You are in court, and suing the user above you. Give me the stupidest reason why.

[Gears]

You were saying?

 

[Nokumi]

Sued for being cool

 

[Idees]

The defendant drank all the rum on my ship the proceeded to drink all the rum in my factory. I am now devastated.

 

[Nokumi]

Suing for the false accusation that I could drink that much without getting alcohol poisoning and die from an overdose. Not to mention my organs cant hold that much fluid without drowning in it

 

[Son Nellie]

Sued because TMNT 2012 was awesome and I want it back!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing looking at me funny

 

[Son Nellie]

Suing because I can't meet the TMNT in real life and it's all your fault!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing I’m not sure how not meeting the tmnt crew is my fault and creating mass confusion.

 

[Son Nellie]

Sued because mass confusion is when you're confused about mass, stupid

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing you for calling me stupid >: /

 

[Son Nellie]

Suing you because it's fact

 

[Nokumi]

Suing you cuz that’s mean STAY AWAY FROM MY SIBLINGS

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

For eating my lunch

 

[Nokumi]

Suing you for assuming I was even hungry anough to eat your lunch because actually I starve myself until dinner time 100% always

 

[Son Nellie]

For making me sad

 

[Nokumi]

Suing you because I sowwy ;-;

 

[Son Nellie]

Suing because no your not

 

[Nokumi]

suing you cuz yes I am ;-; I don’t like making people sad

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

Suing you bc Jack Sparrow told me to

 

[Son Nellie]

Suing you because my foot is asleep

 

[Nokumi]

Suing you bc Jack Sparrow told me to

My own father would never

Suing you bc Jack Sparrow told me to

Suing you because my foot is asleep

suing you both for being associated

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing you all because it’s a the season for it.

 

[Son Nellie]

Suing you for your terrible attempt at impersonating Mario

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing you for thinking I’m a Nintendo Italian plumber and not a stand user. :3

 

[Nokumi]

Suing you for being annoyingly accurate on the interpretation of Mario which I refuse to believe that’s what he is!!