Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored that they go for a stroll out my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.
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Why do dragons love eating undead wizards? Because they are magically de-lich-ous! Ha!
Happy birthday to me! Turning 46 today. Some days I feel much older than that, though.
Back home from GenCon. This year's con was a blast, but I'm ready to relax back in my own turf.
GenCon is now over, and it was a blast. I'll be heading back home tomorrow to resume my normal schedule of lurking on the site.
Getting ready to fly out of town tomorrow morning early for GenCon. I'll bringing my tablet so I can still get online between games.
Flying out to Indianapolis on Tuesday for GenCon. Looking forward to a great time.
Life has never given me lemons. Instead, I've gotten anger management issues and a hatred of stupid people. But not lemons.
What do you call it when you are knocked over by an Ochre Jelly? An Acid Trip! Ha!
Where do necromancers go to refill their undead minions? The Ghast station! Ha!
I met a man that had ketchup on his eyes. His Hindz sight was 20/20! Ha!
My doc told me to go and kill people. Well, not those exact words, but he did say I had to reduce stress in my life, so its the same thing
If McDonalds sold hot dogs, could you order a McWiener and ask them to supersize it with a straight face?
How do you find the radius of a magical forest? You first look for the centaur!
What happened to the old hosted projects? All the posts are gone!
Which Luna are you concubine to tho... There are a lot of lunas >.>
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without a high speed internet connection.
There is a fine line between crazy and free spirited, and it usually involves a prescription or two.
GenCon Countdown: 28 days!
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlovs dog and Shrodingers cat. She said it rang a bell, but wasn't sure if it was there
Depression is a prison where you are both the suffering prisoner and the cruel jailer.
Karmasutra: when Life screws you over in all sorts of creative ways.
In Pathfinder and DnD, what if humans are just Dire Halflings?
What do you call a dragon after it eats a group of adventurers? A party pooper! Ha!
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