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Fantasy The Dark World (ooc)

:P silly british feelings haha
Yes. Silly us with our apologising and our queues.... XD

I'm also surprised that no one asked what a chav was when I mentioned them a little while back... XD
I've been informed that chavs don't exist outside of Britain - and hambons don't exist outside of Wlaes. X3
 
Yes. Silly us with our apologising and our queues.... XD

I'm also surprised that no one asked what a chav was when I mentioned them a little while back... XD
I've been informed that chavs don't exist outside of Britain - and hambons don't exist outside of Wlaes. X3
i just took it as an insult, but yes i dont specifically know what that is :P
 
i just took it as an insult, but yes i dont specifically know what that is :P
Oh wow.... XD
Ahem. Feast your eyes.
Urban dictionary's definition of chav, which isn't far off;
chav
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, I'm uncultured in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

And, my personal favourite;
Chav
Chav - Sub species of human
Commonly thought to be of inferior intellect, the Chavette surprises us with its cunning plan to avoid taking up a professional career and provide itself with free accommodation supplied by tax payers by spawning multi coloured mini chavs at a early stage in life, usually mid teens. Clearly recognisable by their distinctive tribal Burberry they congregate in town centres and on street corners, Chavs have a reputation of being creative with public property and motor vehicles, building themselves Chaviots out of mechcano sets and strip lighting, and providing us with humorous banta written on toilet walls like ‘Shit’ and ‘Tasha woz ere’ in an attempt to relieve our boredom while urinating.
Their language is a basic form of English thus avoiding any words they cannot spell or pronounce, even to the extent of creating new words only they know the meaning of.
Hunting in large groups Chavs will single out the weakest, smallest prey and attack it without mercy avoiding any personal injury and insuring victory.
Chavs unfortunately don't yet fall into the category of rodent and in effect cannot be bludgeoned to death under the guise of pest control. Darn!-
I think I speak for everyone when I say thank you Chavs for the great contribution you’ve made to this country, you’ve made it what it what it is today – a shit hole.
 
The whole "savage" thing is sort of chav slang for "I just insulted you poorly and I feel proud about it".
They generally scream it in your face.
 
I am!! I just read through everything here. Now I must go to the lovely convo you started. Then RP then I will be back to talk!! I am finally home and I am so happy haha
OMG YAY WIFEEEEEE!! *clutches tight and nuzzles* i missed you bads!!

and omg that stuff about chav... lmao XD yah basically kiro haha
 
............ Okay, but as much as I want to stay up. (And I do, reeeaaally bad) And I'm not even that tired, but...
I should really call it a night - otherwise I'll do stupid things on the roads tomorrow...
Night!
 
omg I dun know if I can do it Twinsy 0.0... the furthest I've gone is 5 am. And I am suuuuper tired... but I will try to stay up as late as I can so we can work on that partnership thing :)
cool. Don't worry about it too much if you're tired. We have tomorrow, though I'll be working a great part of it.
 
............ Okay, but as much as I want to stay up. (And I do, reeeaaally bad) And I'm not even that tired, but...
I should really call it a night - otherwise I'll do stupid things on the roads tomorrow...
Night!
gnite Frostfire! tho youll miss my most recent post im working on D:
 

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