Felix
Behind that Crazy Premise
Keya, Seth, Mac and Alex
Keya didn't notice Seth at all nearby, mostly focused on Alex and Mac in front of her while also looking around for any signs of any more people being with the two kids. She giggled at Alex's excitement and nodded, "You bet I'm cool!" She replied enthusiastically. She smirked back at Mac when she mentioned what she had said were mere excuses, it was evident these kids didn't know what a dwarf was so she didn't say anything. They were too funny to prove wrong unless she needed to anyways.
She honestly giggled at her 'intimidating' face, not really scared in the slightest as evident by the huge smile on her face. She stared in disbelief however when the conversation was taken away from herself and the others being 'the bad guys with the huge ship' and instead replaced with a discussion on food and somehow starving giving away their position. She didn't comment, at-least not verbally, she certainly did laugh a few times however.
The dwarf girl just grinned when she was threatened again and nodded, "Yes ma'am~" She told her in an obviously sarcastic tone. She sighed when she mentioned a hostage trade for someone, she honestly doubted the people she was with kidnapped their friend. Much less if they were a kid like they were. At Alex's question she nodded, "Sure thing." She said, then proceeded to crawl up onto his shoulder and sat down afterwards. "Where we headed?" She asked.
Alex climbed down the tres once Keya was all the way on. "We are going back home to get some food and plan, decide, debate our next move." he said with a softly watching his step as he made his way down the tree. It was quite the climb down but nothing the active boy couldn't manage. Soon enough he made it down and once he did he looked up at Mac who was already pretty far ahead of them. "Wait! Slow down! Give me a moment! Just a second please!" He shouted out but he didn't run after Mac as the other didn't seem to be in any sorto of rush.
Sighing lightly he looked over at Keya giving her another small smile. "I'm sorry if we seem really rude to you. We don't mean to be an I promise leader won't actually do anything mean to you or anything. We just want to make sure to get toad safe before we all get in huuuuge, enormous, a lot of trouble."
Mac who was ahead of the other held her head high acting very leaderly in her professional opinion as she walked on. As she walked she looked in the sky and was starting to come up with a super perfect plan that was just perfect for saving Teri...if something didn't happen first. Due to her attention being up rather than on the trail before her she failed miserably to notice a certain trap that was just perfectly in front of her. "Hmmm how to get Toad back from the enemy...while also making sure they never come back here again.." She mumbled just as her right foot stepped unknowingly into a trap laid out by a certain person.
The certain person in question had a hard time to keep himself hidden. It required all of his focus, which wasn’t much, not to jump from behind the tree and shout “HA! Gotcha!”. The fact that it was embarrassing thing to say without actually capturing anyone. Seth couldn’t wait to see their upside down surprised faces. He giggled in anticipation, two hands covering his mouth. He hoped these kids were not skilled hunters or they would definitely notice it.
Tsjak! Thankfully they were not even skilled enough to watch where they were going. The girl screamed as she was launched into the air and came to a halt dangling two meters from the ground. This was Seth’s moment to shine. He did his best evil highwayman imitation while he jumped from behind the tree. “HA! Gotch-” Tsjak! “AAAAAAAAHHH!” Seth was confused. Why had the whole world just turned upside down. Did the child have powers to do such things? He knew they were dangerous! Or had something else caused this peculiarity?
On the other hand, it felt like gravity hadn’t changed. Blood was rushing to his head. But if not gravity then what held him in this position? He looked at his feet. His legs were still widespread like he had when he jumped from behind the tree. Around each of his ankles there was a string of thread. Who had been so devious to lay a trap exactly where he would appear? Oh right, he did. As he watched the tip of his shirt untucked from his belt and fell over his face, making him unable to see his surroundings. “Keya, you out there?!” He shouted, not sure how far apart they were. “This is the part of the plan where you cut me down from here so we can trade your freedom for that of the young lady next to me, no haggling!”
"Eeeeeeeeek! Get me down! Get me down!" Mac screamed as she started to move as much as she could making it so she swung rather erratically back and forth, side to side angle to angle. As she struggled she kept her hands up on her clothing, after all she was wearing a skirt and the last thing she would want is for some pervert to see something they shouldn't.
Alex who was a few yards behind Mac looked at the scene in shock before flinching when another man appeared annnd...fell for the same trap?? Didn't he set the trap?? Why would he trigger his own trap??? Blinking numerous time Alex shook his head before going over Mac. "H-Hold on! I'll assist! Help! Try to get you out!" He called out before looking over at Keya. "Um...is he a friend of yours? I think he made a mistake...could you please help Mac down? Uh..I..I don't really have any way to do it...."
Keya nodded slowly at Alex's response, smiling at the thought of food. Her stomach growling to further signify her excitement causing her to giggle a bit. She clung lightly to the fabric of his shirt as he made his way down, not entirely liking the idea of falling off. And if she were honest if he fell she was jumping off, well...actually she might be nice and try to save him if need be but that was another story entirely. She only grinned as he pleaded for his companion to slow down, "Don't think that will happen." She commented before shrugging.
When he started apologizing to her about being rude and assuring her nothing bad would happen to her she smiled, "I know, you guys just got confused was all. It happens all the time to dwarves. Believe me, you don't know the half of it." She told him before sighing. If there was one thing she hated about what she was, it was how gullible she was. It never really failed no matter how much she said she was different from the rest, she wasn't really in the slightest. "I'll be sure to tell everyone I went along with you willingly too, don't worry." She added.
Of course it turned out she was wrong about Mac slowing down, at-least to a degree. Or rather, Mac was stopped and flicked into the air by what looked to be a hunter trap. Though it was rather quickly revealed to be her crewmate Seth...who...quickly got himself in his own trap. She face-palmed and groaned, leave it to Seth. Of course, just watching him dangle back and forth yelling for help and speaking of trading her for Mac got her laughing.
Honestly though she was laughing at the both of them, mostly Mac considering how desperately she was trying to keep herself covered. Honestly if it was Keya she would of long let go of the skirt and tried to free herself. Then again this was Keya, where most things didn't entirely matter to her. At Alex's question Keya slowly nodded, "Yup that's my crewmate Seth." She told him. "He...isn't...the smartest person." She explained, trying to put it delicately.
Nevertheless the dwarf girl nodded at his request and leapt from his shoulder to the rope in question, chopping it through in one swift motion with her axe and doing the same with the rope holding Seth up, leading each individual ropes' cargo to hit the ground with a thud. Still clinging to the rope she looked down at Seth, "Seth it's okay, I went with them myself. They aren't bad people really, they just got confused." She assured him. She then looked between Alex and Mac, "I think it's best you guys explain, and don't worry about Seth, he's a big old teddy." She told them. Well...if teddy's were half psychotic.
Mac let out a loud shriek as she came crashing to the ground. She didn't get injured but none the less she didn't like the rough landing. "Ow! Who leaves traps like that just laying around!?" she shouted as she stood and dusted herself off.
"That would be me!" Seth also got up, but didn't mind the dirt that was smeared on his face. Confused children, eh? That was exactly up Seth's street. "Sétanta Igramo'El, professional booby trapper, slayer of bell towers and jada, jada, jada. Can't say I'm that pleased to meet you, but if Keya thinks you're cool then so do I."
Alex who by now had made it to Mac's side smiled brightly glad to see that his friend was down. Looking over at the newcomer he gave a one over before smiling at him as well. "You dont' look like much a teddy, but if she says so I guess you are okay."
"If you want to meet a teddy, you should meet Panda-sensei. He looks tough, but he is actually soft to the core. I am too crazy to be a teddy bear. If I were a children’s toy I would probably be more like a very hyper spinning top with flashy colors and stuff."
Mac looked at Alex and glared at him. "He's still the enemy you can't tell him anything got it?"
"But...she said he was okay, fine, not a problem...."
"So? She's the hostage! You can't trust her!"
"Indeed, are you sure you want to trust her? She already lied about me being a teddy. I mean ... obviously I am much more badass. You should trust me instead." Seth felt completely ignored.
"She helped you, and she said she’s here because she wants to be."
"hmm she did help....... Fine! You can tell him a little bit about our mission."
"Um okay, I don't know what a little bit is though."
"Still here, for if you wish to ignore me some more."
"Oh...um.... Like two sentences no more. That should be enough!"
"Shouldn't you explain it then...I might not say enough or I might say too much."
"Shhh as your leader I know you got this."
"Um...Okay." Alex now looking at Seth as he fumbled with his hands. "Leader, toad and I thought your guys were the bad guys. So we fired at your ship and took your friend, though Keya seems really nice so I don't think you are the bad guys anymore...or I hope you aren't."
Mac gave a nod of approval of what Alex had said before she turned her head away from the group. "There you go a quick summary. Now! If you'll excuse us we need to take the hostage back to HQ."
"Quick summary?!" Seth shouted in an overly exaggerated annoyed voice. "Those were the longest to sentences I ever heard. Honestly, you lost me at bad guys. Young lady, maybe you, as Leader, should entrust the summary thing to someone less boring. When we get to HQ you should let me do the talking. I was a lawyer once, you know? I might even be able to get more out of it than your crewmate. If we play their buttons exactly right that is." He was not sure whether they pretended not to hear them or if he suddenly had become mute. Or psychic and sending at a different frequency. That would be cool. Or... His thoughts were already lost as he waited for a reply.
Mac looked back at Seth ignoring the part about the boring summary. "Our lawyer.....but aren't you part of their crew??"
"Did you just assume my loyalty?! Justice knows no labels, apart from right and wrong of course. Do you need my help or not? If you do, you have to trust me in this. Are we in this together or not? You've got to tell me right now!"
Mac blinked numerous times all in confusion as she listened to the other. She glanced at Alex for a moment who shrugged in response before looking back at Seth. Placing a hand on her chin she closed her eyes and thought about it. "......... Okay! Fine! We can be in this together! But I'm still the leader in all of this!"
Keya only grinned at the mild amount of chaos that happened after she cut the both of them down. As she said she stayed silent aside from giggling here and there while Seth and the others conversed about the current situation. She found Seth's analogy about what he was fairly amusing, though she had simply meant he was kind was all. What confused her was when Seth started babbling about being a lawyer and defending them against the crew. She sighed and swung off the rope onto her new 'leaders' shoulder. "This can only end badly.." She said, mostly to herself.
"Alright then, c'mon. Seth isn't going to rip off the crew just standing around." She said with an amused smile.
Mac gave a proud nod of agreement. "Fine, this to HQ." She said with a grin as she lead the way out of the forest and back to the village, with Alex following quietly behind.
collabed with: @Mitchs98 and @Peaceswore
Keya didn't notice Seth at all nearby, mostly focused on Alex and Mac in front of her while also looking around for any signs of any more people being with the two kids. She giggled at Alex's excitement and nodded, "You bet I'm cool!" She replied enthusiastically. She smirked back at Mac when she mentioned what she had said were mere excuses, it was evident these kids didn't know what a dwarf was so she didn't say anything. They were too funny to prove wrong unless she needed to anyways.
She honestly giggled at her 'intimidating' face, not really scared in the slightest as evident by the huge smile on her face. She stared in disbelief however when the conversation was taken away from herself and the others being 'the bad guys with the huge ship' and instead replaced with a discussion on food and somehow starving giving away their position. She didn't comment, at-least not verbally, she certainly did laugh a few times however.
The dwarf girl just grinned when she was threatened again and nodded, "Yes ma'am~" She told her in an obviously sarcastic tone. She sighed when she mentioned a hostage trade for someone, she honestly doubted the people she was with kidnapped their friend. Much less if they were a kid like they were. At Alex's question she nodded, "Sure thing." She said, then proceeded to crawl up onto his shoulder and sat down afterwards. "Where we headed?" She asked.
Alex climbed down the tres once Keya was all the way on. "We are going back home to get some food and plan, decide, debate our next move." he said with a softly watching his step as he made his way down the tree. It was quite the climb down but nothing the active boy couldn't manage. Soon enough he made it down and once he did he looked up at Mac who was already pretty far ahead of them. "Wait! Slow down! Give me a moment! Just a second please!" He shouted out but he didn't run after Mac as the other didn't seem to be in any sorto of rush.
Sighing lightly he looked over at Keya giving her another small smile. "I'm sorry if we seem really rude to you. We don't mean to be an I promise leader won't actually do anything mean to you or anything. We just want to make sure to get toad safe before we all get in huuuuge, enormous, a lot of trouble."
Mac who was ahead of the other held her head high acting very leaderly in her professional opinion as she walked on. As she walked she looked in the sky and was starting to come up with a super perfect plan that was just perfect for saving Teri...if something didn't happen first. Due to her attention being up rather than on the trail before her she failed miserably to notice a certain trap that was just perfectly in front of her. "Hmmm how to get Toad back from the enemy...while also making sure they never come back here again.." She mumbled just as her right foot stepped unknowingly into a trap laid out by a certain person.
The certain person in question had a hard time to keep himself hidden. It required all of his focus, which wasn’t much, not to jump from behind the tree and shout “HA! Gotcha!”. The fact that it was embarrassing thing to say without actually capturing anyone. Seth couldn’t wait to see their upside down surprised faces. He giggled in anticipation, two hands covering his mouth. He hoped these kids were not skilled hunters or they would definitely notice it.
Tsjak! Thankfully they were not even skilled enough to watch where they were going. The girl screamed as she was launched into the air and came to a halt dangling two meters from the ground. This was Seth’s moment to shine. He did his best evil highwayman imitation while he jumped from behind the tree. “HA! Gotch-” Tsjak! “AAAAAAAAHHH!” Seth was confused. Why had the whole world just turned upside down. Did the child have powers to do such things? He knew they were dangerous! Or had something else caused this peculiarity?
On the other hand, it felt like gravity hadn’t changed. Blood was rushing to his head. But if not gravity then what held him in this position? He looked at his feet. His legs were still widespread like he had when he jumped from behind the tree. Around each of his ankles there was a string of thread. Who had been so devious to lay a trap exactly where he would appear? Oh right, he did. As he watched the tip of his shirt untucked from his belt and fell over his face, making him unable to see his surroundings. “Keya, you out there?!” He shouted, not sure how far apart they were. “This is the part of the plan where you cut me down from here so we can trade your freedom for that of the young lady next to me, no haggling!”
"Eeeeeeeeek! Get me down! Get me down!" Mac screamed as she started to move as much as she could making it so she swung rather erratically back and forth, side to side angle to angle. As she struggled she kept her hands up on her clothing, after all she was wearing a skirt and the last thing she would want is for some pervert to see something they shouldn't.
Alex who was a few yards behind Mac looked at the scene in shock before flinching when another man appeared annnd...fell for the same trap?? Didn't he set the trap?? Why would he trigger his own trap??? Blinking numerous time Alex shook his head before going over Mac. "H-Hold on! I'll assist! Help! Try to get you out!" He called out before looking over at Keya. "Um...is he a friend of yours? I think he made a mistake...could you please help Mac down? Uh..I..I don't really have any way to do it...."
Keya nodded slowly at Alex's response, smiling at the thought of food. Her stomach growling to further signify her excitement causing her to giggle a bit. She clung lightly to the fabric of his shirt as he made his way down, not entirely liking the idea of falling off. And if she were honest if he fell she was jumping off, well...actually she might be nice and try to save him if need be but that was another story entirely. She only grinned as he pleaded for his companion to slow down, "Don't think that will happen." She commented before shrugging.
When he started apologizing to her about being rude and assuring her nothing bad would happen to her she smiled, "I know, you guys just got confused was all. It happens all the time to dwarves. Believe me, you don't know the half of it." She told him before sighing. If there was one thing she hated about what she was, it was how gullible she was. It never really failed no matter how much she said she was different from the rest, she wasn't really in the slightest. "I'll be sure to tell everyone I went along with you willingly too, don't worry." She added.
Of course it turned out she was wrong about Mac slowing down, at-least to a degree. Or rather, Mac was stopped and flicked into the air by what looked to be a hunter trap. Though it was rather quickly revealed to be her crewmate Seth...who...quickly got himself in his own trap. She face-palmed and groaned, leave it to Seth. Of course, just watching him dangle back and forth yelling for help and speaking of trading her for Mac got her laughing.
Honestly though she was laughing at the both of them, mostly Mac considering how desperately she was trying to keep herself covered. Honestly if it was Keya she would of long let go of the skirt and tried to free herself. Then again this was Keya, where most things didn't entirely matter to her. At Alex's question Keya slowly nodded, "Yup that's my crewmate Seth." She told him. "He...isn't...the smartest person." She explained, trying to put it delicately.
Nevertheless the dwarf girl nodded at his request and leapt from his shoulder to the rope in question, chopping it through in one swift motion with her axe and doing the same with the rope holding Seth up, leading each individual ropes' cargo to hit the ground with a thud. Still clinging to the rope she looked down at Seth, "Seth it's okay, I went with them myself. They aren't bad people really, they just got confused." She assured him. She then looked between Alex and Mac, "I think it's best you guys explain, and don't worry about Seth, he's a big old teddy." She told them. Well...if teddy's were half psychotic.
Mac let out a loud shriek as she came crashing to the ground. She didn't get injured but none the less she didn't like the rough landing. "Ow! Who leaves traps like that just laying around!?" she shouted as she stood and dusted herself off.
"That would be me!" Seth also got up, but didn't mind the dirt that was smeared on his face. Confused children, eh? That was exactly up Seth's street. "Sétanta Igramo'El, professional booby trapper, slayer of bell towers and jada, jada, jada. Can't say I'm that pleased to meet you, but if Keya thinks you're cool then so do I."
Alex who by now had made it to Mac's side smiled brightly glad to see that his friend was down. Looking over at the newcomer he gave a one over before smiling at him as well. "You dont' look like much a teddy, but if she says so I guess you are okay."
"If you want to meet a teddy, you should meet Panda-sensei. He looks tough, but he is actually soft to the core. I am too crazy to be a teddy bear. If I were a children’s toy I would probably be more like a very hyper spinning top with flashy colors and stuff."
Mac looked at Alex and glared at him. "He's still the enemy you can't tell him anything got it?"
"But...she said he was okay, fine, not a problem...."
"So? She's the hostage! You can't trust her!"
"Indeed, are you sure you want to trust her? She already lied about me being a teddy. I mean ... obviously I am much more badass. You should trust me instead." Seth felt completely ignored.
"She helped you, and she said she’s here because she wants to be."
"hmm she did help....... Fine! You can tell him a little bit about our mission."
"Um okay, I don't know what a little bit is though."
"Still here, for if you wish to ignore me some more."
"Oh...um.... Like two sentences no more. That should be enough!"
"Shouldn't you explain it then...I might not say enough or I might say too much."
"Shhh as your leader I know you got this."
"Um...Okay." Alex now looking at Seth as he fumbled with his hands. "Leader, toad and I thought your guys were the bad guys. So we fired at your ship and took your friend, though Keya seems really nice so I don't think you are the bad guys anymore...or I hope you aren't."
Mac gave a nod of approval of what Alex had said before she turned her head away from the group. "There you go a quick summary. Now! If you'll excuse us we need to take the hostage back to HQ."
"Quick summary?!" Seth shouted in an overly exaggerated annoyed voice. "Those were the longest to sentences I ever heard. Honestly, you lost me at bad guys. Young lady, maybe you, as Leader, should entrust the summary thing to someone less boring. When we get to HQ you should let me do the talking. I was a lawyer once, you know? I might even be able to get more out of it than your crewmate. If we play their buttons exactly right that is." He was not sure whether they pretended not to hear them or if he suddenly had become mute. Or psychic and sending at a different frequency. That would be cool. Or... His thoughts were already lost as he waited for a reply.
Mac looked back at Seth ignoring the part about the boring summary. "Our lawyer.....but aren't you part of their crew??"
"Did you just assume my loyalty?! Justice knows no labels, apart from right and wrong of course. Do you need my help or not? If you do, you have to trust me in this. Are we in this together or not? You've got to tell me right now!"
Mac blinked numerous times all in confusion as she listened to the other. She glanced at Alex for a moment who shrugged in response before looking back at Seth. Placing a hand on her chin she closed her eyes and thought about it. "......... Okay! Fine! We can be in this together! But I'm still the leader in all of this!"
Keya only grinned at the mild amount of chaos that happened after she cut the both of them down. As she said she stayed silent aside from giggling here and there while Seth and the others conversed about the current situation. She found Seth's analogy about what he was fairly amusing, though she had simply meant he was kind was all. What confused her was when Seth started babbling about being a lawyer and defending them against the crew. She sighed and swung off the rope onto her new 'leaders' shoulder. "This can only end badly.." She said, mostly to herself.
"Alright then, c'mon. Seth isn't going to rip off the crew just standing around." She said with an amused smile.
Mac gave a proud nod of agreement. "Fine, this to HQ." She said with a grin as she lead the way out of the forest and back to the village, with Alex following quietly behind.
collabed with: @Mitchs98 and @Peaceswore
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