mariah carey is slowly but surely replacing jesus christ as the protagonist of christmas.
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e-boys this, e-girls that, why don't we take that energy and e-at the rich
the fortnite black hole is my butthole
Darth Vader: if only you knew the power of the dark side
Luke: ok boomer
sometimes the stupid bitch in your life is you and thats all cool
RPN bans you if you talk about penis which is why I only post that stuff on LinkedIn
dog food is just meat cereal
McDonald’s took the McRib off the menu so it could suck its own dick
Roses are red,
Clovers bring luck,
ayy bby,
u wan sum fuk?
how are crackheads living til 105 but juuls are killing ppl
sorry liberals, there are only two genders: daddy and kitten.
surrender your horniness unto the lord
It’s ok to be white .
It’s ok to be black .
It’s ok to be Asian .
It’s ok to be Hispanic .
It’s ok to be a female .
It’s ok to be a male .
It’s ok to be gay .
It’s ok to be straight .
It’s ok to be YOU.
But it’s NEVER ok to use 3-in-1
shampoo/conditioner/bodywash
alright, fine. i'll fucking download tiktok. damn
you are not a “smol bean” you’re 26
vibes have been off today ever since i woke up in the morning and did not feel like p diddy
Why don’t we change the national anthem to The Less I Know The Better by Tame Impala that song is much better
priest: do you promise to love your partner until cancel culture do you part?
bride: and i oop
groom: and i oop
priest: sksksksks tea i now pronounce you skinny legend and wife.
Which three houses characters are tops or bottoms
my rp partners: i hope this dude posts tonight
me, for the next two weeks: hmmm i can't decide which suspiria is better ngl both are a serve i gave them both a 10 but which is better
crying session at my house tonight. pull up at 8
Batman is Inspector Gadget if he had childhood trauma
The internet has ruined the plan speech from the dark knight
English: We shall name it a Dolphin, derived from the Latin Delphīnus.
Chinese: sea pig lol
I've invented a new game called 5150 chicken and the goal is to be as truthful as possible with your therapist about your suicidal ideation WITHOUT getting put on 72 psych hold -
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