you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Takutokun]

Slammed the door in their face after kicking them out for not realizing the delectable all-in-one package that is a taco should be cherished.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For being so yummy

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For eating the taco

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not eating tacos with me

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For not leaving any tacos for me to eat

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For assuming I didn’t leave you some.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For not making it obvious enough that they did

 

[HoneyBee123]

For Having a name like gato

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For somehow mixing me up with gato, they're a cat FFS! I'm clearly a plant!

 

[z e r o]

for being a plant.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For being a zero

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not being cat nip

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For wanting to eat ME now

 

[Silly Little Guy]

For not wanting to be eaten

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For assuming I don't want that NOW. Timing is everything

 

[Silly Little Guy]

For being moody. What if i want to eat you now?

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

NEVER listens to me. It's like I'm screaming at a wall

 

[Silly Little Guy]

WHAT IF I AM A WALL? WHY DON’T YOU ACCEPT ME? UGH

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Thinks he's a wall... cos he didn't listen

 

[Silly Little Guy]

I WAnnA be a wALl

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

I don't wanna date a wall that's not actually a wall. Be real with me

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Their mom keeps wanting to go to Wal Mart with me.

 

[GamblingGoblins]

I realized I prefer bards over rangers.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

LMAO!

 

[Venchi1986]

I 'm not attracted to men