you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

for not having working eyes, my pfp clearly shows the desire being for the skull not the cake.
 
She got me a skull-shaped cake for my birthday.

I clearly requested a brain-shaped cake. A brain. You know, the organ inside the skull, not the skull itself. Unacceptable!
 
because what in the seven rings of Hell did they think was inside the skull shaped cake!? No logic this one.
 
There was too much blood in the cake. Not much too much, but enough to ruin it
 
Because they take me for some kind of freak. The cake was for the Wendigo in my basement. He's 3 today.
 
Because that candy was good and you wouldn't share so I had to steal it to get some
 
for avoiding the question when I asked if I could have some candy
 
For assuming I’m avoiding the question ofc you can have some
 
IM SORRY MY LOVE MY ADHD IS FRIGHTENINGLY HIGH WHEN I DO NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WOULD LOVE SOME CANDY Y-Y
 
For being from the Netherlands. How dare you live somewhere overall nicer than I do, that's also still part of the EU, rubbing in my face the idiocy of my birth country!
 

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