Fantasy Welcome to the Pantheon (Reboot - Always Accepting!)

[xpstitch]

A stupid prayer accidentally shows up to him.


"Lord, I am in love with my servant. I tried to make her love me, but the savage won't put out. Please make her fall in love with me. I love her. Can I also get a 4th tin of caviar please? This economy is hateful to us poor and downtrod."

 

[FrostXShadow]

Lyker started laughing when he heard the word orgies "oh my you really are the life of the party" he said with a sarcastic tone and he continued to laugh running a hand through his hair and sighing


@Safety Hammer

 

[A L M O S]

A stupid prayer accidentally shows up to him.
"Lord, I am in love with my servant. I tried to make her love me, but the savage won't put out. Please make her fall in love with me. I love her. Can I also get a 4th tin of caviar please? This economy is hateful to us poor and downtrod."

(Hitch has access the world's arsenal of Nukes... can he send a few please???)

 

[FrostXShadow]

A stupid prayer accidentally shows up to him.
"Lord, I am in love with my servant. I tried to make her love me, but the savage won't put out. Please make her fall in love with me. I love her. Can I also get a 4th tin of caviar please? This economy is hateful to us poor and downtrod."

(( can i zap him with lightning or send a wild pack of wolves to maul him??))

 

[xpstitch]

(( can i zap him with lightning or send a wild pack of wolves to maul him??))

(That's my job. I'm the god that is responsible for freeing that servant and giving the spoiled brat what he deserves)

 

[FrostXShadow]

(That's my job. I'm the god that is responsible for freeing that servant and giving the spoiled brat what he deserves)

((MAUL HIM WITH A WILD PACK OF WOLVES ))

 

[Firebear]

A stupid prayer accidentally shows up to him.
"Lord, I am in love with my servant. I tried to make her love me, but the savage won't put out. Please make her fall in love with me. I love her. Can I also get a 4th tin of caviar please? This economy is hateful to us poor and downtrod."

(I can make his own home crush him and burn the remains. Let's maul him with his own riches!)

 

[xpstitch]

After hearing this guy's prayer Liberty begins to fume with anger. The economy hard on YOU?! Being a god, it seems strange to pray for patience, but he did anyways. "Lord please give me patience. Cuz if you give me STRENGTH I might just beat this bich to death". Imagine THIS music and meme symbolizing his anger rising.


[media]



[/media]<p><a href="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2016_08/images-1.jpg.197843af28d15b982b82b79aa2eb5069.jpg" class="ipsAttachLink ipsAttachLink_image"><img data-fileid="148804" src="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2016_08/images-1.jpg.197843af28d15b982b82b79aa2eb5069.jpg" class="ipsImage ipsImage_thumbnailed" alt=""></a></p>

 

[FrostXShadow]

After hearing this guy's prayer Liberty begins to fume with anger. The economy hard on YOU?! Being a god, it seems strange to pray for patience, but he did anyways. "Lord please give me patience. Cuz if you give me STRENGTH I might just beat this bich to death". Imagine THIS music and meme symbolizing his anger rising.
[media]



[/media]

((im done.... you used a Medea quote oml))

 

[Safety Hammer]

Lyker started laughing when he heard the word orgies "oh my you really are the life of the party" he said with a sarcastic tone and he continued to laugh running a hand through his hair and sighing
@Safety Hammer

"I agree. When are you thinking about leaving?"

 

[FrostXShadow]

"Leaving?" he had a curious look on his face "who said i was leaving" he raised a eyebrow and smirked


@Safety Hammer

 

[xpstitch]

Liberty called upon the residual powers that other gods left behind. He borrowed their powers and the wind picked up around the man's masion. His many diamond studded dogs barked like crazy. The floor slowly but surely began to shake. A 2.0 at first.


3.0.


4,5,6.


The had man a strong house no doubt. But not nearly as strong as the force of my will. The man tried to flee the house but his passage was blocked by a big falling object. The slavelady managed to escape with Liberty's help. He was trapped!


A 14.0 earthquake that somehow only damage HIS house. The lady never returns to servitude. As the house shakes violently and the man braces himself, the misty image of Liberty appears before him.


"You have the nerve to beat that poor lady and then ask me for help. You may have been that woman's owner, she may have been slave to your will. But now you will deal with the likes of ME oh savage oppressor! Your house is strong, but not stronger than the strength of my will. Now yo shall now contend with my will, evildoer"


The man holds on for dear life as his riches crumble to uselessness all around him. He cowers back in fear of the scary tribal man in front of him.


"What do you want from me?! Leave me alone! I can pay you! I'll pay you anything Mr. Tribal Witchdoctor sir! Just help me get out of here!"


"I have no want for your riches greedy man. I will not help you leave this place. I will leave you here. I do not come for your money, I'm here to claim ya SOUL mistah!"


Liberty stalks forward like a feral animal in full regalia. Green mist and fire all about. The man tries to scuttle back but there's no escape. A bonechilling scream fills the night....<p><a href="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2016_08/deiv_diablo3_witch_doctor.jpg.baa5f5c3b2e5d7daefc8cac5c25d053b.jpg" class="ipsAttachLink ipsAttachLink_image"><img data-fileid="148810" src="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2016_08/deiv_diablo3_witch_doctor.jpg.baa5f5c3b2e5d7daefc8cac5c25d053b.jpg" class="ipsImage ipsImage_thumbnailed" alt=""></a></p>

 

[Safety Hammer]

"Leaving?" he had a curious look on his face "who said i was leaving" he raised a eyebrow and smirked
@Safety Hammer

"Are you expecting sex, sir?"

 

[FrostXShadow]

"not really, just strong alcohol you seem to only have the type to actually get me buzzed" he said with a sigh as he readjusted his belt "a few more drinks should do the trick before i leave" he shrugged and held his cup out.


@Safety Hammer

 

[Safety Hammer]

"not really, just strong alcohol you seem to only have the type to actually get me buzzed" he said with a sigh as he readjusted his belt "a few more drinks should do the trick before i leave" he shrugged and held his cup out.
@Safety Hammer

Virian laughed, took the cup, and handed him the bottle.

 

[FrostXShadow]

"i don't even remeber the last time i had sex" he shrugged and took the bottle chugging half of it, oddly enough he was drunk but he drank more "i should probably be leaving" he started to get up


@Safety Hammer

 

[xpstitch]

Liberty had been strolling through the corridors of Olympus feeling mighty proud of his prayer answering when he overheard part of the conversation of Virian and Lyker. He didn't know who it was them but felt sympathy for Virian. Rejected. Ouch. I know the feeling.

 

[FrostXShadow]

Liberty had been strolling through the corridors of Olympus feeling mighty proud of his prayer answering when he overheard part of the conversation of Virian and Lyker. He didn't know who it was them but felt sympathy for Virian. Rejected. Ouch. I know the feeling.

(( why you gotta make it seem like he is a douchbag jeez xD ))

 

[Stormyface]

@Safety Hammer[/URL]


((psychotic face engaged))

 

[xpstitch]

(( why you gotta make it seem like he is a douchbag jeez xD ))

(I didn't MEAN to make it seem that way. People like who they like and there's nothing you can do about it. Rejection is a part of life. Even Liberty doesn't DISLIKE Lyker because he got scorned. He just feels sad.)

 

[FrostXShadow]

(I didn't MEAN to make it seem that way. People like who they like and there's nothing you can do about it. Rejection is a part of life. Even Liberty doesn't DISLIKE Lyker because he got scorned. He just feels sad.)

(( Lyker is a very sensitive person he has not had sex in years and maybe he is just scared of commitment))

 

[xpstitch]

(( Lyker is a very sensitive person he has not had sex in years and maybe he is just scared of commitment))

(Liberty sips wine like a queen and says "join the club. Been single for YEARS. Got tired of meaningless one night stands with random strangers".)

 

[A L M O S]

(( Lyker is a very sensitive person he has not had sex in years and maybe he is just scared of commitment))

(I am reminded... )


[media]



[/media]

 

[FrostXShadow]

(Liberty sips wine like a queen and says "join the club. Been single for YEARS. Got tired of meaningless one night stands with random strangers".)

(( lyker sips wine with him "we must find our soul mates.....actually im fine with one night stands))

 

[xpstitch]

(( lyker sips wine with him "we must find our soul mates.....actually im fine with one night stands))

(then why didn't you breed Virian? The guy is hot, let's face it.)