you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Ezina-Kusu]

for enslaving the Saiyans. that's just not cool

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For telling Optimus Prime he needed a good waxing.

 

[Mirai-chan]

For Being too good for youself, Thor

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For constantly changing their avatar. Do I even know you anymore???

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

So damn clingy OMFG!

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For not appreciating my greatness.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

for thinking he's so good-looking just because he's gorgeous

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For making me laugh when I'm trying to sit here and look stoic and brooding.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

because we were at a restaurant and he burst into tears. I asked what the problem was and he said they don't have any vegan options. There are plenty of vegetarian options that allow for you to substitute for vegan cheese etc, so I suggested that, but now he's full on ugly crying. I asked if he had another place in mind and he immediately cheered up. We go to that restaurant and he ordered ribs.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Breaking up because they refused to accept my point of view about the proper storage of foot-long Hoagies

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

whines like a puppy when making out

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Breaking up because they keep biting my neck like a vampire.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For being a wuss about foreplay

 

[Mirai-chan]

For being an elf

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

oof for being speciesist . Nasty piece of work

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For having a ramen fetish in the bedroom.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

for indulging my fetish even though he knows how bad it is for us both . Can't have an enabler around

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For being smarter than me in every situation, except the time when I entered a fart sniffing contest. Oh, wait.....

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

for squatting in my cheese closets for weeks on end and never paying rent

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For inhaling scones and choking on them and causing a delay in our sightseeing trip.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

for NEVER taking me to a hospital when I was in my barrow coma

 

[Simon_Hawk]

I was taking you to a hospital, hence the wheelbarrow! We just never made it there, hence the breaking up!

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Breaking up due to my death in a wheelbarrow

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Breaking up because you started to get rotten and we had to bury you to get rid of the smell.

 

[Walliver]

Breaking up with you because you don’t support my love of Power Rangers