If you have more than one X in your username, I'll automatically assume that you're an asshole.
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A man was recently arrested for stealing a calendar. He got twelve months.
i was sat at home looking at memes on internets when see news. "telltale is close" "no"
COOOOOOOOOUNTRY ROOOOOOOAAADDS, TAAAAAAKE ME HOOOOME
When you have 161 games on Steam but still have nothing to play.
*tumbles in*
hello
Three years on this site today. That was fast.
Hello! I'm the writer/artist who wrote the request that you posted a word in. I just want to say you, Sir or Ma'am, are funny in the best way possible. XD I had to look up the word to know what that means...and I was grossed out while laughing in joy. Thank you for brightening my night and surprising me (bonus! I get to learn a new word too.)
Note to self: it's a bad idea to refer to something as 'cancer' when in the presence of an actual cancer survivor.
You drop the Soap, pay the Price.
Remember, no pomegranates.
"I should go."
- Commander Shepard
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Stephen Hawking's fucking dead, mates
I am fortifying this position.
When you think about it, all ghosts are in spectator mode.
I await your move *stare*
For those people who wear braces, I now understand your pain.
Just had a tooth extracted. I can't feel my lips.
Going to take some time getting used to this. Really resembles Spacebattles now.
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
I ordered 1000 kilograms of Chinese soup. It was wanton.
My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humour. -
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