you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Mysha]

And then you BIT THE PAWS OFF! That was overkill! Unacceptable!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You assumed I bit his paws off when he has the strength of a super human

( I’m having too much fun I.. can’t stop laughing help I can’t breathe XD)

 

[Mysha]

He claimed you bit them off and I believe him! He’s family! They just grew back is all, that happens
(We have a whole soap storyline going, I love it! )

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I’m breaking up he didn’t say that he told me there’s trouble if I keep bothering you!!

( I never thought it would go this way love it too ))

 

[Mysha]

He told me you were seeing a gerbil! A GERBIL!

 

[DragonSlayer57]

I hunt mice, this could never have worked out.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Your name is Kaiju cat, and you weren’t that really big. You catfished me!!!

( xD)

Ha! You lied about being a dragon slayer you’re just a dragon you cat fished me too.

 

[DragonSlayer57]

This relationship was built on lies

 

[Mysha]

I thought those flames were just decorative. Turns out they were NOT.

 

[DragonSlayer57]

I need someone who can love me, even when they don’t see my face.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I need someone who can love me, even when they don’t see my face.

I want an actual dragon slayer

 

[DragonSlayer57]

Your always saying i can’t do what i do, just because of my race.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Your always saying i can’t do what i do, just because of my race.

You can’t steal a dragon heart

 

[DragonSlayer57]

You want me to do things that just go against my code.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You want me to do things that just go against my code.

You should be the king of dragons

 

[DragonSlayer57]

You should be the king of dragons

My race does not define who i am, or what i should do. Sometimes you come home wasted. I’ve told you to lay off the catnip, it’s bad for you!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

My race does not define who i am, or what i should do. Sometimes you come home wasted. I’ve told you to lay off the catnip, it’s bad for you!

(( XD))

B.. b..but catnip is good.. you always come home with a burned sheep how the heck is that edible?

 

[DragonSlayer57]

Killing sheep is much more different than killing Orcs. You should be hunting, but instead I’m always coming back from work to fleas in my bed that I know aren’t from you, and extra cash in our account.

 

[Redfloofy]

Listen, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but, this relationship just isn't gonna work out. Because you keep stealing all my sheep and taking them who knows where! Seems like every day there's of them missing!
(Saw this and thought I'd get in on the drama lol)

 

[DragonSlayer57]

Orc meat isn’t exactly edible you know. I found out you sell catnip and i couldn’t bring myself to tell the police so i just left, too many bad memories with it. Swear I’ve smelt that strain somewhere though, can’t put my finger where.

(Join the story! Truths will be uncovered. Lies will be told. Dramaaaa!)

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Orc meat isn’t exactly edible you know. I found out you sell catnip and i couldn’t bring myself to tell the police so i just left, too many bad memories with it. Swear I’ve smelt that strain somewhere though, can’t put my finger where.

You say you don’t know but really you are the seller

 

[Redfloofy]

Orc meat isn’t exactly edible you know. I found out you sell catnip and i couldn’t bring myself to tell the police so i just left, too many bad memories with it. Swear I’ve smelt that strain somewhere though, can’t put my finger where.

Well since you've been stealing my sheep I had to make a living somehow! Besides what's wrong with catnip?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Well since you've been stealing my sheep I had to make a living somehow! Besides what's wrong with catnip?

There’s only one room for a cat eating the nip so you have to go bye

 

[DragonSlayer57]

My ex was jealous of you and I didn’t know what to do…

 

[Kaiju Cat]

My ex was jealous of you and I didn’t know what to do…

Your human ex was jealous of a cat doesn’t make sense