Realistic or Modern The Barren Mother // Small Town Mystery Role Play [ one spot left ❧ ]

[Life.]

Pine you seem to be becoming delusional since you are talking to a thread...

 

[Pine]

Becoming?


/chuckles + pats autobiography


Oh Novel m'dear, I was already there.


 
that awkward moment when you reject someone's application and- well, literally anything that follows after


 
i mean in truth we don't NEED eight people seven is fine


idk


 
is there even a one on one recruitment thread that doesn't involve romance


because if there is i really should go congratulate them


 
gasp !


and how did YOU get on the second page?

 

[AquaSly]

There should be that mysterious cat that appears everywhere.

 

[Pine]

Hnn, you're right.


Cats ARE pretty scandalous.

 

[AquaSly]

Mhahahaha :3

 

[AquaSly]

Opps double post ._.

 

[Pine]

but then again i was criticizing people who were treating their walls like blogs


like what do i think i'm doing with these bumps??


 
just going to casually pretend like my roommate isn't crying right across from me


whether this makes me a good or bad roommate is up for debate


but seriously just stay broken up already good lord


 
just work that body work that body make sure you don't hurt nobody


 
so


memes


okay they're kind of funny


when they're on tumblr


but it bothers me to no end when people go from thinking that they're relatively amusing to the pinnacle of modern day humor


like i'm wearing a grumpy cat shirt that says "i had fun once it was awful"


which is all fine and dandy


but i was going down the stairs hurrying to my class but then thiS CHICK LIKE STOPPED ME ON THE STAIRWELL AND JUST SAID "CAAAAAAAAAAATS" and giggled and then said "sorry i just really like your shirt" like it was the most hilarious thing in the world


and like i only wear this shirt because a) it's a testament of my cousins who bought this for me thinking that i have the personality of a brick wall b) it's blue and i own an alarming number of black shirts and c) it's comfy


needless to say i have some strange wingmates that of which i hope i never have to associate myself with again

 

[Life.]

Are you goth? Your choice of attire sounds like my sister (former goth) with the black clothing but she has lighten up with a few shirts and weapons O.o

 

[Pine]

/hands on hips


R00D


so assuming of you


No, I just so happen to have a lot of Batman shirts tyvm.


/indignantly lifts nose

 

[kibou]

a few years ago i painted my nails black and my parents gave me a lecture on going goth/emo and how if i did they would kick me out lOL


IT WAS ONLY NAIL POLISH


and black nail polish/dark shades are the best

 

[Pine]

goats tbh


i hate your parents


ahahaha

 

[kibou]

its okay, me too


my life is basically waiting for people i hate to get into terrible accidents, and being disappointed


imagine how happy i was when this kid who bullied me and my friend in elementary school got horrible ulcers and is now hospitalized

 

[Pine]

i am sorry for your life


 
someone talk to me


unless i don't like you


in which case nvm

 

[kibou]

what like IM NOT GOOD ENough?????!?!?

 

[Pine]

THIRTY+ MINUTES IS TOO LONG

 

[kibou]

its not my fault my mom wanted to go over my school stuff


AND make me wait by writing an email


i had to help her copy and paste things


and she STILL doesnt know how to use a laptop trackpad well

 

[Pine]

it's not my fault that i don't have a life outside of rpn


maybe


/cries


i can relate to that on a religious level


i spent half an hour explaining to my grandma how to turn on her tv

 

[kibou]

its okay


i dont really either


it would be so much faster if i could just do it for her lol


because apparently she is never going to learn

 

[Life.]

\(.0.)/

 

[Pine]

wouldn't it be so funny though if on websites like these where you're supposed to be truthful about your age because you need to be at least thirteen


if like they wouldn't be looking out for people saying things like "im actually eleven lol"


but instead they just saw someone acting like super immature and like they're new to the internet


and staff just approaches them and is like "are you SURE you're thirty-seven...?"

 

[Life.]

Pine is there something you're not telling us???

 

[Pine]

yes


tamales are not dolphin-safe


/cackles forever

 

[Pine]

i spent yesterday morning complaining about white straight people


and then realized i'm one of them cries

 

[Life.]

So a hypocrite?

 

[Pine]

That depends on if the Aro/Ace Club will accept my request for honorary membership.