The Last Poster Wins

Oh my... *Laughs, maybe nervously, maybe gleefully, maybe both.*


Well that's terrifying, certainly explains all this bone breaking I've been hearing about.
 
*Rift opens, and spits out a very surprised @Surprise Meteors with a large pirate hat upon his head*


Their wenches are amazing! I think I may have smoked the souls of my people! 


*He coughed a green plume, which was shaped in various weeping souls*


I really think we should saw him in half, around the knees? Midget saw I've heard it called. Done by pirates.
 
MIDGET SAW


A DEADLY FATE


CHOPPED UP LIMBS BECOME SHARK BAIT


MIDGET SAW


THE PIRATES CODE


SAYS THAT BOTH YOUR LEGS MUST GO


CHOPPED TO PIECES


RIPPED TO SHREDS


YOU'RE GONNA WISH THAT YOU WERE DEAD
 
Scared? *Laughs again, this time notably less nervous...Well, maybe just slightly.* Nah, I've just never met a 'dere' before. 


*Tilts head.* It's...Interesting...
 
The bone breaking I can deal with...


But insects -shudders-

Aww, scared of bugs are we? 


It's just a little bug. 


Maybe you'd like tarantulas crawling all over you instead?


Be buried alive with a nest of Japanese Giant Hornets, hmm?
 
Tfw you want to post a meme, but it might be too heretical for this website because SLAAAAAAAANNNNEESSSSHHHHH.


Too much tits can be a problem sometimes.
 
I still want to win this posting thing.


So maybe the revulsion meter needs to be a little less pirate-y.


and more SHREK IS LOVE


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I also want to know your thoughts on trypophobia @Legend:D cause it honestly doesn't make any sense to me.
 

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