Every time I see a mattress on top of a car I think it is a prostitute making house calls.
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I always carry a little bit of crazy with me; you never know when it will come in handy.
Countdown to GenCon: 47 days
Some people lack that special ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
Looking for one or two more players for a new game: https://www.rpnation.com/threads/robotech-southern-cross-saga.340851/
Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? You wouldn't want to go and press your luck now, do you?
New game idea that I'm pitching: https://www.rpnation.com/threads/robotech-southern-cross-saga.340851/
Being married is a walk in the park; Jurassic Park
What if April Fools Day was really on the 2nd, and we've been fooled all this time?
hard to believe that it has already been a full year since the mass shooting in the nightclub in Florida. My thoughts and prayers go out.
Have you heard the latest rumor about butter? Nevermind; I shouldn't spread it.
Does anyone else have that voice in their heads screaming, "Slap the idiot! Slap the idiot!" No? Just me, huh?
I'm not totally useless; I'm a great bad example for other people.
Also, friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they go away.
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is covered by flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision.
Did you know that Raymond Burr had a bother that was a lumberjack? His name was Tim. Tim Burr. Ha! I just kill myself.
GenCon event registration went live today. I'm all signed up for my games for this August! I can't wait!
You know I'm an organ donor. I'm so awesome, who wouldn't want a piece of me?
Go to a drug store and pick up a pack of condoms, then ask the clerk where the fitting rooms are.
GenCon game list has gone live! I'm looking forward to going to Indy this year.
Just found out from the doc that my daughter has a broken wrist. Poor kid!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman.
I saw a midget get pickpocketed earlier today. Its hard to believe that someone would stoop so low.
Went to see Ghost In The Shell yesterday and I give it two thumbs up. I loved it, and will be adding it to my personal dvd collection
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