*gunshots*
*people screaming*
*clown shoes squeaking*
*people screaming*
*clown shoes squeaking*
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god i wish envelopes moaned when you lick them
was everyone's high school GSA just... like That? And you know EXACTLY what i mean too
I rest easy knowing that Team Snapchat is my Valentine.
rpnation stream lana del rey right fucking now
I’m giving up for Lent.
I just saw your profile banner.
That's brilliant XD
New Yorkers, please find another personality trait other than “New Yorker”, I am begging you.
oh my god bong joon ho and the entire cast of parasite just ran up to jeff bezos and started beating the shit out of him oh god the cameras aren’t even cutting away it’s just brutal
the four types of oscar watchers:
1: if parasite doesn’t win best picture we riot
2: if we examine joker through a neomarxist lens it’s clear that we, the viewer, are in fact the joker
3: i want greta gerwig to run me over with a semitruck
4: ford vs. ferrari was neat
client: i love ur stuff can i have some
artist: ok, here’s how much it costs
client: ur stuff sucks anyways
artist: ok
Show: *has a gay character whose sexuality is not important to the plot and is treated very casually*
Ppl: “ugh why did they have to make him gay when it adds nothing to the plot? They’re just trying to get diversity points and they might as well have left it out.”
Show: *has a gay character whose sexuality is an important aspect of the plot and is discussed often*
Ppl: “being gay is his only personality trait and they’re trying too hard to shove it down everyone’s throats. Why can’t we have more lowkey gay characters?”
me: mmm snacks
smoke detector: *smells popcorn* YOU ARE GOING TO DIE BITCH
why r u buying clothes at the soup store
ur not a “quirky tsundere” ur just a bitch
simps are the powerhouse of the egirl
People always say “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” but then get all weirded out when they see me clapping some salmon cheeks
“let’s not get political”
bitch i will ruin this family gathering right fuckin now
holy shit i won the iowa caucus
I want to get married someday only so that I have an excuse to wear the most extravagant áo dài possible.
I will get divorced immediately after.
k-drama character: *sobs dramatically in the bathroom*
me: *completely ignoring her* oh my god that bathroom is so clean wtf
we brought shakira to the half time show now it’s time for shakira law
do you have to watch the 53 other super bowls to understand this one or is it a new storyline
Waddle Dee, courtesy name Waddle Doo, was a general who served under Liu Bei during the late Han Dynasty -
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