fellow gays, why are ya'll coming out of the closet? They have lions and turkish delight in here.
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“it’s friday the 13th ur gonna have bad luck” psh i have bad luck everyday lmao
Hi, I'm Arwen Undomiel, and these are my grandpas, That Weirdly Bright Star Over There, Galadriel's Trophy Husband, and the forbidden third grandpa, Sad Beach Cryptid.
sprinklers at 6 am:
bts stans:
both: sksksksksksksksksksksksksksk
licking the flavor off all my switch cartridges like doritos
UWU
UWU
That's the sound of the POWICE
bromeo, can I hit your juuliet
2000s Europop was the peak of human achievement
2019 is 69% complete
Church is gay. Don't believe me? Well, listen up. Ever thought about the fact that if you go to church and eat the bread, then you are eating the body of another man? Seems pretty gay to me. But you may still not be convinced. This will point WILL convince you. Priests are called "fathers" by Christians. Another word for father is dad. What's another word for dad? You guessed it, daddy. So you're telling me that calling a man who is not even remotely related to you "daddy" isn't gay? Maybe you still don't believe me. Ok, have your opinion, but just know that your opinion is wrong.
and I oopsie daisie
endermen? more like enderme. im done with being human i just wanna live among the cubes and vvoop: wouldst thou like to live deliciously
William Eyelash: salt and sugar look just the same
14 year old girls: Oh MY GAwd THaT IS So DEep
booty shorts that say "Don't you swear at me you little shit! You don’t EVER raise your voice at me! I am your Mother, you understand? All I DO is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking face on your face! So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed. Well, now your sister is dead! And I know you miss her and I know it was an accident and I know you're in pain - and I wish I could take it all away! I wish I could shield you from the knowledge that you did what you did - but your sister is dead. She is gone forever!" on the ass
Hogwarts profs: Alright, so we all know there are four types of kids: brave, smart, evil, and miscellaneous.
I now pronounce you top and bottom
Miranda Cosgrove will rise again
Do kids irl really not like broccoli? It's such a common trope on TV for kids to hate it, but I fucking loved broccoli and Brussels sprouts and other vegetables as a kid.
As you further navigate the dungeons, a sexually repressed anthropomorphic spider approaches you.
/\/\(o8OwO8o)/\/\
"Hewwo stwanger, would you wike to take a widdle west in my cave? You wiww find the webs to be vewwy comfortabwe."
Do you:
1.Accept the spider's invitation.
2.Politely decline the invitation
3.Engage the spider in combat
4.Attempt to trade
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good afternoon rpn, let's be mindful and considerate during this holy birth week of hatsune miku
due to personal reasons, i am destroying the human race.
As they say in France, merci goku
David Koch went out for a late-night swim and got picked up by a giant octopus and tossed back onto the shore where he exploded like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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