Other The Dark Humor Thread

Good golly gosh, this is the last thread I would've expected to see anywhere outside Reddit. (Where I got most of my dark jokes from.)

I wish I had the brainpower to make up my own. ;-;
 
Fresh off my bored mind:

Both of them are deep underwater.

I only saw the whale come back up for air.
 
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“I have good and bad news,” the doctor said to his patient.

“Give me the good news first,” the patient said.

“Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “and you have only two days to live.”

“That’s the good news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”

“I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
 

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