Fantasy THAT ONE ‘Kingdom’, ya know? (open)

[RoseAstasia]

Setting: Midevil times, small village near a large castle. The king is very uncaring, but the citizens don’t care because he accidentally does nice stuff all the time.

The king goes out of his way to be a jerk, but his deeds actually seem to benefit the community. Example: 1.Sugar ban. Obesity drops. 2. Eats a buffet every meal, but throws his leftovers out the window at town hall. Where Everyone always waits with plates in hand.

This RP is not serious in the slightest, please join in the shenanigans.

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac was headed through the wood and find a cave, seeing as it’s a cave it would be a good play to use it as a bathroom. He then walks in and goes a corner and squats down

 

[Gabriel117]

Knobert suddenly yells "FIREBAAAAAALL' ans shoots one at drekevacs nut sack

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac rolls out of the way “what the hell I was doing a very important thing “

 

[Gabriel117]

"THATS MY PILLOW YOU FAT BASTARD" as he shoots another fireball

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac pulls out his shield and blocks the fireball and looks down to see a pillow “oops my bad, but why are you sleeping in a cave”

 

[Gabriel117]

"this is my home, twat are you talking about? a cave? pffft! THIS IS A MANCHION!"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Ok then where can I take a shit”

 

[Gabriel117]

"not in my house, HERE WE SHIT OUTSIDE LIKE BEARS!"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Ok so who are you and why do you live In a cave”

 

[Gabriel117]

"I AM KNOBERT THE WOYZE, aaaaaaaaaand, its not a cave, this is my manchion" he said smugly

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I am drekavac knight of syan” Drekavac bows

 

[Gabriel117]

knobert puts his hand up to his ear "what? you have cyanide?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“What no syan S-Y-A-N it’s a kingdom far away from here”

 

[Gabriel117]

the wizard starts to stroke his beard "yes, yes, my beard IS fury"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“What?” Drekavac looked at him confused “can hear well”

 

[Gabriel117]

"a beer wall!? that sounds great!!!! where is it?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Fuck a duck” Drekavac points to the left

 

[Gabriel117]

"the puck is stuck? the fuck is a puck?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes yes, be beautiful man”

 

[Gabriel117]

'a booty full of hands? what has this conversation turned into?!

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“That’s is disgusting, how are you even able to do anything”

 

[Gabriel117]

"perhaps its the helmet take it off maybe then you can tell me where this beer wall is"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac takes off his helmet “how you hear me now”

 

[Gabriel117]

"I hear you through sound waves like everyone else, but why are your sentances so grammatically strange?