This fanfic is a severity 4 offence
Scene 1: A room in a Lunar aspected manse - a woman wearing a Sarashi is knocking on a coffin
*knock knock*
"What is it?"
*Knock Knock*
"Karen, is that you? Can't it wait?"
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"OK. OK"
The coffin opens
"So, Misho thinks this is...
Misho 12
Marena 16
Secret 29
Ten 14
Cluivnarihe 3
Mew Cai 17
King of U. Steel 18
Blossom 22
Nova 15
Karen 19
Nemen Yi 15
Racer 15
Aria 13
Eliminated:
The Sheriff
Ben
Ninja Fae
Troper Fae
Flame
Message Sid
Up with sign carrying Alchemicals
Down with...
How about an Air-Aspected Dragon-Blood who has beaten up Nirvishesha to rewrite the concept of identity to define Ten Winds and Ten Thousand Virtues as the same individual, without realising that Ten Thousand Virtues is a resplendent destiny of The Green Lady, thus causing him to appear confused...
I thought my theory that Ten is the Scarlet Empress wearing a false beard (based solely on what keysid said about everyone looking for 'him') was too crazy to mention, but I am beginning to think that it is actually too mundane a theory.