you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Mysha]

I realized those devil horns weren’t just for show!

 

[-Random_Person-]

You steal all the cheese for yourself and don't share! >:[

 

[DragonSlayer57]

I just feel like you’re too much of a darling, i need someone who’s tough.

 

[Mirai-chan]

Nah, ur too violent

 

[Mysha]

I thought your headwings were an owl and freaked

 

[Coca-Cola]

You're a mouse...I'm a human

 

[Mysha]

I found out you feel that way

 

[DragonSlayer57]

I don't wanna hurt you

 

[chaotic cat cutie]

I know you don't want to hurt me so I'll just break your heart first

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You didn’t join on world domination

 

[Mysha]

I saw the recipe book

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You tried stealing the krabby patty formula so buh bye

 

[Mysha]

I did indeed, but YOU stole Fizzy Lifting Drink!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I did indeed, but YOU stole Fizzy Lifting Drink!

It was yummy hehe you tried imitating Remy it’s not a form of flattery you’re better than him so bye

 

[Mysha]

Your fur got in the soup I was making while trying to imitate Remy

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Your fur got in the soup I was making while trying to imitate Remy

you changed the recipe so bye

 

[Mysha]

You wouldn't even try it, so bye!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You wouldn't even try it, so bye!

You haven’t offered so peace out

 

[DragonSlayer57]

You use a spoon instead of a sword

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You lied to me saying you are a dragon slayer when you’re in fact a dragon.

 

[DragonSlayer57]

You never give me enough time to explain and always question my career

 

[Mysha]

I thought you could protect me from cats, but you just argue with them online!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I thought you could protect me from cats, but you just argue with them online!

( I laughed like I’m laughing so hard XD)

You sicced your overly powerful mouse cousin on me

 

[Mysha]

I asked you to shower for our dates and you just licked yourself!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I asked you to shower for our dates and you just licked yourself!

You let your mouse cousin make me kiss his nasty ass paws