Realistic or Modern The Place For The Broken

[BELL]

"You mean, on this planet? Well, you see. When a mommy Grey and a daddy Grey love each other veerry much," he seems like he's about to explain everything about sex and birth if nobody stops him.

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

Cheshire hits Grey on the head. "Idiot, why are you at this hellhouse?"

 

[BELL]

He grins. "I was wandering through the woods one day, contemplating life, when I came across this big spooky house."

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

"My turn." Cheshire gulps down the bitter drink and shakes his head, smiling. "Ahh, I love that feeling."

 

[BELL]

"Okay, mister truth topic lightweight man, what truth are you gonna say?"

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

"What truth do you want? Stop calling me lightweight, I am not a lightweight."

 

[BELL]

"Fine." He thinks. "Well, what do you think of Melody?"

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

Cheshire thinks for a minute, a smile just barely curling at the corners of his mouth. "She's cute, and sweet, but she's also very much human."

 

[BELL]

"I see." He smiles.

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

"Take another shot before I drink the whole bottle." He says, dryly.

 

[BELL]

Grey does so.

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

"Now, tell me, which person would you date here? I mean in this house."

 

[BELL]

"Minxy, that violin girl, Skylar was her name I think, or maybe you." He shrugs. "I think I'm with Minxy."

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

Cheshire laughs. "You're a sweetie. Now, what do you suggest besides vodka?"

 

[BELL]

He gestures to the rest of the bottles on the table.

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

"Yes, yes I see the bottles. I want to know what you suggest, not the entire table." Cheshire says impatiently.

 

[BELL]

You're right, I guess a lightweight wouldn't know much about this.." He picks up the Gin. "Let's use this."

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

"Call me a lightweight again I'll hit you harder." Cheshire threatened as he grabbed the bottle and unscrewed the top. He sniffed the liquor and shivered. "Bottoms up." He took a deep swig.

 

[BELL]

Grey watches and smiles.

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

Cheshire hands the bottle back. "That is lovely, why do you have Christmas in a bottle?"

 

[BELL]

Grey drinks it before answering. "Because I like it." He smiles softly.

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

"Now, what would you say, if I wanted to put makeup on you."

 

[BELL]

"I would say that it's not the first time someone wanted to put makeup on me."

 

[CrazyNotChaotic]

"Did that ever happen? The makeup, I mean."

 

[BELL]

"Yeah." He smiles a bit. "Wasn't too comfortable, though."