Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Autumn McJavabean
I had several working ideas. I'll ask you for which you'd prefer for the roleplay. Not sure if these are possible, so that's why I'm asking:
- God of Something
Literally, a God of "Something." Nothing in particular. Because of his nature, every time people refer to him, they call him "something else." One time, a friend will call him William Jackson, and the other time, a friend will call him "Teddy Bear" because he isn't one particular existence. He's just "something." More a force of nature than something in particular. The kind of "Bigfoot is my drinking buddy" character. Technically a cryptid.
- God of Melodramatic Villainy
You can see where this goes. Twirly mustache, dark cloak, long staff, a tophat. That's right, the most cliche turn of events ever, when he ties a random woman to the traintracks and tells everyone how evil his genius plan is! Then he'll go off to monologue for ten minutes about his convoluted world domination plan, allowing his nemesis to find an equally convoluted way of escaping unnoticed and saving the day. Yes, I know, this idea is worthy of 2017's Munchkin Award, but it would make for some gaggerific moments and a good source of comic relief in an otherwise dark world.
- God of Candles
Just an idea I had. Candles are neat. They carry light into the darkness and burn with hope. They are for wishing on during your birthday, but they are also what we use to mark the departure of loved ones. It's a really clean concept, that I think is interesting.
- God of Headaches
Came up with this one a while ago when I hit myself on the head and asked God why he'd do something like this to me. *Shrugs*
- God of Donuts
I'm just imagining a mighty, fat guy in a crown putting a case of 'em in the oven, and saying: "Thou art my children; thou art donuts. Donuts must be baptized in fire, and lo; thou shall be consumed by lawkeepers (read: fat cops) of the prosaic world. And thou shall be tasty and scrumptious. And thou shall always desire glaze and sprinkles; as will thou be soft and porous. Lastly, thou will always honor thine fat and oil and you never will let cholesterol overcome thine resolve."
I had several working ideas. I'll ask you for which you'd prefer for the roleplay. Not sure if these are possible, so that's why I'm asking:
- God of Something
Literally, a God of "Something." Nothing in particular. Because of his nature, every time people refer to him, they call him "something else." One time, a friend will call him William Jackson, and the other time, a friend will call him "Teddy Bear" because he isn't one particular existence. He's just "something." More a force of nature than something in particular. The kind of "Bigfoot is my drinking buddy" character. Technically a cryptid.
- God of Melodramatic Villainy
You can see where this goes. Twirly mustache, dark cloak, long staff, a tophat. That's right, the most cliche turn of events ever, when he ties a random woman to the traintracks and tells everyone how evil his genius plan is! Then he'll go off to monologue for ten minutes about his convoluted world domination plan, allowing his nemesis to find an equally convoluted way of escaping unnoticed and saving the day. Yes, I know, this idea is worthy of 2017's Munchkin Award, but it would make for some gaggerific moments and a good source of comic relief in an otherwise dark world.
- God of Candles
Just an idea I had. Candles are neat. They carry light into the darkness and burn with hope. They are for wishing on during your birthday, but they are also what we use to mark the departure of loved ones. It's a really clean concept, that I think is interesting.
- God of Headaches
Came up with this one a while ago when I hit myself on the head and asked God why he'd do something like this to me. *Shrugs*
- God of Donuts
I'm just imagining a mighty, fat guy in a crown putting a case of 'em in the oven, and saying: "Thou art my children; thou art donuts. Donuts must be baptized in fire, and lo; thou shall be consumed by lawkeepers (read: fat cops) of the prosaic world. And thou shall be tasty and scrumptious. And thou shall always desire glaze and sprinkles; as will thou be soft and porous. Lastly, thou will always honor thine fat and oil and you never will let cholesterol overcome thine resolve."