You are in court, and suing the user above you. Give me the stupidest reason why.

[junnn]

want to see my interest check!? :3

 

[Aratak1-1tt0_]

Sure, why not????

 

[ArchieTheFel]

I'm suing them because I'm bored and I just feel like doing it today.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I’m suing them for blinding me >://

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Sue them because they didn't explain whether or not me blinding them was a compliment or an insult, or I've actually accidentally blinded them in which case they have every right to sue me, and here's all my money.

 

[junnn]

I’m suing them because they are a bully

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Suing them for bullying me by calling me a bully

 

[Nokumi]

For not using logic

 

[junnn]

i won’t sue them because they’re my sibling!

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Suing them for not suing their sibling (I would 100% sue my own siblings)

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Suing myself because nobody has responded to the thread yet

 

[Nokumi]

Suing cuz your impatient and sued yourself only 3 minutes after your first sue

 

[Nokumi]

suing myself for breaking the game rule *faceplant*

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Suing you for faceplanting; don't slap yourself, your face deserves love!

 

[Nokumi]

Suing you for assuming I even love any part of myself. I hate my existence and my appearance and every tiny small molecule and Adam about myself

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Suing you for being too relatable. I sentence you to life (as much time as needed) in JAIL!!!! (therapy)

 

[Nokumi]

Suing you cuz life is a jail… it’s also miserable (haha no therapy for me just good ol misery)

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Suing you because, how come no therapy?

 

[Nokumi]

Suing you cuz my dead ass is broke and I got no job cuz I’m disabled and struggling just to get ssi so I can afford therapy when I can’t even afford clothes HAH *LAUGHS IN MISERY* ;-;

 

[Nokumi]

Also I’m living with my dad who struggles for us bless his heart

 

[BackSet]

Suing you because god ducking dammit I was saving that rum.

 

[Nokumi]

Suing you because you should expect Jack sparrows CAPTAIN JACK SPARROWS daughter to drink any and all rum she get get her hands on *points at self with both thumbs and a smirk*

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Suing you cuz my dead ass is broke and I got no job cuz I’m disabled and struggling just to get ssi so I can afford therapy when I can’t even afford clothes HAH *LAUGHS IN MISERY* ;-;

Does not sue you, instead takes you with me to sue America's stupid healthcare system that costs far too much.

 

[Nokumi]

Does not sue you, instead takes you with me to sue America's stupid healthcare system that costs far too much.

Doesnt sue you instead thanks you and sues america

 

[Seabiscuit]

Sued for looking at me weird.