Sherwood

Profile posts Latest activity Postings Media Awarded medals About Post areas

  • LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    CaptainAmerica1_zps8c295f96.jpg
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Oh I get it. Clever.
    I was watching an episode of the tv show Body Cam, where they show videos off of police body cams (thus the name) made during arrests and other intense situations. On this particular episode, one of the officers was a K-9 handler and had ordered his German Sheppard to attack a suspect. The bad guy shot the dog in the head, and I broke down in tears hearing the poor puppers crying out in pain. Lucky for the dog, he lives even with his eye being shot out, and is now a pampered house dog.

    It was terrible to hear the crying dog. It really made me cry as I was sitting there, hoping that the poor pup was going to be ok.

    What does it say about me that when I see videos of criminals or police being shot it doesn't bother me that much, but the blurred-out images of the dog getting hurt made me tear up?
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    That you love animals and don't like seeing them hurt, which is a good thing. ^3^
    Check out this one Kaerri found! =)

    "How much does a roof cost?

    Nothing - it's on the house"
    Got another one for you, bud! This one really made me laugh!

    My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
    If you were a spider, how would you wear your socks?

    1. All eight feet matching,
    2. Pairs with the opposite foot,
    3. Total sock anarchy,

    4. Or something completely different?
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    I would probably have to have them all matching. Even with two feet, even if they're the same color, I need them to be exactly the same style. 😂
    PatriasLover
    PatriasLover
    soch anarchy. one goes over my head too.
    Chordling
    Chordling
    Sock anarchy.
    From Ubu:

    Ah hem. The first poem is entitled, "Ode To A Field Of Daisies."

    A field of daisies

    On a sunny day

    Reminds me

    You have to take what you want

    The world owes you nothing

    Take

    Take

    Take

    Thank you.

    Aren't you going to clap?

    (after) That wasn't much better.

    This next one is called, "The Soul of a Poet."

    The dying begins when you are born

    They try to hurt you right away

    with insults and cigarette burns

    They will tear you down if you build yourself up

    They will rip you your asshole if you get out of line

    All of everything and everybody is against you

    That is what living is

    And dying is giving up

    But we have no choice

    You start dying as soon as you're born

    I like the taste of honey

    Thank you.

    (after lack of applause.)

    Is that it? I don't know if you even deserve another poem. But I'm feeling generous.

    This one is called, "I hate you, Mommy."

    I just adore the springtime

    I love a good Cuban cigar

    Sunlight is my favorite kind of light

    Have you ever seen a butterfly

    Come out of its cocoon?

    Or a moth for that matter flitting around a light?

    Or a sunset over a stark white beach

    I hate you Mommy.

    Thank you.
    Sherwood
    Sherwood
    Wow. That was . . . unexpected. Deep stuff.
    SpazTheButcher
    SpazTheButcher
    Now imagine performing this as your audition monologue for your school's theatre.
    I wanted to share that yesterday my wife and I celebrated our 26th anniversary! Miracles do happen. Proof is that Mrs. Sherwood has put up with my annoying self for all of these years. Love ya, babe!
    No one knows for sure what started the fire at Notre Dame Cathedral, but Quasimoto has a hunch.
    PatriasLover
    PatriasLover
    maybe it had something to do with when he yeeted frolo off the roof.... he was too busy with that, he didn't realise that he'd knocked over a candale
    What has fifteen actors, four settings, two writers and one plotline?

    652 Hallmark Christmas specials.
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
Back
Top