Zer0
Haiku Hitman
Moss' eyes became happy chinky when he looked back at Isa who was gaping at the great ruins, and held his hand as they passed under the cool shadow of the towering, golden-patina and rusty-brass crisscrossed roof, where small streaks of sunlight shone through broken stained glass. "One day, or maybe if all goes well with what we're about to do, do you want to stay here for a while and go exploring, Mr. Red?"
Moss dutifully ignored the ladies, and when he heard Isa growl, he looked back and in front of everybody, twisted around, cupped his cheek and then kissed him reassuringly. The scarlet dancers scoffed, some looked disappointed, others were looking at Isa as though they're better than him. But Moss only had eyes for him, and he smiled and continued holding his hand for all to see, as they made their way to Leonid's Exotic Eccentricities.
Moss nodded at Isa. "It's probably his hair potion he's using to make the grass grow. Ohhh. Oh, Isa, it's not grass, it's seaweed!" Walking on the short stone path to the tent, it was clear now that each 'blade of grass' was actually tufts of dry seaweed, standing up tall instead of wilted in the hot afternoon. Weaving between them were small schools of floating fishes, hiding away before they could catch a real glimpse; Goblin-L looked like she wanted to chase them; while Vidya restlessly looked around like she couldn't wait to get this over with.
They stepped through the tent flap and a curtain of beads and pearls jingled. Moss craned his neck up and beheld a gold and brass ruined cathedral lit by morning light with hills upon hills of . . . everything.
In front of them was a table and merchant scales, and sitting on it was a purple skinned, scarlet eyed, gold bejeweled horned, and colorfully coated tiefling with an arrow tipped purple tail. And he was painting --- no, restoring what looked like a set of old tarot cards on the table. He looked up. "Moss!"
"Leonid! Shhh! How did you know it was me?"
The Tiefling briefly turned into smoke and passed through the table, and clasped hands with Moss in a firm handshake, laughing. "Moss, Moss, Moss," he whispered, " I would recognize that horn anywhere, but I almost didn't, almost, which means that either you are wearing a terrible disguise for something not so important --- you need to spend time on these things ---- maybe a facial deformity? Or you are in a hurry?" Leonid had large tattoo of a peacock tail that stretched down from the side of his neck down his coat. His neck and the chest behind his unbuttoned collar had many small white scars.
Moss dropped his veil. "My face is not deformed. I'm actually here for a --- favor?"
Leonid had walked pass him, Isa, then bent down to look at Goblin-L who was bewildered why he was staring intently at her.
"C-Can I help ya, lanky?" she gargled in a perfect gutteral gobblegook accent.
"I have only one rule in my shop. Are you a good child or a bad child?"
"Ahhhhhhhh . . . I-I sometimes do bad things to survive?"
"Well, alright then. You shant be turned into pie." he patted her head satisfied. L looked at him like whaa? "Allow me to introduce myself everyone, properly." He went to the middle of them all, bowed, then swept his arms up. "I am Leonid Francis de Rollo von Heuston the Third, and you are in Leonid's Exotic Eccentricities! My personal collection of all the weird and wonderful of Leor! If it's hard to find, lost in history, extinct, or is just downright illegal no part of it must have survived the scourge of the Templar Inquisitors, you are in luck, friends, for you may find it here! Now, how can I help you, beautiful people?"