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[Alexandra]

@PixelWitch


Quick question for you; is Gus a rug that behaves like a dog, or a dog that strongly resembles a rug?

 

[PixelWitch]

He's a Dog...


Bear.


Bear-Dog.

This thing.


Can eat off countertops.


Can EAT countertops.


And small children.


And LARGE children...

 

[Alexandra]

Excellent!


Just the visual I needed.


And now to have my tiny Darkling ride him around like a mount....

 

[Axelgear]

So, does Lucas dream of a strange, oddly talking midget in a room with red curtains?

 

[Axelgear]

Double-posting but I feel the need to nudge here: What would the roll be to recover glamour from the old couple's anticipation of breakfast?

 

[The Fuzz]

Let's see, now....use Sackcloth's Wits + Socialise or Empathy, on account of how we're looking at anticipation of breakfast and satisfaction at having a semi-sorta fancy breakfast laid out.

 

[Axelgear]

Hurray! I take it this counts as Desire, yes?

Spoiler

[dice]2681[/dice]


[dice]2682[/dice]

 

[The Fuzz]

Nom nyom. Your Glammer has a flavr.


(+2 Glamour.)

 

[Axelgear]

+3, 'innit? Spring Court, and all?

 

[The Fuzz]

So it is! +3 Glamour.

 

[Axelgear]

On an exceptional success to acquire Glamour, do we transform into David Bowie?

 

[The Fuzz]

You need 5 successes for the hair, but once you have that, you can then make a secondary roll for Crotch.

 

[Axelgear]

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Yep. This is where we're going. Yessiree.

 

[The Fuzz]

But what are we doing in this handcart?

 

[risaphoeniix]

Can any Spring Court folk make that roll for glamour?

 

[PixelWitch]

Um... my hand slipped.


http://pixel-witch.tumblr.com/image/66870872716


... Sorry.

 

[Axelgear]

Ffffffffuuuuuuck... That is awesoooome, friend-o! I particularly like Lita and Sage.


One question, though... Why is everyone wearing robes? Did we beat up some monks?


Because that'd be Fae as fuck to do.


... Also, are Lita and Liam making eyes at Robert?

 

[PixelWitch]

Nah, not robes... just big hoods and scarfs and things. Their outfits weren't really a focus. And no, they're just supposed to be separate portraits, they're just glancing in random directions really... ^^ ;;

 

[Axelgear]

Raaah, just teasing. Seriously, awesome stuff.

 

[Inari]

Awesomeness firmly seconded! That's really neat, Pixel. Thank you much!

 

[Inari]

Awh heck, wasn't sure if the old folks were actually in the kitchen yet or not...Was hoping not.

 

[Axelgear]

Problem solved!

 

[risaphoeniix]

Ok, suspense is killing me. Who's at the door?

 

[The Fuzz]

Sorry guys, for whatever reason, I wasn't getting alerts. Will post ASAP.

 

[Axelgear]

Weird.


While I'm at it, was the shoe thing too much?


Edit: Y'know, when I think about it in the context of a sackcloth tinker-toy attacking a wolfman in red to keep the old couple he's feeding off of from noticing his odd question about a potential missing child, it's hard to find something too bizarre.