You are in court, and suing the user above you. Give me the stupidest reason why.

[seraphixxm_]

i AINT NO EMO CHILD

for being here

 

[Melody or Mark Inkwell]

FOR MAKING MY CHILD CRY

 

[seraphixxm_]

but i'm an angel-

 

[seraphixxm_]

MWAHAHA

 

[junnn]

For trying to eat candy

 

[teluhtubby]

lmao
for disliking my hat

 

[seraphixxm_]

for being in my way

 

[Melody or Mark Inkwell]

FOR STEALING MY GIRLFRIEND'S HEART!

 

[seraphixxm_]

ikr im too hot

 

[Melody or Mark Inkwell]

BAD TIMING *WHEEZE*

 

[seraphixxm_]

 

[Melody or Mark Inkwell]

YOU QUITE LITERALLY HAVE HER HEART IN YOUR HAND-

 

[Melody or Mark Inkwell]

THAT'S BOB'S JOB >:[

 

[seraphixxm_]

I'm too hot guys, date me

 

[Melody or Mark Inkwell]

NO- SHE'S DEAD-

 

[seraphixxm_]

exactly, she's with me

 

[Melody or Mark Inkwell]

NO- GRR! I SUE YOU FOR MURDERING MY GIRLFRIEND >:[

 

[seraphixxm_]

But I'm dead....or am I?

 

[Son Nellie]

For not watching Invader Zim

 

[Volkie]

Wearing purple on no purple day

 

[Son Nellie]

It's blue, you uncultured swine

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Withheld information from the state on the whereabouts of that sick ass hat and where I can buy one.

 

[Son Nellie]

Um... it was a gift

 

[junnn]

For wearing purple

 

[Peacemaker .45]

For saying they’re a bird but not

False advertising