At first, I didn't know why everyone was talking about a plane and the World Trade Center. Then it hit me.
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Why doesn't NASA have any competitors? Because they destroyed their last Challenger.
The key to any good joke is delivery. Except for abortion jokes, which have no delivery.
Menstruation jokes are the lowest form of humour, period.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Some of my fruits went bad. They were past their expearation date.
A drug dealer gave me some shoes. I don't know what he laced them with, because I've been tripping all day.
I'm friends with twenty-five letters of the alphabet, but I just don't know Y.
I was attacked by a bear yesterday. The pain was unbearable.
While I do love bad chemistry puns, I only make them periodically, and even then, I don't get much of a reaction anyway.
Did you know? Most people can jump higher than houses because houses can't jump.
I heard a Korean guy died in a tragic accident. He was So Yung.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.
If the Soviet Union was reformed today, it would be called the Soviet Reunion.
Some jokes will send you right to hell. But if you have a sense of humour darker than vantablack like me, laugh away!
This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
Testicles. That is all.
Thirteen alerts in ten minutes. A new record.
Kebab removed from premises.
Yes.
I appear to be having SSL problems. Is there an error with the site?
Ayy lmao
Why do I still have so few likes what is this
I wonder if the guy who discovered honey shoved his hand into a beehive and said 'man this tastes nice' while getting stung by bees.
When anime characters read manga, are they really just looking at black and white photographs?
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