broooo im thinking. what if i just dont sleep
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bitch shut the fuck up this is the part where itachi tells sasuke the truth about the konoha leaf village and the events that transpired years ago leading to the massacre of the uchiha clan
3000 AD
Naruto is dead. Zoruto, son of Poruto, who was the son of Coruto, the son of Goruto, who was the son of Boruto, who was the son of Naruto, now has his own anime.
“Zoruto is gonna be better than Poruto,” Kishimoto assures, at the age of 1026
Bitch, if you can’t name at least 300 characters from Legend of the Galactic Heroes and all of their individual motivations and political standings, you don’t watch anime.
“It’s not good to eat past sunset”
me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon's: Your rules do not apply to me
Sometimes the single brain cell in my head hits the corner of my skull perfectly and it gives me a surge of serotonin I only get during near death experiences
I find that people who call themselves brutally honest are more interested in being brutal than being honest.
omg, it’s 8/20, people are going to be twice as high today
[to the time of uptown girl]
I’m that bitch
Catch me dying in a roadside ditch
me: goodnight moon
moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together
yo check this out *backflips into oncoming traffic*
I invented homosexuality
funeral director: the departed has requested this final song to be played in loving memory
jason derulo: jason derulo
The person above me eats their boogers.
i have information that will lead to the arrest of chuck e cheese
(open rp)
"Boy, it sure is a nice evening to sit down and enjoy this delicious dinner, don't you think so, Cookie Monster?"
the person above me is a thot
Hi everyone, please follow my other account,
The Dark Wizard
The person above me smells like dog poop
this account is now managed by the swarm of locusts in vegas
girls born after 1937 don't know how to cook, all they know is doo wop, talk on rotary phone, fuck the milkman, vacuum barred out and lie
polithiccs
french person 1: 80
french person 2: blaze it lmao
Roses are red
Water is vital
A Bethesda.net account is required to play this title
yo owo
tu owás
él/ella/usted owa
nosotros/nosotras owamos
vosotros/vosotras owáis
ellos/ellas/ustedes owan -
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