you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[-Random_Person-]

Because you're so adorable everyone gets your attention, and I was jealous >:[

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You are so random it’s funny yet it makes you enigmatic. So bye

 

[Mysha]

Our children would be so confused

 

[Kaiju Cat]

It will be an abomination

 

[GuyWithLaptop]

I cheated you with my laptop

 

[Mysha]

I cheated on YOU with the cat

 

[Kaiju Cat]

((XD I wake up to this you’re killing me the drama!))

I cheated on you with a rat and not just any rat!! It’s Remy!! He tempted me with homemade cat food

 

[Coca-Cola]

you licked my spoons

 

[Kaiju Cat]

you licked my spoons

Bruh, you drank my coke my last one so bye bye

 

[Monarch]

Because I like cats but don't love cats.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Because I like cats but don't love cats.

You have your back to me cause you believe you’re a king when your a phony king.

 

[Mysha]

I have enough fur without being covered in yours

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Your cousin thought I was Tom..

 

[Hobo Heart]

I didn't break up, I just gave more spoons instead

 

[Kaiju Cat]

No money, no food, we lived the life of a hobo begging for scraps. So I said no way, bye

 

[CHUUYAS_HAT]

Because I found someone better; Chuuya

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Because I found someone better; Chuuya

(( can’t argue irl he’s best baby))

You choose a small bean over me

 

[CHUUYAS_HAT]

I saw you eating your cats food

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Lies! I saw you eating his food

 

[CHUUYAS_HAT]

Shit, I have my own cat, why would I eat his? (ur cat's)

The furry owner #1 accused me! So We broke up

 

[Idea]

We got along like cats and dogs and person.

 

[Mysha]

So many arms you have. yet none of them hold me anymore.

 

[CHUUYAS_HAT]

Poetic-ness always made me teary. I was one never to cry

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Your cousin won’t stop beating up my cat brothers and me.

 

[Mysha]

You and all your cat brothers can't even hold your own against a mouse! What a turn-off!