was doing it since he was 12, Haelga will probably still beat him though
You cannot even find the reach on a map. Where the fuck would you even be sailing to.Lancelot said:Uhh we are talking REAL sailing not some queer summer islander Farwynds inbred hedonist shit Haelga has going.