Abendrot

Abendrot · Feb 2, 2020

Isn't it kinda weird that Ancient Aliens is all like "this ancient African/Pre-Columbian/Asian civilization's art was clearly influenced by alien visitors" like it's just assumed that non-Western peoples weren't capable of creating impressive shit themselves??

Abendrot · Feb 1, 2020

women’s shower products be like “lock in moisture” and “rejuvenate ur pores,” while men’s are all like “smell like a hammer you idiot”

Abendrot · Jan 31, 2020

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way paved the way for so many of you ungrateful vultures.

Abendrot · Jan 31, 2020

hi i'm gay sigmund freud and i want to have gay sex with my gay mother

Abendrot · Jan 31, 2020

RPers who play Asian characters: "Arigatou," I whisper, avoiding eye contact through my bowlcut bangs. I stuff a shrimp dumpling in my mouth, careful not to spill soy sauce on my áo dài. I could never tell my oppa the truth: that I didnt want to be a doctor, I wanted to be a hentai artist

Abendrot · Jan 30, 2020

bbcoders stop putting walls of text in tiny scroll boxes challenge

so damn sick of having to scroll down six times to read ONE PARAGRAPH

Abendrot · Jan 30, 2020

bitches be like “my face is the front of shop”

yeah, walmart maybe

Abendrot · Jan 29, 2020

Name a show where the lead character is the worst character on the show I'll go first Sabrina Spellman

Abendrot · Jan 28, 2020

I have some questions about the metaphysics of the Cars universe

Abendrot · Jan 28, 2020

government: pls pay taxes

me: ok how much

government: guess

Abendrot · Jan 28, 2020

When the world ends, will you ally yourself with the starbucks employees or the cops

Abendrot · Jan 28, 2020

Y’all weak mfs who have only ever used google docs acting like you know anything about typography “Times New Roman is the best font” do y’all even know about the history of tnr??? If you were really woke you would use fonts developed recently by woc

Abendrot · Jan 27, 2020

shaking trees in animal crossing just to feel something

Abendrot · Jan 27, 2020

I have only respect for those who wear ahegao clothes in public. They have nothing to lose.

Abendrot · Jan 27, 2020

simon says stream lana del rey right fucking now

Abendrot · Jan 26, 2020

bruh what the fuck is happening

Abendrot · Jan 26, 2020

some of yall said darling in the franxx was anime of the year i aint forget

Abendrot · Jan 26, 2020

do you like my baja blast scented candle

Abendrot · Jan 25, 2020

i would let hatsune miku give me aids

Abendrot · Jan 25, 2020

what if we boiled the kool-aid man

Abendrot · Jan 25, 2020

“why is no one talking about this???”

[misinformation]

Abendrot · Jan 25, 2020

Toss a

to your witcher

Abendrot · Jan 23, 2020

i decided to become a linkedin influencer and now i have more than 10,000 jobs

Abendrot · Jan 23, 2020

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YUMMY JUSTIN BIEBER ANNO MMXX

Abendrot · Jan 23, 2020

In Vietnam, the first person who enters your home in the new year sets the tone for the entire year, so growing up on new years morning, my family would make me walk out of the house and then walk back inside because my vibes were exquisite.