Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humour.
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I just got back from Prague. Now I can Czech it off the list of places to visit.
Ayy, I'm an official supporter now!
The restaurant on the moon had mixed reviews. The food was good but it had no atmosphere.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
I just watched a guy play Darude - Sandstorm on a potato. I believe I have found true dankness.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
My new year's resolution is 1920x1080p.
Before the revolution, Russia was in a Tsary state.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
A cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first because he was a head.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
Don't you just love it when the candy canes are in mint condition? Merry Christmas, guys!
The article on Japanese sword fighting is pretty long and complicated, but I can samurais it for you.
I use secret ability Long 88 cannon at 5.3 BR.
It is super effective! T-34 is knocked out!
People should learn sign language. It's pretty handy.
STEAM WINTER SALE IS HERE LADS
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Anything sounds badass if said in Russian.
Americans are now celebrating the end of Net Neutrality. Which hasn't even been reported where I'm from even once.
Going from CoD to Arma is like going from riding a bicycle to piloting a space shuttle.
There's a new band called 1023MB. They're good, but they haven't had any gigs yet.
They say standing in a corner will warm you up, since its ninety degrees there. Good advice for people who want to die from heatstroke.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a knife. -
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