Abendrot

Abendrot · Jan 22, 2020

history buffs must choose from a pre-approved list of interests:

- ussr circa siege of stalingrad and nothing else
- nazi germany
- wwi, but just like, the guns and the tanks and maybe france
- wwii, but like, i'm totally not just complimenting hitler
- weimar republic
- modern usa
- crusades
- ancient greece & rome
- civil war era south

Abendrot · Jan 21, 2020

my greatest fear is jojo siwa

Abendrot · Jan 21, 2020

Everyone has a moral obligation to pirate adobe products.

Abendrot · Jan 21, 2020

be the reason ur therapist knows what hentai is

Abendrot · Jan 21, 2020

I don’t even know who Lorkhan is anymore.

Abendrot · Jan 20, 2020

hop in kids, we're going back in time to personally kill the person who invented the concept of money.

Abendrot · Jan 17, 2020

imagine how good it feels to be a rotisserie chicken in the warmer at a grocery store. dead, head empty, no thoughts, cooked to perfection and warm under a lamp

Abendrot · Jan 16, 2020

do you think the people in fire emblem three houses ever acknowledge the existence and concept of the amiibo gazebo

Abendrot · Jan 16, 2020

every time someone makes a post bitching about fire emblem characters, sakurai adds another one to the roster.

Abendrot · Jan 15, 2020

reminder thats it is possible to like both anime and taking showers

Abendrot · Jan 14, 2020

wei wuxian being the only bitch walking around in black robes... pretentious ass... such a protagonist thing to do

Abendrot · Jan 14, 2020

I miss when the academy went batshit and gave the lord of the rings 17 oscars

Abendrot · Jan 11, 2020

Self-care is officially over ladies, we’re doing drugs again.

Abendrot · Jan 10, 2020

anarcho-communism

Abendrot · Jan 10, 2020

I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.

Abendrot · Jan 7, 2020

Jesus Christ was crucified because he didn’t stan BTS

Abendrot · Jan 7, 2020

RP PARTNERS

if it seems like ive been inactive, its because im admittedly still playing with christmas toys. apologies.

Abendrot · Jan 3, 2020

cancelling plans is ok. getting high and driving ur 13 year old sister to the hospital while she is in anaphylactic shock is ok. swerving and chopping off her head is ok. leaving her headless body in the car is ok. becoming a vessel for Paimon, king of hell, is ok. do what u need to do to cope.

Abendrot · Jan 3, 2020

in my profesional opinion war is bad and we shouldn’t do it

Abendrot · Jan 2, 2020

me:

wii fit: you are OBESE

me:

Abendrot · Jan 2, 2020

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

Abendrot · Dec 31, 2019

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band...

[8000 words later]
In a medium bowl, mix together butter, white sugar, and brown sugar. Beat in eggs one at a time, then stir in vanilla. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Grease cookie sheet,

Abendrot · Dec 31, 2019

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. you know what is confusing? biannual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? i dont fuckin know.

Abendrot · Dec 29, 2019

bitch shut the fuck up this is the part where itachi tells sasuke the truth about the konoha leaf village and the events that transpired years ago leading to the massacre of the uchiha clan