Imagine how much noise a centipede would make if it wore tiny flip-flops.
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This is sooooo true!
I want to open a two dollar store for those people that appreciate the finer things in life.
Just a reminder: Furby's have forward facing eyes, indicating that they are predators.
A paladin takes his car to the local Artificer, saying, "Whenever I'm driving, I feel this strange urge to run over pedestrians."
The Artificer looks under the car. "Your alignment is off."
What is green and has four wheels?
Grass.
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